AN:... Well you now seen all 6 stories! Now I shall tell you which you'll see more of. And I am sorry for last chapter... I didn't even like it! Good chapters will continue after this one.
The true story of the Smashers: chapter 8 The Profile.
Disclaimer: Do I have to keep doing these damned disclaimers? What's the point of life? Who created god? Why does rap rule the charts? Why does Michael Jackson have the best selling album ever? Why am I asking all these stupid questions? Is this really a disclaimer? Doesn't the fact that I have one disclaimer say that I do not own SSBM?
People who appear in... the swords man story
Sheik
Characteristics: (scratch ass) uhh...dumb body guard of Zelda.
Link:
Pervert.
Marth:
Wha'd you think?
Roy:
... Ain't it obvious...or is it?
Zelda:
Princess... lazy... well has her subjects do everything.
Young link:
Lil' brother of Link.
Ganondorf:
Drunk villain
Mob story
Game and Watch "Smokey Mccash":
2nd in command Smokaholic.
Mario "Don":
The Don.
Pikachu "Mafia Pikachu":
New kid in block Hit man.
Kirby:
A kid that wants to be in the mafia.
Pichu:
Pikachu's little brother.
Luigi:
Mario's brother
DR. Mario:
Quack
Peach:
Mario's ignorant wife
Yoshi:
Hit man
DK "Grunt"
Hit man/ body guard
Bowser story
Bowser:
Who the damned story's about!
Cop/Bounty Hunter story
Fox:
Sheriff
Falco:
Deputy
Samus:
Bounty hunter
Captain Falcon:
Bounty hunter
Poke'mon story:
Mewtwo:
Lab created Poke'mon looking for revenge
Jigglypuff:
Puff ball trying to avenge her master.
Ness story
Ness:
Idiot generous
Popo:
Suicidal kid
Nana:
Bully
Countdown.
6 Bowser chapters
8 Ness
8 Swords men
8 Poke'mon
9 cop
10 Mafia
Gewd bye
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Edit 8-31-06: Spell checked. Why does this chapter exist?
