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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)
Chapter 2: The Lawn
Joey Wheeler was a boy of sixteen with blonde hair almost as big as his ego. Today, he was out on his lawn, thinking.
"Hey! Joey!" One of Joey's friends, Tristan Taylor, ran up to him.
Joey turned slowly. "Did I give you permission to be on my fucking lawn, bitch?"
"Dear God, what has gotten into you?" Tristan started to back away.
"OFF! OFF! OFF!" Joey shrieked at Tristan, who by the way has dark brown hair and brown eyes.
He ran Tristan off and grinned evil-like, his blonde hair flying about; his lawn.
"Hi!" Tea Gardner, (same age as Joey and Tristan), said with her shoulder length straight brown hair also flying around. She hopped over Joey's two-foot white wooden fence with ease.
"GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN!" Joey roared.
Tea, horrified, ran off.
His lawn.
Duke Devlin, champion dice roller, walked over and cleared Joey's fence. "What's up, Joey?" he asked.
"OFF! OFF! OFF!"
"What?" Duke asked, confused, his green eyes shining in the early morning sun.
"MY LAWN!" Joey yelled. "OFF! You piece of shit!"
Duke ran off; his lawn.
"What's wrong?" Serenity, Joey's little sister, came out onto their lawn. She was fourteen with long reddish hair.
"My lawn." Joey said sheepishly.
"Well, that's now excuse to be to Tristan, Tea, and Duke like that!" She snapped.
"I love my lawn." Joey whined.
"Go inside, Joey Wheeler!" Serenity said sternly.
Joey hung his head and pouted.
"My lawn, my lawn, my lawn." Joey went back inside and left the confused Serenity alone on the lawn.
Serenity searched the lawn for something that could make Joey act like that, but to no success.
Tristan came back after checking that Joey was gone. "What's wrong with Joey?" He asked the girl that he was in love with.
Serenity turned slowly. "Did I give you permission..."
Bakura had placed a curse on the lawn.
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TBC
Please review! I hope you all found this chapter funny, but the chapters ahead are definitely funnier!
Hope you like it so far!
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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)
Chapter 2: The Lawn
Joey Wheeler was a boy of sixteen with blonde hair almost as big as his ego. Today, he was out on his lawn, thinking.
"Hey! Joey!" One of Joey's friends, Tristan Taylor, ran up to him.
Joey turned slowly. "Did I give you permission to be on my fucking lawn, bitch?"
"Dear God, what has gotten into you?" Tristan started to back away.
"OFF! OFF! OFF!" Joey shrieked at Tristan, who by the way has dark brown hair and brown eyes.
He ran Tristan off and grinned evil-like, his blonde hair flying about; his lawn.
"Hi!" Tea Gardner, (same age as Joey and Tristan), said with her shoulder length straight brown hair also flying around. She hopped over Joey's two-foot white wooden fence with ease.
"GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN!" Joey roared.
Tea, horrified, ran off.
His lawn.
Duke Devlin, champion dice roller, walked over and cleared Joey's fence. "What's up, Joey?" he asked.
"OFF! OFF! OFF!"
"What?" Duke asked, confused, his green eyes shining in the early morning sun.
"MY LAWN!" Joey yelled. "OFF! You piece of shit!"
Duke ran off; his lawn.
"What's wrong?" Serenity, Joey's little sister, came out onto their lawn. She was fourteen with long reddish hair.
"My lawn." Joey said sheepishly.
"Well, that's now excuse to be to Tristan, Tea, and Duke like that!" She snapped.
"I love my lawn." Joey whined.
"Go inside, Joey Wheeler!" Serenity said sternly.
Joey hung his head and pouted.
"My lawn, my lawn, my lawn." Joey went back inside and left the confused Serenity alone on the lawn.
Serenity searched the lawn for something that could make Joey act like that, but to no success.
Tristan came back after checking that Joey was gone. "What's wrong with Joey?" He asked the girl that he was in love with.
Serenity turned slowly. "Did I give you permission..."
Bakura had placed a curse on the lawn.
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TBC
Please review! I hope you all found this chapter funny, but the chapters ahead are definitely funnier!
