Bedtime Stories

Nami was sick it was getting pretty late but she didn't feel sleepy at all. Then out of nowhere there came a knock at the door.

"Come in." Nami said after a terrible cough.

The door opened and Luffy entered with a stupid smile. "Nami, I thought since your sick and all that I would tell you a bedtime story!"

"Well I am having trouble sleeping." She cleared a small spot on her bed and signaled for Luffy to take a seat.

"Well once upon there was a boy named Jack. Jack lived with his two evil step brothers and step mother. His evil step brothers and mother made Jack do all the work. Then one day Jack's mother told him to sell their last cow for money. Well on his way to the market Jack meet an old man. The old man said he would give Jack a magic apple for the cow. Well in the end Jack agreed and went home. His mother wasn't very happy so she threw the apple out the window. The next day when Jack woke up there stood a giant apple next to his house. So Jack climbed the enormous apple tree. At the top there was a beautiful castle. In the Castle everyone was asleep there in the throne room was a beautiful sleeping maiden. Jack kissed the maiden. The beautiful maiden turned into a frog and all the sleeping people woke up. Everyone cheered and they all made Jack the King of their castle. The End." Luffy finished and seemed pleased with himself.

"That was a very...interesting story Luffy." Nami forced a smile on her face.

"Do you really think so? Then I'll tell you another one! Once upon a time there lived a princess..."

Moral: Never let Luffy tell you bedtime stories.