Chapter 3:
Kurama's Session and Yusuke's Prank
Kurama sat in a white room without any furniture. He was currently sitting cross-legged and across from Ms. Smith, another of the shrink's assistants.
"So Kurama, how are you today?" Asked Ms. Smith sweetly. "Fine." Kurama answered. Then he asked, "Why am I here?" "We just wanted to check you out, you are after all hanging with interesting people."
Kurama decided to play along so he could get away faster. "Yes, I admit they are a bit strange." He answered cunningly. (He is a fox after all). "Than why are you with them?" Ms. Smith wanted to know. "I feel I am helping them, none of them would seek professional help so I took it upon myself, as my duty, to try and help them." Kurama lied, very convincingly.
He usually never lied, but in dire situations, and he assured himself that this was one of them, he lied to escape. "Why, that's so noble!" Ms. Smith exclaimed with hearts in her eyes. "You may go Kurama. Wait in the lobby for your friends. There is nothing wrong with you." "Thank you Ms. Smith." Kurama said. "And come back anytime to see me." She added fluttering her eyelashes. "G-good bye." Kurama stuttered as he left the weird-white-room-with-no- furniture.
"Yusuke please cooperate." An exhausted assistant said to Yusuke who was currently sitting in a chair with his feet on the desk. His nameplate (brass-plated) now looked mud-plated. It said 'Mr. Stone'.
"What if I don't want to?" Yusuke asked stubbornly. "Please Yusuke, you'll get out of here sooner." Mr. Stone said. He had been tired out from Yusuke's earlier activities, which included pushing everything off of Mr. Stone's desk to clear a space for his feet, then "accidentally" smashing his 'diploma of psychiatry' with a rubber band. (He made a gun and shot it, which in turn made it fall off the nail and smash) [A.N not with his Spirit Gun though, just like you would shoot a rubber band.]
"Fine, I'll cooperate. But it'll cost you." Yusuke said. "Name it." Countered Mr. Stone. "I get very nervous under questioning or examination," Yusuke lied, quite well actually," so I want to hold your nameplate. I also want two sheets of paper and a pencil." Yusuke said.
"Done." Mr. Stone said simply. He gave Yusuke what he wanted. Yusuke grabbed a paper clip from Mr. Stone's desk and Mr. Stone looked at him suspiciously. "What? It's for my papers." Yusuke lied again. Mr. Stone seemed satisfied. 'Sap.' Yusuke thought as he unfolded the paper clip and proceeded to quietly scratch something onto Mr. Stone's black brass-plated nameplate.
Yusuke answered Mr. Stone's questions with a "yes" or "no" or "that's a stupid question", to which Mr. Stone would say "Yusuke, our agreement?" And Yusuke would answer, "Hey, I said I would cooperate, you never said anything about not saying my opinion".
Then Yusuke was satisfied with what he had scratched onto Mr. Stone's nameplate. "Hey," Yusuke interrupted the next question," you got a Polaroid, one that takes the picture immediately?" Yusuke asked. "Yeah, why would you need it?" Asked Mr. Stone.
"I want to take a picture of your nameplate." "Why?" "Because it's pretty, and I should remind myself of the pretty things in life." Yusuke answered, repeating one of the lectures Mr. Stone had previously given him. And poor Mr. Stone, thinking he had really helped someone gladly handed Yusuke a Polaroid from his desk drawer.
Yusuke took the picture and handed Mr. Stone his camera back. "Continue". He said. He then wrote out two letters that were identical. Mr. Stone finally finished his boring lecture on why happiness was important and Yusuke started to go to the lobby where Kurama and Hiei currently waited.
"Wait a minute. My nameplate please?" Mr. Stone said. "Oh yeah, here." Yusuke said as he carefully placed the nameplate back on the desk, careful to make sure it wasn't facing the assistant. Because it didn't say 'Mr. Stone' anymore, it said 'Mr. Stoned'! Yusuke also dropped one of the letters onto the assistant's desk. It was folded over and said 'Mr. Stone'.
"Please don't read it for at least twenty minutes after I leave and thanks for the help." Yusuke smiled as he walked out of the office of an assistant who was now sure he had helped someone.
There was no sign of Kuwabara as Yusuke walked into the lobby with a huge grin on his face. He walked over to Hiei and Kurama and said, "Hey guys, you survived!" "Indeed." "Hn." "Here, read this. I left it for the assistant who tried to help me. I also thanked him so this should freak him out."
Hiei grabbed the piece of paper Yusuke handed him while Kurama curiously read it over his shoulders. The letter said:
A.N Hey guys! Sorry for not updating! I haven't had Internet access for a while, and if you read my bio you already know I can't update from home. My dad's computer was on the fritz and no one could get on the Internet. Also Softball just got over. I was so happy! I finished the season with a double! Sorry for the cliffy, but I'm running out of time and wanted to make sure I had time to give you another chapter. Maybe I'll have time to do that. I'll start now.
Hasta Luego,
Katana Blade P.S Review please!
Kurama's Session and Yusuke's Prank
Kurama sat in a white room without any furniture. He was currently sitting cross-legged and across from Ms. Smith, another of the shrink's assistants.
"So Kurama, how are you today?" Asked Ms. Smith sweetly. "Fine." Kurama answered. Then he asked, "Why am I here?" "We just wanted to check you out, you are after all hanging with interesting people."
Kurama decided to play along so he could get away faster. "Yes, I admit they are a bit strange." He answered cunningly. (He is a fox after all). "Than why are you with them?" Ms. Smith wanted to know. "I feel I am helping them, none of them would seek professional help so I took it upon myself, as my duty, to try and help them." Kurama lied, very convincingly.
He usually never lied, but in dire situations, and he assured himself that this was one of them, he lied to escape. "Why, that's so noble!" Ms. Smith exclaimed with hearts in her eyes. "You may go Kurama. Wait in the lobby for your friends. There is nothing wrong with you." "Thank you Ms. Smith." Kurama said. "And come back anytime to see me." She added fluttering her eyelashes. "G-good bye." Kurama stuttered as he left the weird-white-room-with-no- furniture.
"Yusuke please cooperate." An exhausted assistant said to Yusuke who was currently sitting in a chair with his feet on the desk. His nameplate (brass-plated) now looked mud-plated. It said 'Mr. Stone'.
"What if I don't want to?" Yusuke asked stubbornly. "Please Yusuke, you'll get out of here sooner." Mr. Stone said. He had been tired out from Yusuke's earlier activities, which included pushing everything off of Mr. Stone's desk to clear a space for his feet, then "accidentally" smashing his 'diploma of psychiatry' with a rubber band. (He made a gun and shot it, which in turn made it fall off the nail and smash) [A.N not with his Spirit Gun though, just like you would shoot a rubber band.]
"Fine, I'll cooperate. But it'll cost you." Yusuke said. "Name it." Countered Mr. Stone. "I get very nervous under questioning or examination," Yusuke lied, quite well actually," so I want to hold your nameplate. I also want two sheets of paper and a pencil." Yusuke said.
"Done." Mr. Stone said simply. He gave Yusuke what he wanted. Yusuke grabbed a paper clip from Mr. Stone's desk and Mr. Stone looked at him suspiciously. "What? It's for my papers." Yusuke lied again. Mr. Stone seemed satisfied. 'Sap.' Yusuke thought as he unfolded the paper clip and proceeded to quietly scratch something onto Mr. Stone's black brass-plated nameplate.
Yusuke answered Mr. Stone's questions with a "yes" or "no" or "that's a stupid question", to which Mr. Stone would say "Yusuke, our agreement?" And Yusuke would answer, "Hey, I said I would cooperate, you never said anything about not saying my opinion".
Then Yusuke was satisfied with what he had scratched onto Mr. Stone's nameplate. "Hey," Yusuke interrupted the next question," you got a Polaroid, one that takes the picture immediately?" Yusuke asked. "Yeah, why would you need it?" Asked Mr. Stone.
"I want to take a picture of your nameplate." "Why?" "Because it's pretty, and I should remind myself of the pretty things in life." Yusuke answered, repeating one of the lectures Mr. Stone had previously given him. And poor Mr. Stone, thinking he had really helped someone gladly handed Yusuke a Polaroid from his desk drawer.
Yusuke took the picture and handed Mr. Stone his camera back. "Continue". He said. He then wrote out two letters that were identical. Mr. Stone finally finished his boring lecture on why happiness was important and Yusuke started to go to the lobby where Kurama and Hiei currently waited.
"Wait a minute. My nameplate please?" Mr. Stone said. "Oh yeah, here." Yusuke said as he carefully placed the nameplate back on the desk, careful to make sure it wasn't facing the assistant. Because it didn't say 'Mr. Stone' anymore, it said 'Mr. Stoned'! Yusuke also dropped one of the letters onto the assistant's desk. It was folded over and said 'Mr. Stone'.
"Please don't read it for at least twenty minutes after I leave and thanks for the help." Yusuke smiled as he walked out of the office of an assistant who was now sure he had helped someone.
There was no sign of Kuwabara as Yusuke walked into the lobby with a huge grin on his face. He walked over to Hiei and Kurama and said, "Hey guys, you survived!" "Indeed." "Hn." "Here, read this. I left it for the assistant who tried to help me. I also thanked him so this should freak him out."
Hiei grabbed the piece of paper Yusuke handed him while Kurama curiously read it over his shoulders. The letter said:
A.N Hey guys! Sorry for not updating! I haven't had Internet access for a while, and if you read my bio you already know I can't update from home. My dad's computer was on the fritz and no one could get on the Internet. Also Softball just got over. I was so happy! I finished the season with a double! Sorry for the cliffy, but I'm running out of time and wanted to make sure I had time to give you another chapter. Maybe I'll have time to do that. I'll start now.
Hasta Luego,
Katana Blade P.S Review please!
