Note: I do not own My Fair Lady or Hellsing. See first chapter for character notes. Try and spot all of the song references!
My Fair Seras
Chapter Two
"So," said Alucard about a week later. "Let's begin."
There was a small blood bag sitting on the table. "Just one sip, then. One at a time, until you feel more comfortable."
Seras just sat there and stared at the bag.
"Oh, come on, just one little drink." Alucard wheedled. "Like this." he punctured the bag with one fang and took a tiny sip. "See, it's easy!" he thrust the bag in her direction. "Now you!"
Seras took the bag but didn't really do anything with it. "I can't."
"Oh, I'm an ordinary vampire, and I drink blood." Alucard said. "It's not that hard. Just pretend it's not blood, I guess…"
It was a long time later, and Seras was dismissed, having made no further progress. Walter came to see Alucard, who was sitting on the table, finishing off the blood bag.
"Well?" said Walter eagerly. "How did it go?"
"With a little bit of luck she'll be drinking by, oh, let's say…" Alucard said sarcastically, "her fiftieth birthday?"
"Oh, come now." Walter chided. "Surely she's not that difficult?"
Alucard just gave him a look. Walter nodded wisely. "But don't worry. Eventually she'll come to her senses. Just you wait."
"Just wait, huh?" Alucard said. "Oh, I can wait. I can wait a long time."
It wasn't that long, however, before it came time to feed Seras again. She sat at the table as Alucard ghosted through the wall.
"Oh, come on Police Girl." he said. "Just try it. This once. For me."
She put on a brave face. Lifting the bag, she cut it a little bit and got one drop on her tongue.
"There." she made a face.
"Now, look. That didn't kill you, I'll bet it even tasted good."
She shrugged.
"Try some more."
She picked up the bag again and this time actually took a sip. It didn't taste awful, but it still just tasted like the time she'd cut her lip and she'd tasted some. Just copper and tang.
"See?" Alucard cooed. "Not bad at all."
Seras began to drink again. Although it tasted no different, it made her feel better, stronger. Soon she had drained the bag. Alucard was absolutely elated.
"Yes, yes, yes!" he waved his hands about. "That's what I mean! Oh, the Master's not going to believe this!" he floated glowingly through the ceiling to go tell her.
Seras, still sitting at the table, giggled slightly at her master's reaction.
"Oh, I could have drank all night!" she laughed to the empty room.
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