Disclaimer: Still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. You know, it can get boring saying this a lot of times.

Watch for Mokuba...
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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)

Chapter 6: Pizza Attack #2

That same morning, up in Kaiba Corp, unsuspecting Seto Kaiba worked at his desk.

His attention wasn't distracted by the pitiful wails from Joey Wheeler as Bakura blew up his fake, robotic Pikachu. He wanted him to suffer!

Suddenly, he heard a slight noise that disturbed his perfect early afternoon, "D. D. D. D."

Seto ignored it, 'Damn air conditioner,' he thought as he worked.

"D. D. D. D. D. D."

"Hmmm," Seto got up and checked the hallway outside of his office. He didn't see anything, but outside the hallway window, he saw Tea screaming at Yugi to put her lawn's fire out with his Millennium Puzzle, which wasn't working because the spirit of the puzzle, Yami Yugi, was having a cup of tea with a golden brick.

"So, what do you do all day? I fight Yugi's duels and give that stupid kid advice." Yami said, taking a sip. The brick remained motionless.

Seto went back to his desk and continued to work, thinking of all 3,452 Blue Eyes White Dragons he had.

"Da. Da. Da."

"Who's there?" Seto said.

A mouse creeped in and scared the shit out of Seto, "Aiiiiiiiieeeeeee!" He screamed like a girl.

"Ha, just a mouse, hee-hee," Seto whimpered, climbing on top of his desk.

"Damn! Damn! Damn!"

"Wha-Wha-What do y-y-you ww-w-want?"

"To dieee." An evil voice from outside whispered.

"Go away!" Seto sobbed.

"Dieee!"

"Noooooooo!"

"Dieeeee!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NOOOOO!" Seto screamed. Sweating and twitching, he turned, ran for the window, and hurled himself out of it again.

Mokuba stepped out from the hall into Seto's room, sniffing the air for pizza. When he couldn't smell anything, he hissed and whispered evilly, "I'll be back, Seto, since you have no pizza!"

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TBC

Yugi Marik here! I have definitely changed my outlook on Mokuba since I wrote this story. Now, whenever I eat pizza, I look around first to make sure that I'm not being watched.