A/N: Yo! Sorry I haven't been updating...heh heh. Well, here we go and I'm sorry if this chapter may not be that funny, it may take me a while to get back in the swing of things. And I know Hiei is OOC in this chap, but please go with it. Oh, by the way, I don't know how long this fanfic will be...but I have the idea for the sequel! The Yu Yu gang comes out of the office and goes on a road trip! Yeah! Here we go!

Chapter Eight: Interesting Encounters

"Someone help us!" Kuwabara yelled insanely as he and Yusuke ran around the basement dodging bullets.

"You idiot! No one can hear you!" Yusuke yelled as he ran beside his friend.

"It's like in space isn't it?" Kuwabara yelled dramatically. "When no one can hear you scream and it goes on forever!"

Suddenly everything was quiet and Teddy had stopped moving. The gun dropped from the giant Teddy's hands, and his glowing red eyes dimmed. "Hey, Kuwabara; you're stupidity actually came in handy for once. You jinxed Teddy." Yusuke said, slapping Kuwabara on the back.

"Hey, yeah I guess you're right." Kuwabara laughed, scratching the side of his face. He didn't even realize that Yusuke had also insulted him. "So, is it dead Urameshi?" He asked, suddenly serious.

"It was never alive. It probably ran out of batteries." Yusuke answered, then said, "Come on, let's get the guys and tell them about the window."

"We should find her soon, we've been looking for a while, and there aren't many rooms left." Kurama remarked to Hiei.

"Hn." Hiei answered. Suddenly he heard laughter from one of the rooms remaining. "What is that?" He asked Kurama, who cocked his head to listen.

"It appears to be laughter." Kurama answered, only to be met with Hiei's sarcasm.

"Really Kitsune, you go to school; I would think you could recognize a rhetorical question." Hiei gave his customary smirk at Kurama's glare. But he was intriuged by the sound of the insane laughter and followed it to a small black door. Kurama followed as Hiei ignored his warning and went inside. If at all possible, he would try to keep the koorime out of trouble.

"Who are you?" A new voice asked as the two demons entered.

"Your worst nightmare." Kurama sweatdropped at Hiei's choice of response, but his expression changed as he saw the sign on the back of the door. 'Homicidal Tendencies.'

"Hiei, we should leave." Kurama said to his friend, but Hiei had decided he liked the room; which was painted black and had blood on the walls. A jar in the corner seemed out of place, and the ever curious fox decided to ask what it was for.

"The shrinks that I don't like." The strange new character answered. Kurama's eyes widened and he decided he wanted to leave, but Hiei had the opposite reaction.

"How did you kill them?" Hiei asked, acting like a child asking for a bedtime story.

"With a pen one was carrying." The new guy answered, and he laughed again.

Kurama's expression was as follows: 0.0' But Hiei complimented the guy on his creativeness.

As Hiei and the guy talked about various ways to kill shrinks, Kurama found himself starting to agree with them and even add his opinions. He didn't even notice as his eyes changed to amber and his hair turned to a silver color. As Kurama fully became Youko, he showed his new friend his various plants and explained their gruesome uses. By the time Kurama regained control, the guy was staring at him with much the same expression Kurama had been exhibiting earlier.

"What?" Kurama asked. He then turned to Hiei. "Can we go now?"

"Hn." Hiei answered, but he allowed himself to be lead out nonetheless. As they were leaving they heard the guy yell, "Wait! I didn't get to kill you yet!"

Kurama once again sweatdropped, but Hiei said that he liked the guy.

"Kurama! Hiei! We found the way out!" Yusuke yelled as ran up the stairs, Kuwabara right behind him. "Where did they go?" He asked himself as he looked down the empty hall full of doors.

"Hey Urameshi, who is that?" Kuwabara said, looking behind him. Standing behind them was a young girl, carrying a stuffed rabbit. Her eyes were wide and gray as she stared at them curiously.

"I live here." She said after a long moment. "Did you just move in?"

"No. We're just visiting." Kuwabara answered.

The girl stared at him a minute longer before finally telling him something. "That's what they all say." Then she walked up to Yusuke. "Can you tell me something?" She asked with the innocence of a child.

"Sure." Yusuke said, bending down on one knee to get at the girl's eye level.

"Who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out'?" The little girl asked. Yusuke face faulted.

"What!" He asked, before he and Kuwabara burst out laughing.

The little girl frowned. "Well, who was it?" She asked, serious compared to the two teens.

"The milk man!" Kuwabara answered, which sent him and Yusuke into another fit of laughter.

"What is your name little girl?" Yusuke asked after his convulsions had subsided.

"Cici." She answered.

"Why are you here Cici?" Yusuke asked, smiling at her.

"The white coated people said I ask questions that are too weird." Cici answered, before her little face fell. "Are they too weird?" She asked quietly.

"Not at all." Yusuke answered. "They're funny, and the shrinks don't have any sense of humor." He said reassuringly. He then stood up, "We have to go find our friends Cici. Have you seen two other people walking around here?"

"No. Are you leaving?" She asked, grabbing his hand.

"Yes." Yusuke answered. "Why?"

"Take me with you?" Cici asked, squeezing his hand. She batted her eyelashes at him and smiled. Yusuke looked at Kuwabara helplessly.

"Jeez Urameshi, how did you get so good with kids?" Kuwabara asked him, looking from him to Cici.

"Aah, it's those stupid fathering classes Keiko makes me go to...I mean, it was part of Genkai's torture training." Yusuke tried to hide his slip-up, but Kuwabara heard him.

"Birthing classes!" Kuwa laughed.

"No you idiot, fathering classes!" Yusuke yelled indignantly, but Kuwa kept laughing anyway. Cici looked from Yusuke to Kuwabara, wondering if she really wanted to go with these two. But to her eight-year-old mind, anything was better than the shrink's office, and the crazy people that worked there.

A/N: Okay, I know it sucked but I did it right off the top of my head because I wanted to update. Usually it would take me a few days to do this, and at least two drafts. Anyway, you guys get to decide whether the Yu Yu gang takes Cici with them. She would be an additional comic relief, and spout off stuff like that every once and a while. I was also thinking of having her imitate Hiei a lot. She'd become like a mix between Hiei and Yusuke after a while, and she'd show up in the sequal. But I need ideas for a few more chapters of this story! HELP ME, PLEASE!