Disclaimer: I still do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, dang-it!

This one is a little strange.
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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)

Chapter 5: Pikachu

After the first day of summer vacation, it was hectic, so Joey Wheeler got early on the second day to go explore the woods by his house.

He entered the dense forest and walked a little ways. After a few minutes, he stopped and listened to some wild birdcalls and studied some plants.

He walked a little more and then stopped again, he just heard something rustle in the bushes beside him!

Joey whipped out his sketchpad to draw whatever it was and stood stock still, waiting.

Suddenly, a noise startled him, "Pika!"

'Cool!' Joey thought, 'Maybe it's a wild crocodile!'

"Pika!" It moved again, this time closer to the unsuspecting boy.

"Chu Chu!"

"Huh?"

The thing making all the noise came into view, three feet away from Joey.

"What the fuc-," Joey began, but got out his camera instead to show Yugi that he had found a real wild Pikachu!

The yellow mouse came closer to Joey sniffing the air.

"Come here, cutie." Joey said, holding out his hand.

"Chuuuuu!" the mouse-like thing yelled, blasting Joey with a bolt of electricity!

"Owww," Joey mumbled, fried. He sat down and decided to talk the Pikachu into coming closer. "Come here, I won't hurt you." Joey said.

"Pika?" The Pikachu asked, looking at the boy.

"Come here, you little rat..."

"Pikachuueeeerrr..."

"Son of a bitch! Come here now! HA! CAUGHT YA!" Joey grabbed the creeping one foot tall mouse by its tail; big mistake!

"CHU!" The Pikachu reached around and bit the hand that was annoying it.

"OW! STUPID RAT!"

"Chu." BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!

The mouse got pissed off and zapped Joey hard with all of its electricity!

Suddenly, "DAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGEEEERRR!" A normal, good Bakura leapt out of the surrounding growth like a cat and yelled, "Pikajablooey!"

Joey's camera clicked at the same instant the yellow mouse blew up.

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--TBC--