I am sooo sorry!! It has been so long since I updated, I know. I could update every time I write a new chapter if my mom would just let me do it at home! Well, you aren't reading this just to hear me complain, so on with the next chapter. Disclaimer: whatever.

Chapter seven: Kurama's Stalker and The Bear In the Basement

"Why did you have to hit the 'Dumb' button Hiei?" Kurama asked as the two walked up the stairs. "Well if it had to ask all those questions it was obviously dumb." Hiei replied simply. Kurama just sighed and shook his head as the duo reached the top of the stairs. "Hey, the room they took me to is up here." Kurama said to make conversation. This of course gave Hiei an idea. "Yeah, same goes for me." Hiei said evilly as an evil smile graced his features. "Kurama?" "Yes Hiei." Kurama answered his friend. "Since I've decided not to kill you all, can I have my katana back?" Hiei asked sweetly.

"Sure Hiei." Answered Kurama, who had the katana all along. He handed it to Hiei. Hiei started to laugh evilly and ran towards the room the shrink and assistant had dragged him to. "Um, Hiei?" Asked Kurama, who was afraid of his friend's reaction. 'Well, at least he's not coming after me with his katana.' Kurama thought to himself as he started running after his friend. Who knew what Hiei would do?

"Urameshi, why are we searching in a basement? It's all concrete anyway." Kuwa complained. "We are looking for a window." Yusuke answered ,"So quit complaining and get looking!" He yelled at his friend. Kuwa grumbled to himself as he went off in search of a window. 'All right, I found one!' Kuwa thought to himself as he looked up at a small traditional basement window. Of course he didn't see the giant glowing red eyes until they were upon him.

"AHHHHHHH." Yusuke heard Kuwa's yell and ran to see what was the matter. "You better not be freaking out because of a spider!" Yusuke yelled as he saw his friend, and what was next to him. Yusuke burst out laughing. When he was finally able to speak (and breathe) He said to Kuwa. "This is what you were afraid of?" "Well, it had glowing red eyes and it snuck up on me. You would have yelled too Urameshi." Kuwa said indignantly. Yusuke shined his flashlight beam on the thing that had scared Kuwa. (A/N I forgot to mention they grabbed flashlights too because the power is out, sorry) "Kuwabara, it is a teddy bear! A giant Teddy Bear!" Yusuke started to laugh again when the bear spoke. "Intruder alert, intruder alert." It said. Yusuke laughed harder. "Look Kuwabara it's an attack bear!" Yusuke choked out between laughs. The bear was easily double his size.

"Ha ha, very funny Urameshi. Can we just call the others and get out of here?" Kuwa asked. "You found a way out?" Yusuke asked. Both of them were ignoring the Teddy Bear, which was a big mistake. "INTRUDERS WILL NOT ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES!!" The bear suddenly yelled. "What the?" Yusuke and Kuwa asked at the same time, as the bear pulled a machine gun from behind it's back. "AHHHHH RUN FOR IT!" They yelled as they ran through the basement in search of the stairs. The Teddy Bear followed after them yelling, "INTRUDERS WILL NOT ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES!!" And laughing maniacally.

"Hiei?" Kurama asked he had been searching in rooms for about ten minutes. The doors weren't locked, and Hiei could be in any of the rooms. Kurama heard laughter up ahead and ran to the room it came from. Hiei was sitting in the middle of a demolished room laughing hysterically. He had hacked the door into shreds with his Katana, and practically everything else along with it. The room wasn't even recognize-able. "Hiei?" Kurama asked. Hiei just kept laughing like a maniac.

"Hiei?" Kurama asked louder, stepping in front of Hiei. Hiei continued to act like a maniac, and ignore Kurama. "Hiei, snap out of it!" Kurama ordered as he slapped Hiei across the face. Hiei immediately narrowed his eyes into slits and stopped laughing. Kurama was suddenly afraid for his life. "Kitsune? Why did you do that Kitsune?" Hiei asked, so calm it was creepy. Kurama backed away slowly. "I'm sorry Hiei but you were..." Kurama trailed off as Hiei stood up. "Who are you?" Hiei asked suddenly.

"What?!" Kurama asked. One minute he was sure Hiei was going to murder him, and then he was asking who Kurama was. But a voice behind Kurama answered the question. "I'm Ms. Smith, and I got locked in as well." Kurama didn't move. He was thinking, 'Please don't recognize me, please don't recognize me, please don't...' "Ah, Kurama how nice to see you again." Ms. Smith said sweetly.

"She's one of them!" Hiei lurched forward with his katana out and ready before him. Before he could strike her, though, Kurama grabbed Hiei's shirt collar. "Kitsune let me go, and I will forget what you did." Hiei told him. "But Hiei, since she's one of them she may know how to unlock the doors."

Hiei stopped struggling at this moment. "Ok Kitsune, you have a point but where did she go?" Hiei asked as Kurama released him. "I don't know Hiei, she couldn't have gotten far." Kurama answered as they went in search of the missing shrink. But, unbeknownst to them, Ms. Smith wasn't going to help them out unless she got something in return. Like, a date from our favorite redheaded demon?

"Kill it Urameshi!" Yelled Kuwa as they ran from the giant Teddy. "You kill it!" Yusuke shouted. They were running around the dark basement with their flashlights, dodging bullets from the machine gun Teddy was firing at them, and looking for a way out. "It's just not my day." Kuwa mumbled to himself.

A/N: Sorry for such a short chapter! But I couldn't think of anything else. I think they'll get out next chapter, unless anyone has any ideas. Or I could have a forced group session with the gang and Ms. Smith? But don't worry, when they get out, it won't be the end of the story. Or maybe it will and I'll write a sequel. I'm not sure. Anyway to make up for being such a lousy updater, I started a new story! It won't be as funny as this one, but I'm working in some humor. So, please read it, the first (and maybe second) chapter should be up when this is. Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I love you guys! I would do review responses, but it would take too long. I have a typing problem, I AM SLOW! But this semester I'm taking keyboarding so I can update faster for you guys!

Hasta Luego,

Katana Blade