(Yes, I am aware that the last chapter kinda sucked, and although none of you said it, you all were hinting it, so hopefully this will redeem myself. Well, actually, this time I'm going to give credit to Saddened Soul for practically writing this chapter for me thanks, I owe you… although I'm not exactly going to do anything for you…)
Chapter 7
After going to Navis-R-Us, Lan and company decided to go eat at the local Denny's for breakfast. They took a seat in the one of the booths where a waitress came and took their orders.
"Okay, asses, my names Rhonda and I'll be your serva for today. Whaddya wanna to drink?"
"Umm," Mayl spoke timidly, "I'd like some orange juice."
"I'll take chocolate milk." Dex said casually.
Yai spoke, "I'll have coffee."
"Would you like some crème with that?"
"Umm, no I'll have it black, thank you very much."
"I'll just take milk." Lan looked at Megaman for a moment.
"Okay, would any of you hoes like start off with some breakfast appetizas?"
"No thank you ma'am." Mayl said properly.
The waitress walked off leaving the group of friends to talk amongst themselves.
"So, Lan, how is Megaman doing?"
"I don't know Mayl, something's not right about him… He hasn't seemed like himself."
"Umm yeah, forget about that Lan and find something to eat from the menu."
"Okay… hmm this Rootie Tootie seems pretty good."
Dex scanned through the menu. "I'm thinking of the Slam Dunkin' Waffles."
Yai stared at the menu, "I guess I'll take the Razzle Dazzle. Whatever that is."
Mayl gasped. "No, no, no! Haven't you guys ever ordered food from a Denny's before? Hear, let me tell all of you the right way to order food here."
The group closed in and started talking quietly and quickly.
"Okay, shh, shh, guys here she comes."
"Okay, here's ya'lls drinks. Whaddo ya sluts wanna eat?"
Lan spoke, "I'll take the Rootie my Tootie for da Bootie special."
"Would you like some extra Rootie with that?"
"No, I'm allergic."
"Okaaays, and for you hobbit?" The waitress turned to Yai.
"I'll take the Razzle my Dazzle to the Frazzle with some Shazzle on my Nazzle."
"And for the fat cow?"
Dex growled. "I'll take the Slam Dunk with a bit of pig's blood syrup for the waffles."
"And for this anorexic tramp?"
Mayl looked at her for a second, "Nothing ma'am, thank you."
The waitress walked off in a huff.
Lan spoke suddenly, "Mayl, Megaman hasn't said a word since we got him."
"Well, maybe you should talk to him Lan."
"Yeah, you're right. Hello Megaman."
The cheap fake imitation Megaman stayed silent for a moment then spoke, "I'm sorry, I didn't know if you were coo, but hey you're ahh right. My names Chea-" Mayl cut him off, "His name is Megaman and he's the exact same Megaman that you've known your whole life."
Lan stared at Mayl then back at the fake navi, "Megaman… why did you just use bad grammar right now?"
"What's wrong with bad grammar Lan. Bad grammar is great. Bad grammar is fun. In fact I say the badder grammar is, the funner it is. LOL! Hahaha, I luv bad grammer, bad grammer rox." Megaman continued to talk faster and faster about the joys of bad grammar till finally, he exploded.
"What the!" Lan gasped as his cheap blue PET turned into mush. "What is this? This isn't my Megaman!" Lan turned to Dex. "What have you guys done to Megaman?" Tears started to come from Lan's eyes.
"I'm sorry Lan, please don't cry. It was all Mayl's idea. She's the one who bought the fake Megaman. It's all her fault, she's an evil, evil, wicked woman!"
Lan glared at Mayl for a moment and then he began to turn red. "You little bitch!" Lan took out a blender that he had stolen from a store in the plaza and tried to attack Mayl with it. Yai snatched it out of his hand.
"Lan stop it! Killing Mayl won't bring Megaman back, it will make you feel better but it won't bring him back. But I do however, know one way." Yai brought out the paper bag that contained Lan's smashed PET.
"In here is a damaged navi chip with a strand of Megaman's data. There is a ritual I know of that may bring Megaman's soul back among with us, but to do it, we're going to have to go to this place…"
"I don't care, just anything to bring back my Megaman, anything for Hub."
So Yai told Lan about a church that performed revival rituals for people who have lost loved ones. But the church of course, was not an easy place to get to. Our heroes had to go onto Yai's jet which was conveniently parked outside of Denny's. They went across the seven seas till they finally reached an uninhabited island, an island where such rituals were performed, as well as other rituals of a different sort…
"C'mon guys, the church is just up this hill!" The group of friends followed Yai up the hill to the church, which they had long sought to get to.
"I don't know Yai, are you sure this is a nice church?" Dex looked up at the church which was painted in pure black. In front of the church was a blood red cross turned upside down.
Lan spoke, "It looks a bit weird, but hey, if this church is going to bring Megaman back then it's alright in my book." And with that the group entered the front doors of the holy sanctum.
The interior of the church was, painted in a dark red, with purple lighting fixtures that shown a black light. At the end of this church was a single black altar. Lan and company walked up to a man wearing a black cloak.
There was a small silence as the group looked at the menacing figure. Lan was the first to speak, "H-h-hello sir. I was just wondering if you could-" the cloaked man interrupted Lan, "Put him on the altar."
(Well, yet again another craptacular chapter (I'm not feeling very funny today). I'm going to go ahead and postpone the resurecction for next chapter. Why? Because I'm an ass. That and I just want to keep all of you reading by dividing the exciting parts from the boring parts. But enough of my stupid rambling, ya'll know what time it is.
Saddened Soul- Yeah, damn right I didn't misspell 'fool'.
Kratos- Say something Dammit!
Dr. Weird- Yeah, you're back! Anyways, I'll fit in Soul Unison after Megaman is ressurected.
MegamanX2223- I am happy to report that Lan is still a virgin... I think... well, as a fist time reviewer I'll go ahead and give you my complimentary, thanks for reviewing.
Blue Phoenix- I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, BTW, did I tell you I suck at running? Well anyways you, along with the rest of the reviewers, can already see where this is going...
Ri2- No offense taken, although it's nice to know how you really feel... nah, just kiddin', anyways,
I don't think Lan's going to be happy for long.
Xahn- Yep, I have big ideas for next chapter, just none I cam share with you right now...
NotJim- One resurrection comin' up, but it's probably not considered random anymore... seeing as everybody can draw their own conclusions about what's coming up.
