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Yami and Yugi, love is forever.
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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)
Chapter 10: The Puzzle
"Please let me out Yugi! I'll do your dishes! Your laundry!" Yami pleaded from inside the puzzle, which was still in the shoebox that morning.
"No! You freaked my friends out! I don't like you anymore! You're not my favorite anymore!" Yugi said, sitting on the shoebox even harder.
"Pleeeeaase," Yami said sarcastically, "But wait! Who is your favorite now?"
"That's none of your business!" Yugi blushed.
"Oh," Yami said mysteriously, "It's Tea isn't it?"
"No!" Yugi blushed a bright red.
"Oh it is! You lik'er don'cha?"
"No! I DO NOT!"
"Oh please; then who is your favorite?" Yami asked.
"NOT YOU!"
"I think it's Tea! No, wait! Serenity!"
"Aiieeeee!" Yugi actually screamed, "No way!"
"Then let me out, or I'll tell everyone what a hideous lie you've bestowed upon yourself!" Yami threatened.
"NO, YOU WOULDN'T!"
"Yes I would."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NOOOOO!" Yugi screamed, "No! No! No!"
"Oh, I see, dear Yugi, it's definitely Mai!"
"Noooo-ooo," Yugi sobbed.
"Yes!" Yami said menacingly.
"Nooo-ooo-oooo!" Yugi cried out.
"YOU LOVE HER! YOU LOVE ALL OF THEM! HAAA! HAA! HAAAA!" Yami cackled, which was muffled because of the shoebox.
Yugi started to cry and rolled across the floor, grasping his head as if in pain.
"Yes! Yes! Say it!" Yami roared.
"I'll pull a Seto Kaiba on you NOW!" Yugi yelled. He stood up real fast and pulled the puzzle out of the shoebox. He ran to the window of his second story room they were in, and held the puzzle by its chain out the window.
"Nooooo!" Yami cried, "NOT A SETO KAIBA! NOOOOOO!"
"Shut up you fool!" Yugi cackled, "I'm in control now!"
"Please don't, I'll fight your duel monster games for you!"
"YOU DO FIGHT MY DUELS FOR ME, YOU LITTLE PARASITE!" Yugi roared, hurling the puzzle across town.
"NOOOOOoooooooooooo..." Yami Yugi's voice echoed as he learned how to fly.
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Meanwhile, across town, Joey Wheeler was walking with Ryou Bakura on the sidewalk.
"Don't worry Joey, the yellow mouse will be ok." Bakura said.
"No-sniff-he-sniff-won't," Joey sobbed, "I-sob-sob-didn't mean to!"
"No, Joey, I did it. And the Domino City's vet will take care of it; the yellow mouse is sharing a room with Tea's cat, Fluffy." Bakura said with his arm wound around Joey's shoulders.
"Oh-sniff," Joey said, regaining himself, "I suppose he will be fine!"
Joey clinched his fists and yelled to the sky, "Give me a sign that the yellow mouse will be alright!"
"Yugggiiiiiiiii!" Yami's voice from inside the puzzle yelled as it flew straight into Joey's forehead.
"OOOWWW!" Joey fell to the ground, knocked out.
"Hmmmmm," Bakura snuck over to the puzzle, all alone, with no one to defend it.
"HA HA HA HA!" Bakura's evil side took over; "I have three Millennium Items now! HA HA HA!" Then Bakura ran off, cackling madly, with the puzzle!
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--TBC--
Yami and Yugi, love is forever.
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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)
Chapter 10: The Puzzle
"Please let me out Yugi! I'll do your dishes! Your laundry!" Yami pleaded from inside the puzzle, which was still in the shoebox that morning.
"No! You freaked my friends out! I don't like you anymore! You're not my favorite anymore!" Yugi said, sitting on the shoebox even harder.
"Pleeeeaase," Yami said sarcastically, "But wait! Who is your favorite now?"
"That's none of your business!" Yugi blushed.
"Oh," Yami said mysteriously, "It's Tea isn't it?"
"No!" Yugi blushed a bright red.
"Oh it is! You lik'er don'cha?"
"No! I DO NOT!"
"Oh please; then who is your favorite?" Yami asked.
"NOT YOU!"
"I think it's Tea! No, wait! Serenity!"
"Aiieeeee!" Yugi actually screamed, "No way!"
"Then let me out, or I'll tell everyone what a hideous lie you've bestowed upon yourself!" Yami threatened.
"NO, YOU WOULDN'T!"
"Yes I would."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NOOOOO!" Yugi screamed, "No! No! No!"
"Oh, I see, dear Yugi, it's definitely Mai!"
"Noooo-ooo," Yugi sobbed.
"Yes!" Yami said menacingly.
"Nooo-ooo-oooo!" Yugi cried out.
"YOU LOVE HER! YOU LOVE ALL OF THEM! HAAA! HAA! HAAAA!" Yami cackled, which was muffled because of the shoebox.
Yugi started to cry and rolled across the floor, grasping his head as if in pain.
"Yes! Yes! Say it!" Yami roared.
"I'll pull a Seto Kaiba on you NOW!" Yugi yelled. He stood up real fast and pulled the puzzle out of the shoebox. He ran to the window of his second story room they were in, and held the puzzle by its chain out the window.
"Nooooo!" Yami cried, "NOT A SETO KAIBA! NOOOOOO!"
"Shut up you fool!" Yugi cackled, "I'm in control now!"
"Please don't, I'll fight your duel monster games for you!"
"YOU DO FIGHT MY DUELS FOR ME, YOU LITTLE PARASITE!" Yugi roared, hurling the puzzle across town.
"NOOOOOoooooooooooo..." Yami Yugi's voice echoed as he learned how to fly.
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Meanwhile, across town, Joey Wheeler was walking with Ryou Bakura on the sidewalk.
"Don't worry Joey, the yellow mouse will be ok." Bakura said.
"No-sniff-he-sniff-won't," Joey sobbed, "I-sob-sob-didn't mean to!"
"No, Joey, I did it. And the Domino City's vet will take care of it; the yellow mouse is sharing a room with Tea's cat, Fluffy." Bakura said with his arm wound around Joey's shoulders.
"Oh-sniff," Joey said, regaining himself, "I suppose he will be fine!"
Joey clinched his fists and yelled to the sky, "Give me a sign that the yellow mouse will be alright!"
"Yugggiiiiiiiii!" Yami's voice from inside the puzzle yelled as it flew straight into Joey's forehead.
"OOOWWW!" Joey fell to the ground, knocked out.
"Hmmmmm," Bakura snuck over to the puzzle, all alone, with no one to defend it.
"HA HA HA HA!" Bakura's evil side took over; "I have three Millennium Items now! HA HA HA!" Then Bakura ran off, cackling madly, with the puzzle!
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--TBC--
