Please!

"Please! Oh Please! Pleeeeease! Pretty Please!" Luffy had been trying for the last ten minutes to convice Sanji to give him some food.

"I already said no! For the hundredth time no! We need to conserve food. There's hardly any left." Sanji was getting angrier as stirred his soup.

"Please!" Luffy still didn't seem tried.

"Luffy do you want to hear a story?" Sanji would tell him a story to shut him up.

"Sure I guess. But I can have food after I hear your story?"

"No. Anyway once upon a time there was an annoying boy who could stretch himself like rubber..." Sanji started.

"Can the annoying boy have wings?" Luffy interrupted.

"Ok. The annoying boy can have wings. Well once there was an annoying who had wings and could stretch himself like rubber..." Sanji continued.

"Can he also have a flying horse?" Luffy interrupted again.

"What? He already has wings what does he need a flying horse for. Fine. Whatever you want. He can have a flying horse. There was an annoying boy who had wings and a flying horse. This boy could strecth himself like rubber. One day he was annoying an angry chef..."

"Can the boy and the chef meet in a Disco?" Luffy interrupted yet again.

"Fine. Ok. So there was this annoying boy who could stretch himself like rubber he had wings and a flying horse. One day at a Disco he annoyed an angry chef and this angry chef..."

"Can the chef have three eyes and a horn?" You guessed it. Luffy interrupted again.

"Ok. Ok. So there was this annoying boy who could strecth himself like rubber he had wings and a flying horse. One day at a Disco he annoyed an angry chef who had three eyes and a horn. The angry chef got so mad at the boy that he killed the boy and cooked him his soup." Sanji Finally finished his story.

"What a great story Sanji...Hey what's that smell?" Luffy sniffed the air.

Sanji's soup was on fire. He had overcooked it.

Moral: If Luffy is hungry It's probably better to just feed him.