(Okaaay, obviously killing off Megaman did not settle well with most of my reviewers so time to make things right…)

Chapter 6

Mr. Hikari stuffed Megaman into a paper bag and threw him onto the street. Shortly after, a car came and ran over the Net Navi, ending his life, as well as almost ending the life of another…

It had been five years since Megaman died, or actually five hours, and a feeble young boy sat in his hotel room, crying…

"Why Megaman! Why! Oh! It didn't have to be this way! Everything… it's pointless… I have no reason to live anymore…" Lan took out a gun and pointed it to his head.

"Megaman! I'm coming to be with you… you were so innocent… you didn't deserve it… maybe now… I'll finally be with you in heaven… where we won't have to worry about black guys that want to hurt us, net mafias, and dad cheating on mom…"

Lan had his finger on the trigger and was about to press down on it, when suddenly; there was a knock on the door.

Mayl called out from the other side of the door, "Lan, are you okay?"

"Go away!"

"Lan, it's me Mayl. Dex and Yai are here too."

"All of you go somewhere else! I have a gun and I'm going to shoot myself!"

Yai looked at Mayl bewilderedly. "How on Earth did he get a gun?"

"I put it in his hotel room for his convenience." The group turned around to see a hotel steward standing right behind them.

Yai walked up to the steward and grabbed him by the cuffs of his shirt. "What the hell were you thinking giving a gun to a suicidal person!"

The man said innocently, "It seemed like a good idea at the time." After that statement a loud bang came from Lan's hotel room.

"Oh my gosh! Lan!" Mayl barged into the room followed by Yai and Dex. They found Lan sitting on his bed crying.

"Dammit! I missed!" The boy sobbed even more.

"Oh Lan…" Dex ran over to Lan's side and gave him a hug.

"Lan killing yourself won't solve anything. You've got to learn that there was more to your life then Megaman."

Lan cried even more. "But Mayl, Megaman, was all that I really had. He was my best friend, he was my teacher, my study buddy, and he was the only one who would ever do my homework for me. Without Megaman, I'm nothing… just an empty shell."

"Lan… I'm sorry… hey, maybe tomorrow we can get you a new Megaman."

Lan's eyes brightened up. "Really?"

"Yes, tomorrow will go to Navis-R-Us and buy you Megaman. But you better go to sleep now."

"Wow! Navis-R-Us! Yay!" Lan turned off his light quickly and fell asleep.

Mayl, and Yai walked out of the room (Dex stayed inside the room with Lan, as he was hoping to get a little more than a hug from him...).

The following day Lan sauntered down the Netopian streets merrily with his friends over to Navis-R-Us.

"So Lan, you already know which Navi what you want, right?"

"Yeah! I want the blue one!" Our bandana wearing hero was pumped with excitement ashe entered the magnificent building.

Mayl replied, "Good, I don't want you to take forever looking at the Navis like you did last time I took you shopping."

"Man, I haven't been here in ages." Dex marveled at the stacks of shelves full of marvelous Navi programs (Keep in mind readers, Navis and P.E.Ts are two separate things.).

"Here Lan, why don't you go look for a Megaman EXE on the shelves somewhere over there."

"Alright!" Lan grinned joyfully and walked over to a shelf full of different Navi software.

"Mayl, what are you thinking? You know as well as I do that they don't sell Megaman at Navis-R-Us."

"Of course Yai. But you know what they do sell at this store?"

"What?"

"Normal blue navis. And as long as we buy a blue P.E.T to go along with it, Lan will never know the difference."

"I don't know Mayl. I think Lan is smart enough to realize the difference between a blue navi and Megaman." Dex commented.

Mayl, Yai, and Dex looked over at Lan who was busy sniffing a magic marker and picking his nose.

"I rest my case." Mayl walked over to the front counter where a sales clerk was standing examining a magazine.

"Hello sir."

"Umm Hi." The clerk said in a nasally voice.

"I was wondering, do you have any blue navis?"

The clerk looked at his magazine and then stared back at Mayl. "Wow, you look just like the girl in this magazine, except the girl in here has bigger… uh yeah, so you were wondering if we had any blue navis?"

"Uh-huh."

"Let me check." The clerk rummaged through a shelf full of boxes. "We have Blue Man, Indigo Man, Turquoise Man, Cerulean Man, Normal Blue Navi, and Cheap Fake Imitation of Megaman Man, and… that's about it."

"Okay, let me think on those choices."

Mayl turned to Dex and Yai. "What do you think Dex?"

"I say go with Blue Man, I mean after all you did ask for a blue navi."

"Yai?"

"I say go with Cheap Fake Imitation of Megaman Man, I mean, isn't that the obvious choice?"

Mayl thought carefully. "Well I say go with Normal Blue Navi, because, that's what we came here to get initially. Now that we have these choices let's sort out the facts for a second here… Blue Man has one vote, Cheap Fake Imitation Of Megaman Man has one vote, and Normal Blue Navi has one vote. Now all we need is a tiebreaker. Oh Lan…"

Lan put the magic marker down and turned to Mayl, "Yeah?"

"If we were going to fool you by buying you a navi that you thought was Megaman but really wasn't, which navi would you rather be fooled by, hypothetically speaking. Blue Man, Normal Blue Navi, or Cheap Fake Imitation of Megaman Man?"

"Well, I'd prefer Cheap Fake Imitation of Megaman Man, hypothetically speaking of course."

"Thanks Lan."

"Don't mention it." Lan went back to sniffing his magic marker.

So, Mayl bought Lan a fake Megaman, which, of course, Lan thought was the real Megaman, and order was restored.

(Well, of course order is not restored, but I don't feel like writing anymore so I'm going to cut this chapter short. Next chapter I'll go ahead and bring Megaman back, unless I want to make another Adventures of Chaud… but really it's all up to me… I mean, it's not like any of you have a choice in what I decide to post up and what I don't… well, as always, time to respond to reviews, and this time, I have two times more than usual!)

Ri2- I think it's the third time, but my friend Soul would know, Soul, how many times has Megaman died? 3? 4? 5,000?

Blue Phoenix- Of course I'm going to bring him back, it's just a matter of how I choose to do it…

Saddened Soul- Yup, no more grammar corrections, for now… and btw, I spelled 'fool' correctly, what are you talking about? A-hole...
Dark Link- Well, think about it, Lan's dad always goes on so many business trips, how can you not be suspicious?
Kratos- Well same to you! ………
Kalas- What a shame indeed.

NotJim- Yes, I will definitely keep it up with the randomness, it seems to be working for me.

Cooper Russel- Thanx, by the way, I like your Fable fan fiction, although I doubt you're still reading to see that comment.

Xahn- Wow, right again, Lan's world IS falling apart, and just wait till he finds out he has a fake Megaman…

Pavo- Umm… I don't really hate Mayl that much but… we'll see… yes, we'll see…