The girl who cried wolf

Usopp had just finished another one of his tall tales. Nami was feed up. She would try to teach Usopp a lesson.

"Usopp did you ever here the story of the gril who cried wolf" Nami asked polietly.

"No. Is it a good story" Usopp asked excitedly.

"Once upon a time there was a girl who liked to tell lies. One day she ran into the village and told them that a wolf was coming. Well all the villagers took their bows and got ready to fight off the wolf. Then the girl laughed and said that she only joking. The next day the girl ran into the village and told them that a wolf really was coming to the village. Again the villagers got ready to fight off the wolf. The girl laughed again and said that she was only kidding. Then the next day a wolf really was coming to the village and she ran into the village and warned everyone. But all the villagers ignored her because they didn't trust her and they all thought it was another joke. In the end the whole village was killed by the wolf."

"That was a good." Usopp smiled at Nami.

"And what was the lesson" Nami asked.

Usopp smiled spread wider. "Always carry a gun"

Moral: Always carry a gun you never know when a wolf might try to kill you.