A.n. oh yeah this story is actually 6 stories. It will change stories each chapter. Every smasher will be in a story and only one (except for master hand etc.) and you may be like why don't you just have 6 different stories and not put them in one story. Well I want to update at least every so often, and this is a lot easier. By lazy me, darKnite'92.
The word "Mafiya" only refers to the Russian mafia, all others its mafia.
CHAPTER 1 The Mafia
DiscLaImeR: I dO Not own ssbm oR THe mafia bring 20,000 to willbay park at 7:30 pm on Friday and the mayor will be returned unharmed,NO COPS OR ELSE!
FYI: I don't smoke, I hate being around smoke. This is poking fun at the 30's Mafia.
It was 5:30 am and the mafia was having a meeting at the don's house. So far only 3 people showed up. The don, "mafia pikachu"', and "Smokey Mccash".
"Mafia Pikachu" was pikachu(obviously) wearing a green hat, "Smokey Mccash" was a Mr. Game&Watch in green. The don was Mario in the usual.
Smokey opened every thing up by asking "So, wassup?"
Don then responded something that had nothing to do with the question "Ahh! Finally get to smoke.'
Pikachu then asked in an odd "What?"
"My wife... the wife of the Don of the Mafia, don't know I, the Don of the Mafia smoke. So I don't smoke around her for the hell of it." Said the Don making even less sense.
Then the don lit a cigar followed by Smokey. Pikachu saw that in front of every chair was an ash tray. He then guessed that a lot of mobsters smoked.
Smokey said "Ay,AY,Ay, why ain't chu smokin'."
Pikachu then replied "I don't smoke."
"Good one."
" No really, I don't"
"Yah right non-smokers don't exist."
"Yes they do."
''No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do." said the don.
"Since when?" asked Smokey
"Since forever." said the Don.
Smokey asked "You're kidding, right?"
The Don then asked the question "Does it look like I'm kidding?"
Smokey thought hard and answered "Uhhh...yes!"
Don stared.
Smokey then thought a loud "Something tells me that was a stupid answer...hmm..."
"I'll give you a hint. It's not yes."
" Ummmm...uhh...is it kinda?"
"No it either yes or no, and it's not yes."
"Is it yes?"
"NO!"
" Rats I coulda swore it was yes hmm...rrrr ...uhh...hmm..."
Pikachu then screamed "Arrrgh! He isn'..."
Smokey stopped Pikachu determined to answer it himself "Ay,ay,ay, don't tell me! hmmmm...uhh...crud... mmm...huh.. man...I know it must be sorta!"
Don then said calmly "No"
"Hmm uhhh rrrr...crud well I think it's nahh couldn't be hhhmmmm, well might as well see if it is although it's probably not, is it no?" said Smokey answering the very difficult question.
"Oh my god you are soo smart how did you find out in only 15 minutes!" Yelled the Don in lack of amazement for Smokey's feat.
Smokey not understanding that the ruler of the Mafia wasn't in amazement in his awesome feat that would take most years upon years to do, and responded. "Uhh hey you don't have to be so flattering. It was 16!"
Pikachu then scoffed "Phht."
Then Luigi came in his usual attire.
Smokey asked "Luigi what happened to you?"
"Damna bitcha kick me outta." said Luigi.
"Oh."
"Have youha seen grunta."
Don then said "nope."
Smokey then asked "Ay, Ay,Ay, why ain't chu' smokin'."
Luigi sighed out a "...fine."
Then Luigi grabbed a cigarette from his pocket. He then lit it and put it in his mouth.
Don then reminded every one else that they were waiting on two more people.
Then all the sudden Yoshi came in.
Pikachu then greeted him with a plain old but very commonly used and excepted "Hi."
Yoshi replied with a ''Hey''.
Smokey then interrupted "Ay,Ay,Ay, why ain't chu' smokin."
Yoshi then said "Huh, oh yeah I quit. Loren put me up to it because Timmy's eight now."
Smokey then went"...no ...no ...NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO, this can't be...how?...why?...WHY..WAAAHHH... why did he (sniff) become a non-smoker! (crying) why, why, WHY? you can't Yoshi, you'll die."
Yoshi then stated"Uhh actually I'm gonna live around 6 years longer now!"
Smokey asked hysterically "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Smokers live much longer lives than non-smokers!"
Don then laughed "No vise-versa dumb ass."
Smokey screamed "WHAT?"
Don then sighed.
Then the Don grabbed a cigarette box and showed him the surgeon's warning.
Smokey screamed "... OH MY GOD!... everything I know is,.. is a lie. A LIE, A LIE I TELL YOU A..."
Don said "What ever."
Then grunt (Donkey Kong) appeared magically by opening the door, and coming in. Gasp!
Grunt then plagiarized from my friend (in reality he did not…) "Did j'ya miss me?"
"Ay, Ay,... oh your already smoking." started Smokey.
Don then announced "Okay, here's the job. Chinese laundry mat won't pay protection. Get my drift."
Luigi asked "When?"
Don then answered "In 5 hours."
Then the phone rings, and the Don gets it.
Don announced again "Change in plan... we do notin', uhhh see yeah on Friday."
Edit: 8-25-06. Finally spell checked and took out two of each of the "yes they do" and "no they don't". It was too long.
