AN: Here it is and FYI I have 3 stories but this is probably my fav. The others are Getting away with murder (SSBM: general/ suspense)and I know in chap 3 I did not mention because I got the idea recently. And of course Mario House Party (Mario: humor) and yes I did release it very early. Next should be Super Smash Presidents.

My FIRST quint- chapter- Review responses:

rsmith 3813

O.o when the hell did you update! well any way I'm not gonna flame you good-bye!

Dark end Shadow

sorry but isn't script against the thingy ma bobber?

rsmith3813

I'm safe, ya got nothin' on me! I like da gangsta style, so continue or I'll release tha boyz on ya!

Chapter 5: Sword Play W/o sword play.

Marth was walking around when he heard Zelda scream. Thinking Ganondorf was there. He ran into the castle with Roy. When they found her she was screaming expletives and smacking the perverted Link who looked up her dress.

"Man, Link today was the last day you could of won the bet but now you owe me." smirked Roy.

Link got one his hands free and started rubbing Zelda's ass until Zelda hit him as hard as she could knocking him unconscious.

When Marth and Roy left Zelda smashed Link down to the floor below.

This woke Link up.

The drunken Ganondorf was in the castle and saw Link and thought he was Zelda. He tried to grab Link but he was stabbed by Link.

"Damn Bastard!" screamed Link.

Ganondorf stumbled around and saw a mop which he thought was Zelda instead of Link. He grabbed it and jumped out of the window.

" Hah hah hah hah you'll never catch me" yelled Ganondorf as he ran away.

"He's one crazy drunk... but that mop is hot..." said Link.

Link sees Marth and says kind of out of the blue

" I saw Ganondorf"

"RE-ally"

"yah"

"Okay Let's go get Zelda and Roy"

(does That flash screen thing that they do on the original justice league when there going some where and it also does that Neow wrom)

Then asked Zelda and she said...

"Yah right it's probably one of Link's perverted tricks"

That gave Link an idea... He was going to play a perverted trick but how?

"Okay Let's get Roy then." said Marth making Link forget his perverted idea.

(Does that flash screen with the Neow wrom)

"Okay" said Roy.

"But we haven't said anything" replied Marth.

"I know BECAUSE I READ THE SCRIPT" shouted Roy at The 2.

"HOLY CRAP! We have a script!" asked Link.

"YOU mean I spent 14 HOURS writing the script and you didn't even look at it" screamed Roy.

"Oh I got the script oh I remember that... Oh I looked at it... Well the cover as I threw my copy away" said Link.

"Same here only I thought we were improv actors" said Marth.

"AAAHHHHHH ... just skip to the next scene.. WITH OUT THE SCREEN THINGY" screamed Roy.

NEXT SCENE "God Roy Don't be such a jerk Damn..." I said while jumping to the next scene.

They saw Ganondorf... Making out to the mop... weird.

"Will you marry me Zelda?" asked Ganondorf to the mop.

When he heard no answer he took it as a no.

"WHY? I thought our love was special... Why won't you marry me!" asked Ganondorf not liking being rejected by... A MOP... Man I need to make better stories.

Then Marth stabbed him for not accepting that Ganondorf and the mop weren't meant to be... man, I suck.

They left and Link took the mop even though the others did not want it back but Link wanted it more than to clean floors.

3 Days Later.

Zelda heard a sound in her closet she cracked the door and saw Link making out with the mop.

NOW REVEIW OR YOU WILL BECOME SO DESPERATE THAT YOU'LL MAKE OUT WITH MOPS IN CLOSETS. SOMETIMES THE MOPS WILL BE HOT...

THE END OF THIS WEIRD CHAPTER... THAT WAS ONE HOT MOP... PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD...REWIND… REWIND...PLEASE...STILL REVEIW THOUGH...