Note: I do not own My Fair Lady or Hellsing. See first chapter for character notes. Try and spot all of the song references! Some characters OOC.
My Fair Seras
Chapter Four
Walter knocked politely on the door to Alucard's chambers before opening it.
The vampire sat slouching in a chair, grumbling under his breath.
"With Pip? With PIP for God's sake?" Alucard said between gritted teeth. Walter lifted an eyebrow and set the bucket of ice and blood bags down on the table gently.
"Something troubling you?"
"The Police Girl is with that Frenchman." Alucard hissed. "I can't believe that after all I've done for her she turns to HIM!" he slammed his palm down on the table. "It isn't fair, I tell you!"
"What's not fair?" said a haughty voice from the door. "I'll tell you what's not fair! Expecting me to do everything you want! Expecting me to drink blood all the time! Trying to make me into a 'proper vampire', whatever that may be." Seras stormed in angrily. "You used to make me think the world wouldn't turn if you didn't say so. Now I know that I don't need you! I'll get along fine without you." she turned away and stalked out. "I'll be with Pip."
Walter watched her leave. "Well, I'll be…"
Alucard grumbled. "And the worst bit is, I can't seem to think about anything but her. It seems I've grown accustomed to her face."
"Well, she is quite the lady now." Walter said cautiously as he shrugged. "Maybe it's time to let her go."
Alucard sighed and dug into a blood bag. "Maybe you're right, Walter. If she asks, and I know she will, I'll free her. It seems fitting."
Walter nodded slightly and took the remaining bucket back with him outside.
Seras walked along the hallway. She was supposed to meet Pip for an evening walk, but after that rant at her 'Master', she didn't feel right. She realised that she really didn't want to be with Pip after all. She didn't love him, she was just being spiteful towards Alucard…
She found her feet taking her back towards Alucard's dungeon chambers. She paused slightly at the door, peeking inwards. He was sitting on his chair, reading what appeared to be a newspaper.
She cleared her throat.
He looked up, but not in her direction. She could see him smile slightly as he figured out what was going on, both inside and outside her head.
He lay the newspaper over his eyes, and simply said in a triumphantly sarcastic tone, "Police Girl, where the devil is my hat?"
The END!
Cues taken from liner notes of "My Fair Lady: Original London Cast Recording", 1959.
