AN: I'm not going to do the Jay kids... it was a stupid idea any whoo. My chapter estimate word plus... ( Drum Roll)... 51 chapters and 35,000 words... y'all...'cause I'm gangsta'... brodah' wit another anodah' modah' ... ahhh who am I kiddin'... everyone...uuuuhhmmmm... you seen all the stories… well.. This is the last one I need to debut... last debut of the stories in this story...word out.
The True story of the Smashers: Chapter 7: Hello Mr. Debt... You're a bastard.
Disclaimer: I own noting'
Bowser was in the club pocket full of dud... I know no more lyrics of the song. (Edit 8-31-06: it sucks any way)
He decided to pay for all 2,000 peoples bills... out of the blue when he came in. Then he realized it was a Ferrari dealership, but no problem for him... he just showed his credit card that didn't have a limit, and very high interest. He left with a 150,000,000$ bill.
He left and got his ass dipped in gold... then diamond. This cost him 3,000,000$ plus he gave a 150,000$ tip. He then walked around mooning people and getting his ass polished every 20 seconds each costing 10$ but due to bad math he was charged 1,000,000$ for just five minutes. When he then decided, to get the gold and diamond off his ass for 50,000,000$. Then he got his ass professionally scratched with a laser beam from a satellite in space for 10,000,000$.
Then he went to a place called "Suck Up To You Karaoke" witch cost him 1,000,000$.
Then he sung
" Ooooooohhhhhhhh
Yeah
Uh huh
Yah
What'
yo
bro'
wad up
uuuuummmh
oh yah it has to be a song
Let's get this party started
I'm sick of being you!
let's get this party started...
uhhh
Saint Anger 'round my ...
uuuuuhh
screw real songs
Uh, uh, uh, yah uh, uh, uh, uh, uh huh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, huh... yeah uh, uh, uh, I waste money like here uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, huh uh, what yeah uh, uh huh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, huh yeah back me up now ...now
It was very crappy.. and the charged him an extra 1,000,000,000$.
Then Bowser went home and saw his $1,900,000,000 credit card debt.
" OH CRAP...Y'all... I can't sing"
Now review or I'll put Saint Anger 'round your neck.
Edit 8-31-06: I always hated the chapter but it spell checked now. Deleted some stuff that I stretched out way too long.
