AN:... Well you now seen all 6 stories! Now I shall tell you which you'll see more of. And I am sorry for last chapter... I didn't even like it! Good chapters will continue after this one.

The true story of the Smashers: chapter 8 The Profile.

Disclaimer: Do I have to keep doing these damned disclaimers? What's the point of life? Who created god? Why does rap rule the charts? Why does Michael Jackson have the best selling album ever? Why am I asking all these stupid questions? Is this really a disclaimer? Doesn't the fact that I have one disclaimer say that I do not own SSBM?

People who appear in... the swords man story

Sheik

Characteristics: (scratch ass) uhh...dumb body guard of Zelda.

Link:

Pervert.

Marth:

Wha'd you think?

Roy:

... Ain't it obvious...or is it?

Zelda:

Princess... lazy... well has her subjects do everything.

Young link:

Lil' brother of Link.

Ganondorf:

Drunk villain

Mob story

Game and Watch "Smokey Mccash":

2nd in command Smokaholic.

Mario "Don":

The Don.

Pikachu "Mafia Pikachu":

New kid in block Hit man.

Kirby:

A kid that wants to be in the mafia.

Pichu:

Pikachu's little brother.

Luigi:

Mario's brother

DR. Mario:

Quack

Peach:

Mario's ignorant wife

Yoshi:

Hit man

DK "Grunt"

Hit man/ body guard

Bowser story

Bowser:

Who the damned story's about!

Cop/Bounty Hunter story

Fox:

Sheriff

Falco:

Deputy

Samus:

Bounty hunter

Captain Falcon:

Bounty hunter

Poke'mon story:

Mewtwo:

Lab created Poke'mon looking for revenge

Jigglypuff:

Puff ball trying to avenge her master.

Ness story

Ness:

Idiot generous

Popo:

Suicidal kid

Nana:

Bully

Countdown.

6 Bowser chapters

8 Ness

8 Swords men

8 Poke'mon

9 cop

10 Mafia

Gewd bye

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Edit 8-31-06: Spell checked. Why does this chapter exist?