Chap #3 joining a dumb ass dance street gang

I do not own ssbm or any of the gangs referred to... Or do I..." No you don't" said some random dude...aww crap...or maybe it's a good thing for me that I don't own them..."No it sucks for you" said the random dude killing my hope

"All I want is to be cool... and rad, hip, hop, and be the top foseizzie. But once I said that in school and I got my ass kicked and people would shove pinecones up my ass for the next 4 months. That hurt like hell let me tell you now, and it made me soil my pants every other day. The worst part was when I was taking a crap. I'd be screaming and crying and it gave me the worst...and I mean the worst constipation. It took me 3 hours to take a crap. Sometimes they got in real deep... real, real deep and I'd spend an hour pulling it out of their." wrote Ness in his Diary. "I hope my new School's better... much much.. much better."

"Hey dad how did you become popular." asked Ness. "I joined a gang, did drugs, fowl mouthed the teachers, and wasted money on random stuff using a credit card. I regret nothing... Why you ask." replied Ness's dad. "None" yelled Ness before waving good bye for it was a new year of school, a new school.

He walked to school knowing exactly what he was going to do. First he was going to join the toughest gang he could find. Then he would do the other stuff. The gang would have to be first.

His search was going good. By the time he entered his first period class room. He knew about 4 gangs in the area. The crypts, the triads, the yellow jackets(AN: I don't know of a gang called the yellow jackets but there has to be one), or the bebops(AN: I don't think there a gang but I am not sure) . He also knew about two credit cards dealshipers that would give a minor a platinum.

By lunch he had figured out where he was going to get the credit card. But he couldn't choose weither to be a yellow jacket or a bebop. "Wait a second" he said "It ain't gangster to have your name the same as a bug".

He went through the rest of school ready to become a Bebop. When school was over he went over to where the bebops were hanging out and said "I want to join". "What did you say" said the leader trying to act tough.

"I want to join"

"Why"

"I want to be cool"

"Well you've come to the right place"

"Okay"

"Hey. It is not that easy"

"It's not"

"Nope, first the 10 to loyalty."

"What do I do" asked Ness breaking the flow. "Blah blah blah blah" said the leader.

THE NEXT DAY. It was Ness's 2nd class

Ness took a deep breathe and yelled "You crapped your pants Ms. Soilin"! "Oh God damn it how do you kids always find out" Said the teacher as she stormed out "...Is this a free period" said Ness questioning." 'Cause I'm gonna party 'till the bell (bell rings)"

"That was great" said the leader" Now take this" he finished handing Ness a white wafer. "Drugs"? Asked Ness. "Caffeine... so yes but legal, be aware it's a lot and #2". Then Ness took it and swallowed it with 10 others. So when he went to period 3 he was rather hyper

"Hey what 'cha dododoodododoodoin' I...I like caffeine. Hey do you like caffeine. I do...A lot." Said Ness in two seconds. "Shut the hell up" said the teacher.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

2 HOURS LATER

"You passed Step Two" said Len (the Leader) "Now for step 3... Now grab that rock and break a window with it"

Ness Look at the rock. It was the perfect size and shape to break glass. The weight was around 3 pounds. Not to heavy or light, just right. Ness picked it up, choose a window and threw it as hard as he could and sure enough the glass broke.

"Sigh" said Ness.

"Holy crap did you just say the word "sigh"."

"Yeah"

"So ... Why the hell?"

"Just wanted to"

"Oh...What"

"What, what"

"What did you want to do?"

"Say sigh"

"Hahah... Holy crap you just said the word sigh... wait... That's not that funny...oh"

"Oh yah 4 is to fart." Said the leader "BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" went Ness's ass. "5 is to burp"

"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPP" went Ness

"6 is to arm pit fart" said Len

"POMT" went Ness' armpit

"7 grunting"

"gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"ain't much of a grunt but I'll take it... If you do 8, 9, 10...8spinning 10 fast

Ness started spinning he lost count because he was so dizzy. But he finished.

"That was more like 100... and 9 is to smack yourself"

SMACK! "ooooowwwwwwww"

"10 is to write loyalty"

Ness grabbed a ball point pen and wrote loyalty on the ground although you couldn't read it because he was still dizzy.

"Okay now dance"

He started to do a Michael Jackson dance.

"You're in... oh yah why did you want to join" asked a member.

"I want to be cool...and rad, hip, hop, and be the top foseizzie." said Ness.

"... Let's kick his ass and shove pine cones up his ass for the next nine months" E.O.E. said.

THE END

My next chap will be done by 1/20/05 now review... You lazy bastards.

Edit 8-25-06: Spell checked/ took out the "NO FLAMES! UR ALL BASTARDS" part, because it was stupid… It really was. God, I was a n00b.