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The True Story of the Smashers: Chapter 6 THE CASINO!
The Mafia Don had a great idea. The Mafia was going to open a ... casino!
"Great idea"! said Pikachu. "But how are we gonna do it?"
"Simple my friend...we'll open a casino!" said the Don.
"But how are we gonna do that?" replied Pikachu.
"Oh yeah... We're gonna take over that laundry mat owned by the Triads." replied the Don.
"Won't that be dangerous?" asked Yoshi.
"No, the Triads are peaceful, forgiving people" said the Don.
"Are you okay?" said Pikachu.
"UHH...Not really. I spent the night at Smokey's." replied the Don.
"OOOOHH" went Pikachu.
Then the Mafia walked across the street and entered the laundry mat.
"AAAHH! It's The Mafia!" screamed a laundry mat employee.
All members except the Don were just breaking random items. The Don was telling everyone to leave and they all did, but they were still wrecking stuff.
THE NEXT DAY:
They got started on the casino.
"Open" exclaimed the Don.
"Holy Crap!" went Pikachu. "That was fast!"
2 SECONDS LATER (THAT WASN'T NEEDED)
There were tons of customers.
Pichu was the only guy winning, in fact he won triple the amount of money that he came in with.
"Hey, you may wanna whack that kid after he leaves, don't want him comin' back" said Smokey to Pikachu pointing to Pichu.
"Dude, that's my little brother!" replied Pikachu.
"So?" finished Smokey.
Then the Triads started shooting up the casino and the Mafia was shooting back (obviously).
"God damn Triads... Why ain't 'chu smokin'?" said Smokey while shooting at the Triads.
"OOOWWWEEE!" screamed a Triad who was shot in the heart.
Bullets were exchanged by the Triads and The Mafia. At the end of it, six Triads were dead and Pikachu was shot.
At the hospital:
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! MY CIGAR!" screamed Smokey.
"Hey, no smoking!" yelled the nurse.
"OOHH, THE INHUMANITY!" cried Smokey.
NEXT DAY AT THE CASINO...
A cop swaggered in.
"OH NO!" yelled the Don. "We're caught!"
(record screech)
"UHH, gambling's legal here." said the cop.
The next day, they closed the casino. It bored them with its legal-ness.
HOSPITAL
"Hey, they closed the casino!" said Pichu while visiting his brother.
"You're too young to gamble." snarled Pikachu.
"SSSSSSSSSSSShhhhh!"
Now review or your laundry mat will be taken over by the Mafia! (Insert maniacal laugh here.)
Chapter 5 and 6 edit: Spell checked. There were very few mistakes in this one. I changed a few things. Basically when Smokey says "So" that's originally "Ohh" and changed "duh" to "obviously"
