(Well, here goes another chapter, with a slight chance of evil navis, and maybe the plot of this fic might start to unfold… nah, just kidding, still random stupidity! Yay!)


Chapter 5 (or really chapter 4, because the last chapter didn't count, but whatever…)

Lan and company walked onto the bustling streets of Netopia. "Is that are hotel over there?" Lan looked over a luxurious tall building with a large swimming pool on the roof and gold plated window trimmings, with golden jewel encrusted letters that read, Hotel Del Netopia.

"Yup, that looks like what we usually get to stay in on these out of country fieldtrips." Dex replied.

"Excuse me Dex," Megaman started to speak, " 'Yup' is not a word. That word currently has no existence in the English language therefore; you should not be using it. What you should've said is yes. Just yes. Slang is not permitted while in my presence."

There was a pause in conversation then Mayl finally decided to break the silence. "So, why don't we go to our hotel now? There is obviously nothing to do right now."

The group of friends started to walk to the Hotel Del when Mr. S. (their new teacher, just in case you forgot) called over to them from across the street, "Students, what are you doing over there? Our hotel is over here."

Mr. S. pointed over to a small gray building, with the paint peeling off, and a cheap sign in front of it that read, Embassy Suites, National Headquarters. Enjoy your stay… If you dare!

Lan, Mayl, Yai and Dex, walked over to join their class mates in what might be the crappiest hotel ever made.

"Mr. S., are you sure this is the right hotel?" Yai had a worried expression on her face.

"Miss Yai, do you honestly think our school budget is that great that we can book the most expensive things for this class? If we're going to be here for a day or two we can't just reserve the lavish a billion zenny per night hotels. We have to balance the school budget."

"Budget, smudget. If you just lend me one billion zenny, then I can go ahead and stay at the Hotel Del Netopia, and you guys can go stay at Embassy Suites and frolic in your cheapness."

Mr. S. was not amused. "Young lady, if you're so intent on staying in the pricey hotels then you can go ahead and do that…. Out of your own pocket book!"

Yai smiled. "Yes sir." The small girl walked over to Hotel Del where she entered calmly.

"Yeah, I'd just like to see the look on her face when they kick her tiny butt out of the hotel."

"Why would you say that Mr. S.?" Mayl asked.

"There is a thirty-million zenny entrance fee just to get in that place. And if you can't pay, you get booted out."

"How would you know sir?" One of the students inquired.

"Well, I used to work in the janitorial service department over there."

Dex whispered to Lan, "What is a damn janitor doing teaching our sixth grade class?"

"Well," Lan whispered back to Dex, "I believe that Ms. Mari finally couldn't teach our class this time, seeing as she started that whole, 'getting a real job' thing that she was always talking about…"

Mr. S. spoke, "Yessiree, that frickin' hobbit should be gettin' kicked out of the hotel any minute now." The students waited to see Yai flying through the air.

After an hour of waiting outside with the class Mr. S. could take it no longer. "That's it, I'm goin' after her. Something must've happened."

"Sir, I wouldn't bother to go after her. Yai probably just paid the fee and got in." Mayl said reasonably.

"Yeah," another student added, "Yai is so rich she could buy your family. With all due respect sir."

Another student commented, "No way! Yai's so rich she could buy Mr S's ancestor's coffins, with his relatives still inside!"

"Nah, Yai's so rich she could buy all of ACDC town, with Mr. S. as her pet dog."

"Yai's so rich she could buy Mr. S's mom!"

"Okay students! That's enough. And you," the teacher pointed at the student who made the previous comment, "Never, and I mean never, ever, talk about my mom! Or else I'm gonna have a conference with yo mom!"

Mr. S. walked over to the hotel and entered through the golden, sparkling entrance.

The students waited for a few seconds. There were sounds, shouts, and screams coming from the hotel. "I wonder what that's all about?" Lan looked carefully at the entrance.

Policemen walked out of the hotel with Mr. S. following them in handcuffs. "I swear, I didn't do it!" Mr. S. said frantically.

One of the policemen answered, " Mr. Shitty, you are charged with walking into the Hotel Del Netopia without paying the outrageously expensive fee, and the attempted abduction of a VIP."

"It's Mr. S. godammit! Don't ever call me by my real name!"

"That's enough sir. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and probably will be used against you in the court of law. If you cannot hire an attorney, one will be appointed to you… that is… unless you start acting shitty." All the cops started to break out in laughter as they put Mr. S. in the car and drove away.

"Well, you don't see that happen everyday!" Lan said.

"Well, I guess we have free time now." Dex stated.

"Yeah, I guess we do." Mayl responded.

"Well, what are we gonna do?"

"I know," Lan got in the middle of the group of students, "everybody, let's wonder around Netopia doing absolutely whatever we want to, when we want to, how we want to! Whaddya say guys?"

There was silence. Lan looked around. Everyone had already walked away and was exploring the wondrous sights of Netopia. "Damn young whipper snappers! No respect for their elders." And with that Lan got his cane out and called his Seeing Eye dog Lucky, and slowly started to follow the direction that Dex and Mayl walked to. (Just kidding!)

"So, guys, where are we going now?"

"I figured me and Dex would get acquainted with all the friendly people here. Right Dex?"

"Yeah, everybody here seems really cool."

"I guess," Lan looked around, "yeah, y'know what, you guys are right. I mean, everything about these people seems friendly, their faces, their clothes, in fact, everything about these people is just-" as Lan was about to finish his sentence he bumped into this man.

He was a tall African American male with muscular body. His hair was cut into a Mohawk and he wore skull earrings, a leather jacket with the sleeves ripped off, and jet black jeans and boots.

Lan looked up at the man and stammered, "Um-um-m s-s-sir, I-I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-ssorry that I-I-I-I-just ran into you l-l-like that. It was an accident." Lan started to turn pale as the man gave him a menacing stare.

"Whatchu talkin' bout foo! Speak up! I can't hear you wit all dat stammerin' you doin' over dere!"

"Sir, I'm r-r-r-really s-s-sorry for," Megaman cut in, "Lan there is no need for apologies, let me handle this." "O-o-okay Megaman." Lan took his P.E.T out of his pocket and held it up to the man so he and Megaman were face to digitally generated face.

"Sir, the words that just came out of your mouth absolutely horrified me. In all my years of correcting grammar, I have never heard of such an appalling sentence. Ever. I believe, from what little words that I could make out, that you were saying, 'whatchu talkin' bout foo' when you should've said, what are you talking about, fool. You're probably the only single individual, I've ever met to form an entire sentence that is completely and totally, grammatically incorrect. Should you feel proud? No. If I were you good sir, I'd be ashamed and another thing-"

The man stopped Megaman's speech, "What da hell makes you tink I give a damn whatchu say blue boy! Come ere for a second. Get closer." As Lan held Megaman's face closer to the man's face, he spit on the P.E.T screen.

"My lord sir! That is disgusting! Do you know how much bacteria is in a single drop of your spit?"

The man started laughing. "Hahaha! Is little blue ass mad at me? Well, whatchu gonna do blue? Are you gonna, knock da shit outta me?" The man continued to laugh as he started to walk away.

A drop of black liquid came out from the P.E.T and landed on the man's neck. He turned around. "Aahh it burns! Blue ass! Did you jus' spit on me?"

"Damn straight." Megaman said in a sudden change of personality. "What are you going to do about it?"

"Gonna kick yo lil' blue ass, thas' what I gonna do bout it!"

"Run Lan!" Lan, with Megaman in hand, ran away, followed by Mayl and Dex. They ran down the street and into a crowd of people.

"You think we lost him?" Dex asked.

"Yeah. I think so." Lan looked for him. "Yeah, he's gone." The group got out of the crowd of people and continued to walk.

"Wow Megaman, I didn't know you could spit." Lan said.

"I can't, that was old battery acid that I had in the P.E.T for such an occasion. You know, whenever I have to spit on a niga!" Megaman started laughing. Lan stared at him sternly.

"Megaman, racism is not funny. Racial slurs, like the one you said right now, only pollute our society and ultimately lead to a universal barrier between all of our races of people. It's because of Net Navis like you that our world is so full of hatred."

"Gee, I'm sorry Lan, I didn't know. By the way, that was really wise, what you said right now, how did you gain that kind of wisdom in such a short amount of time?"

"Well, actually, I pretty much read the whole thing off that McDonalds' Billboard over there about why you should eat their dark meat chicken selects just as much as there white meat chicken selects."

"Oh…"

As Lan walked up with his friends he street he saw his dad. "Oh, hi dad. What are you doing here?"

"Hello Lan, I'm just here… on… a…uh… business trip."

"Oh. How come you didn't tell mom?"

"Well, you see… I was just..."

Suddenly a brown haired woman with a skimpy red dress jumped on Mr. Hikari's back.

"Oh doctor! I've had such a fun time with you! Hey who's this?"

"Dad…" Lan had a confused expression on his face.

"Oh uh… Lan, I can explain, you see, this is a colleague of mine Ms.-" the woman cut Mr. Hikari off, "What are you talkin' about, you're my boyfriend!"

Lan and Megaman gasped.

Megaman was in complete shock, "Mr. Hikari, if Mrs. Hikari knew… I must tell her at once!"

"No! Um, say Lan… I made something for your P.E.T!"

"Oh, really, what is it dad?"

Mr. Hikari pulled out a cheap paper bag, "It's a P.E.T carrying case. It can protect your P.E.T from getting smashed by a speeding car in the middle of traffic. Here, allow me to demonstrate!"

Mr. Hikari snatched the device from Lan's hand, stuffed it into the paper bag, and threw it in the middle of ongoing traffic. It only took a second for a car to rush by and run over the P.E.T.

The tiny device made a large crunch sound and all of its parts started to fly out of the paper bag.

Lan gasped, "Oh my god! They killed Megaman!" Dex added, "You bastards!"

Lan's dad started to speak in a very quick manner, "Well whaddya know. My case didn't work, what a shame. Well, Lan, perhaps, I'll make you a new Megaman later, well gotta go!" Mr. Hikari ran way with his Mistress off into the distance. Lan broke down in tears.


(Well, maybe just one South Park parody but that's it. Not much to say about this chapter so time to respond to reviews.

Saddened Soul- Yeah, I saw final destination, and yes Dark Link, death is now going to stalk Chaud. FOREVA!

Xahn- Yes, kinda. Anyways You most certainly will see more AOC, so expect it when you least expect it.

Blue Phoenix- Survivor and fear factor…hm… interesting… I'll see what I can do…