Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!! Wish I did though...

Hope you enjoy the story! 'Wandering Indigo Fire' is my older sister and has made a reference to this story in one of her a/n.
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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)

Chapter 1: Pizza Attack

Seto Kaiba was a seventeen year-old boy with brown hair and a lot of money. He owned Kaiba Corp, by the way.

It was early June, school had just ended, and Seto was thinking of how mighty and powerful he was. He would occasionally yell to one of his workers, "Hey! You bitch! Get off your lazy ass and work!" or "Get the hell up, you sorry, no-good, shit head!"

The only people he was nice to was his girlfriend and his little twelve year-old brother, Mokuba Kaiba.

Anyway, he was sitting quietly at his desk, counting all of his Blue-Eyes White Dragons when a noise from outside in the hall startled him; an odd noise, somewhere between a hiss and a whisper.

He ignored it and idly ate some pizza he had ordered earlier. Nothing to worry about.

"F. F. F."

That same noise occurred again. Feeling a little annoyed, he got up and yelled, "Whose there?"

"F. F. F. F."

Seto sat down and decided it was just the air-conditioning outside his office.

"F. Fu. F. Fu." The noise was nearer now.

"WHO IN THE WORLD?!" Seto roared, but a scratching sound on his door shut him up.

"Who-who's there?" Seto said.

"Fuc. Fu-ck. Fuc."

"No." Seto whispered, "Not my pizza!"

But it was too late, his door creeped open with the same sound, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Seto's pupils went wide as he shakily stood-up, using the chair as a support. "Go away!" He cried, backing into the wall behind his desk.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" The door opened all the way and Seto's little brother, Mokuba came in slowly, his eyes also wide.

Seto's hands and face were sweating, he started to twitch, "Wha-what do- do y-you w-want?"

"Fuck! Pizza! Now! Fuck!" Mokuba walked closer across the room towards his older brother.

Seto began to twitch more badly, he couldn't close his eyes against the horror that awaited him.

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

"No, please no." Seto whispered.

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

"AHHH! HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Seto grabbed his pizza box of his desk and hurled it across the room, then jumped out of the window.

Mokuba's purplish eyes gleamed; he will return.
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--TBC--

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