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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)

Chapter 4: Destruction

"Hee-hee-hee," the white, longhaired Ryou Bakura ran into the middle of the street and faced an oncoming car.

"Kazaam!" He cried, thrusting his hands forward. The car stopped in its tracks and was set to fire!

"HAH HAH HAH!" Bakura cackled evilly, running away from some policemen who were now following him.

He got bored of that game and turned around quickly, "Abrakadabra!"

The policemen flew into the air, and were whisked away! Bakura ran on, laughing.

He stopped in front of Joey Wheeler's lawn and yelled, "Aina Joey Doofu!"

Joey's lawn lit-up a bright green, then returned to normal after a second.

Bakura ran quickly after he noticed Joey step out of the house onto the lawn.

On his way, Bakura blew-up two buildings and an old factory.

Suddenly, he stopped; Duke was walking his German Shepherd! He walked calmly up to the sixteen-year-old with black hair in a ponytail.

"What's up dude?" Duke asked.

"You are, Dice Boy!" Bakura said in an evil voice.

"Eeeeeeee!" Duke yelled, then he was tossed aside.

"HAH! HAH! HAH!" Bakura blew all the windows out of a string of houses, then split the street in half behind him.

"HA HA HA HA BLAH HACK HOEY!" Bakura was laughing a little too much!

"What are you doing here, dweeb?" Seto asked coolly, walking up to the insane Bakura, "Damn you, white haired freak!"

"Same question!" Bakura shot back, he threw up his hands, which glowed a light-blue, and chanted, "Hao Kaiba haoy!"

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Kaiba yelled, Bakura froze him and slammed him back down to the ground three times before continuing his rampage.

Suddenly, he stopped and saw a police car, with two cops inside chasing after a speeding woman in a Honda.

"DIE, foolish mortals! Leave that woman inside that car alone!" Bakura roared, blowing the police car up and killing the cops inside!

Bakura ran on and split four houses in half on his way. A little ways north, he ran into Yugi Moto and Tristan Taylor!

"Hey Bakura!" Yugi said, waving.

"AHH HAH HAH!" Bakura roared, blowing both boys aside, then he ran on, cackling madly.

Yugi got up and went over to a dazed Tristan. "You ok?" Yugi asked.

"Yeah," Tristan agreed shakily, "Little fucker."

"He set my lawn on fire!" An angry Tea ran up to the pissed-off boys, "Stupid shit-head!"

"He seriously needs to get rid off that Millennium Ring," Yugi sighed, watching the mad Bakura blow up a street of cars to either side of him.

What the friends didn't know, however, was that Bakura wasn't wearing his Millennium Ring at this time!
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--TBC--

R&R if you like!

(It actually was the seemingly innocent Bakura, not Yami Bakura, destroying everything! Guess he's not so innocent anymore!)