(Well, here's another installment of The Adventures of Chaud. Sorry for the long wait, I have been very busy lately…)

The Adventures of Chaud (Part 2)

Chaud walked into the main doors of the NAXA space station calmly and looked around. It apparently had changed since he last saw it, pictures of bunnies lined the walls, the interior were changed from chrome to pink and a big portrait of an unusually looking feminine man was in the middle of the room (hanging from the ceiling).

Chaud continued through the room and over to the reception desk, where he confronted a man smoking a cigarette. He looked around once more. "Uh, what happened?"

The man spoke with a strong southern accent, "New management. So, you're this Chaud I hear that's going into space. You're some sorta scientist or somethin', right?"

"Um no, I'm going to be the first official netbattler to go into space!" Said the boy proudly.

"Yeah, I don't give a shit. So, I guess you better go to the back room there and suit up."

"Alright." Chaud began to walk towards the stairs to get his space suit only to find this man running towards him with a medium sized tank of gasoline (rocket fuel).

The man yelled out, "Joe! Joe! I got the gas Joe!" The strange and quite obviously disturbed man bumped into Chaud and spilled the gasoline all over him.

The guy from the reception desk got out from his seat and ran up to the other man; he had an exasperated look planted on his face. "Frank! How many times have I told you not to run around the station with a tank of rocket fuel and randomly spill it over some stupid ass person who couldn't find enough time to move out of the way?"

"Well gee wiz Joe, I think I forgot about that!"

"Damn right you did!" Frank casually lit a match to light up a new cigarette.

Chaud, who was standing right next to him, began to hear the voice of the mysterious old man from before. Death is after you Eugene Chaud, it wants you! Chaud shivered and quickly blew out the match.

"Hey you prick, what the hell did you do that for?"

"For my life sir. I did it for my life. Something you obviously won't have very soon. Please, don't smoke, it will only lead to pain." And with that the smoke conscious boy calmly walked to the back room to suit up.

Hours later Chaud found himself in the hallway leading to the space ship; he was accompanied by a very tense looking man and a chimpanzee, who, from what Chaud heard, was there for space experience. He turned to the man, "So, are we gonna leave yet or not?"

The man had a very big red moustache symbolizing his pure stupidity; he replied, "Hold your horses young one…" A look of thought suddenly spread on the man's face, "say you're the one right?"

"Yeah, I'm here to see how deep the rabbit hole goes." Chaud said coolly, grinning at his own stupid Matrix joke.

"Kid, have you been lookin' at thos' weird websites or something? Because you sure as hell ain't goin' to find any holes here."

"Um, yeah. So are we going on the ship yet?"

"Yes, any minute now. Anyways, as I was sayin', you're the little snot nosed kid that collected the one million cereal box tops to win the free trip to space, right?"

Chaud's face turned red from embarrassment as he spoke, "Look, the only reason I'm here is because I'm on Official Netbattler business, nothing more." He quickly kicked his huge sack of cereal box tops in his behind him.

"Well sorry." The man, the monkey (who was picking his nose), and Chaud waited in the hallway for a couple more minutes till a voice came from the intercom above them, "Attention all you Space FAGs, report to the ship immediately for take off."

"Why the hell did that guy just call us Space Fags?"

"It's an acronym Son. It means space Frontier Abuse Gymnosophist."

"What's a gymnos' a whatsit?"

"Look it up in the dictionary later kid we're takin' off."

The group of space FAGs walked on to the rocket where they immediately went to the control room. Buttons of all colors lined the walls, chrome plating was everywhere, and in the middle of the setting, were two single chairs, where a complex control panel was placed right in front of them.

"Okay kid, I guess I forgot to mention my name. I'm Bitts and my furry companion is called Bozoe. We'll be the ones piloting the ship to a destination where you can explore the miraculous universe. While I start preparing for take off Bozoe here will show you to your quarters."

Chaud looked down at the monkey who was smiling at him whilst holding up his middle finger and waving it around wildly. "Umm, Bitts, can you please tell the monkey here to put down his bad finger. I find it somewhat offensive."

"Oh c'mon Son. Call him by his name. You should have respect for beings that have a far more superior intellect then you."

"Okay, stop calling me son! My name is not son! Oh and that chimp is picking his friggin' nose! What do you mean superior intellect!"

Bitts paused for a moment. "Oh, you mean you're not Son Sunsun? He's the guy that won this contest."

"No. I'm Eugene Chaud. Son met an… unfortunate… shall we say accident." Chaud smiled as he could almost hear the faint screams of Son before he met his horrible end. "Well I'll go ahead and be going to my room now. Come Bozoe."

The chimpanzee grabbed Chaud's hand and led him out of the control room and to his room. Chaud's living quarters resembled a hoboes' living quarters; there was a floor, a sleeping bag made out of an unknown material, and a broken mirror, and everything was in chrome (as usual).

"Wow. I can totally live here for a year." Chaud said unenthusiastically. He slowly dropped on the floor (which was supposed to be his bed) and closed his eyes for a second thinking about the mistake he had made in coming to the horrid trip.

Bozoe made some stupid monkey sounds such as 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' and then quickly left the room. Chaud got up and closed the door behind him (or her, nobody was quite sure as to what Bozoe's sexuality was, seeing as his private parts were covered in thick mats of hair).

The boy giggled slightly and took out a book. "God, I've always wanted to do this." He took out a pen and began writing. He wrote in his book for hours (most likely thinking of what to write) and then finally read over it.

Space Adventure Day 1

I sit here in my room thinking about all the wonderful things I'll get to experience here. There's so much to do around this ship, so much to see, and guess what? I get to eat space food. Yay! I can't help but feel excited as I sit here writing my first journal entry. (Which I'll eventually sell to some stupid news company for millions of zenny.) I can't help but feel a bit weird around my fellow shipmates though. Bitts seems nice, but I can't help but wonder if he's competent enough to pilot the ship, I mean, for God's sakes, his only co pilot is a damn monkey! Which oddly enough, disturbs me. I don't really… trust him, the monkey I mean. His hunched back and weird style of walking (not to mention his hairy feet) make me feel very uncomfortable around him. The way he smiles at me… the only one who's ever smiled at me like that was… him… I honestly think that it's him. I have no proof though. But getting away from that topic, I'm very sure I'm going to have an awesome time in this ship and my adventures and experiences in space will probably be some of the best I've ever had. But only time will tell.

"Eugene! Supper time!"

"Alright, I'm comin'!" Chaud quickly closed the book and hid it in his sleeping bag.

The dining room was very much covered with boxes full of tubes, and only a single table with three chairs lay in the middle. Bitts and Bozoe occupied the first two chairs leaving one open seat for Chaud.

"So, what are we having today?"

"Well as you know Eugene, NAXA only gives us the most nutritional meals to eat. They serve them to us in these little tubes, which come in many different flavors. Here try this."

Chaud took the tube of space food and squirted some in his mouth. "Hmm, weird exotic taste, kinda choclatey. What is it?"

Bitts smiled widely. "Take a look for yourself."

Chaud looked at the tube and the neatly written letters on it. His eyes widened as he read what they spelled. "Essence of Chimpanzee Crap? ARGHH!" Chaud immediately tried to make himself throw up.

"Whoah! Hold it son! Barfin' out chunks is not good for your digestive system!"

"If super models can do it, so can I!" Chaud ran quickly towards the bathroom.

Bitts burst out laughing and high-fived Bozoe. "Man Bozoe, you are hilarious! That was a great prank. You better go to the bathroom and make more of those!"

Bitts laughed some more and squirted out the last of his tube's contents into his mouth. "Well that was a nice meal. Hey what was this anyways?" The man looked at the label and gasped in horror. "Essence of Chimpanzee Crap! Bozoe you little... Aaah, never mind, you know I can never stay mad at you for too long." The chimp smiled at Bitts and hugged him.

"Yes I love you too Bozoe. Now go ahead and finish your meal."

Bozoe squirted out the last bit of his tube in his mouth.

"Wow Bozoe, you sure like that tube. What was it?" Bitts picked it up and looked at the label. "Human flesh and blood… wow, what will NAXA think of next?" Bozoe smiled and made even more ridiculous chimp sounds. "Oooh, ahhh, ahh!"

The next day Chaud walked in the control room where Bitts stood there in the middle while Bozoe was piloting the ship.

"You wanted to see me sir?"

"Why as a matter of fact I do. I have word from NAXA that your parents did not sign the permission form for this trip. If they don't we're going to have to boot you off."

"Oh c'mon! I'm here on Official Netbattler bussiness, remember?"

"Yes, well, I'm really tired of playing along with your stupid childish game. If you don't get someone back on home to sign the form then we're going to eject you out of this ship in a very uncomfortable pod that will land in a desolate remote part of the Earth. You got that?"

Chaud gulped. "Uh huh." He quickly ran to his room and picked up the book and continued to write.

Space Adventure Day 2

Last night I had the hardest time sleeping. For one thing I still had the taste of chimp crap in my mouth and second I felt like I was being watched. And then I realized that there was a security camera in my room. It felt good to know that somebody was watching me as I slept just to make sure I was safe, but then I wondered. Why would somebody be watching me? Who would be watching me? Questions like these rang in my head as I tried to fall asleep. I'm always wondering…. about Bozoe. He seems so innocent… and yet so evil. I wonder why NAXA hires monkeys to go into space? I mean they aren't exactly useful or anything. They might as well hire Lan Hikari to pilot a ship. Haha, that makes me laugh. I am just so God damn cool!

I wonder how Lan is doing? Last time I saw him he was being chased by a crowd of my angry fans. Aaah Lan… Wait a sec, why am I even wasting ink writing about that piece of chimpanzee crap? Meh, well anyways it seems I have to get someone to sign the permission form in order for me to stay on this space trip. How on earth do they expect me to do that? I feel so lonely… wait a second. I have Protoman! Yes, how could I forget about him? No wait, Protoman is merely a navi, not a living being. All he is is a stupid computer program. Besides, making friends with my navi will only make me weak in battle. I must not develop human relations with my navi. It will just make me end up like Lan, an emotional blubbering piece of trash. Well… I guess talking to him won't be too bad…

Chaud took out his PET and looked into the screen. Protoman stood there, with a blank emotionless expression on his face.

"Hey Protoman… how's it going?"

Protoman stared at him with his mouth open. "M-master Chaud? Why did you just address me in a casual way? Such behavior from you is illogical. It's almost as if you actually cared about me!"

"Yeah, well, I don't. I just meant to say, well… how is your status?"

Protoman's eyes dropped back down in disappointment. "Everything is at a hundred percent. Except for power. That's at a hundred and fifty."

"Umm, yes good. So, Protoman, I know I've never asked you this before... perhaps this space adventure is just making me go a bit crazy but… how has your non-existent life been?"

"Well, let's see here… I was born a black navi in Alabama… momma never really liked me much when I was born but she always did-" Chaud cut him off, "Okay, well that's enough Protoman, bye!" He quickly turned off the PET and shoved it in his suitcase.

"Yeah, uh, that was definitely not a good idea." Chaud said to himself. He yawned softly and fell back on the floor/bed. He slowly fell asleep.

Hours later he awoke. "Uh… what time is it?" The Official Netbattler looked around and decided to check on Bitts and see what he was up to.

He walked through the halls of the ship. The lights everywhere were blinking on and off constantly (which created a very spooky atmosphere not that there wasn't one before). Chaud entered the control room. It was empty, there was not a soul to be found. "Hmm, no one is piloting the ship; what else is new?"

Chaud walked over to the dining area, which was also empty. "Eh, maybe he's in the recreation area."

The recreation area, or the living room, was a part of the ship that Chaud had only been to one time. It had a pong table, a big plasma TV, and a nice carpet, it was in fact the only part of the ship that was not plated in chrome.

He walked into the room which was dark. The only light came from the TV (which currently showed a picture of a stone well in the middle of it). Chaud looked at Bitts lying on the floor and laughed. "Well it seems someone likes to sleep in front of the TV. Hey Bitts wake up!" Bitts stayed motionless on the floor.

"Umm Bitts… wake up…" Chaud walked over to him and examined his face. But to Chaud's complete horror, Bitts had no face, or for that matter, he had no head either!

Chaud screamed, "AAAAAAHHHHHHH! BITTS!"

Chaud broke out in tears of horror, sorrow, and many other complex emotions that could not be put into human words. So I shall have to make up one. Aqueedsah. Chaud cried in tears of aqueedsah. Yes, that sounds perfect. Um, well I'm getting off the subject here but anyways…

"Bitts! Who could have done this to you!" Chaud looked at the TV, which showed a girl with long black hair covering her face, coming out of the well. "Oh what the hell!" Chaud kicked the TV screen in; the pieces of glass shattered.

"Ohhh… what is going on in this place!" Chaud closed his eyes, contemplating what to do.He stared at the TV and it shiny good as new screen.

Chaud gasped, "What the… I just kicked the TV screen and shattered it, why is it still there!"

The screen lit up with a picture of the stone well. Hands started to appear to come out of it and then a monkey came out, no a chimpanzee. He was smiling making retarded monkey noises and was walking out of the well. He started walking slowly towards the TV screen and eventually came to the very front of it.

Chaud started breathing heavily. "Bozoe…?" The chimp slowly stuck one hand out of the screen.Chaud screamed and ran out of the room.

Space Adventure Day 3

Bitts is dead… I'm trying calmly to regain my mental composure… it's so dark. The lights… they keep blinking on and off… one would go insane here alone… but not me… I'm Chaud… the first official netbattler to go into space… my only company is a murderous chimp… I wonder where he is… he knows where I am… that camera… I wonder if he's looking… observing me… watching me… I've locked myself in my room…. He won't get me… but what about the ventilation duct… I must board it up… I can live without air for a while… as long as it'll keep me safe…. he's coming for me… I can feel it… I smell the terrible smell of monkey shit in the air…he's near… I wonder… will I ever live… Bitts… why would Bozoe do that to him… they were friends… I must live…. I must live… I MUST LIVE! I can't stay here forever… I have to kill him… yes I'll kill that sociopathic monkey bastard… that's what I'll do…

Space Adventure Day 4

The lights they keep blinking… on and off on and off…… I have gone for one day without food… there has to be something in this room to eat…. I feel weak…

Space Adventure Day 5

I could almost swear I heard the sounds of foot steps out side my door… and knocking… lots of knocking… two days and no food…. Damn you Bozoe… you suck… how I wish to some day kick your monkey ass… you know, you and I… are not so different… one of us will win this fight of mind and wits, it is all a matter of who makes the first move. You're waiting for me.. aren't you? Well guess what Bozoe… I'm waiting for you too…

Space Adventure Day 6

Three days without food… it's not so bad… I swear I can't feel it anymore… hunger…. It's getting colder everyday I spend in this room.. perhaps it's because someone turned up the air conditioning to full power… I wonder who would do that….

Space Adventure Day 7

Help….

Space Adventure Day 8

I'm leaving this room… I can't live in fear my whole life… Bozoe… I'll make the first move… and guess what… I think you're a (writing in this section of this journal is to illegible to be read).

(Todays chapter parodied The Ring, but I'm pretty sure you all got that. Well, again sorry for the extremely long wait. Life has been tough. I'll try to update as fast as possible next time so expect a quick update. I would respond to reviews right now, but I am too emotionally drained after writing this chapter, so I'll go ahead and say this:

I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOUR REVIEWS AND OPINIONS! THANK YOU!

Oh and I just wanted to say that I am sorry for making Chaud out of character. I was just trying to be funny, didn't do a good job though.