An: This will be a better chapter...I got a muse... he's a stoat, named Meint.

The True Story of the Smashers: Chapter 9, The masters of rude table manors

Disclaimer: ...I own nothing, so go away you damn lawyers.

"Dude... that's your reviews" said Meint.

"That sucks for me... heh heh...WAHHHHH!"I cried.

"Don't worry it was just a few... hundred... uhhh... yah it does suck for you." scoffed Meint

Fox felt that something bad was going to happen, but it was much worse.

Boom! Went an explosion done with cheap special effects.

Fox, along with half the towns people checked it out. Then they saw it was the Over Priced, Over sized Jewelry Store

"Oh No… Well now I don't have to buy my wife jewelry" Went Fox.

"Hey that's my (censored)ing job" Went the store owner.

"Terrorizing men, making them buy jewelry ripping them of tons of money buying bull (Bleeped)?"asked Fox.

"Yup!"

"OH..."

"AHEM!" Went the ignored criminals (heroes to all married men)."ASS JET PACK!" One screamed, as he grabbed the others and blasted off into the sky that smelt like ass.

The next Day in bad guys hang out.

"Bwa ha ha ha" Scoffed one (Now to be as Ben Ormanstro, or Dr.B.O)

"Hey why'd you space between each 'ha'...I don't think that's correct?" said another

(Burpanotistromonohowo from the window to the wall, then the unnamed feeling takes me away... it takes me.. break you now mercy I can not allow to your face my face will blow watching as your blood pours out let's do this now, I like big butts and I can not lie, cigarettes and Mary Jane to keep me insane, I'm breaking the habit tonight, I'm not the one whose so far away as I feel the snake bite enter my veins never did I want to be here again and I don't remember why I came. A.K.A. Burp)

"Don't talk to your superiors like that!...and yes"replied Dr.B.O.

"Will you two shut the hell up!" Exclaimed the 3rd one ( Fart A.K.A. Fart)

"Yes sir!" The other two said in unison pointing out to readers that Fart is in command.

"Wait! Why are we hear..." Asked Burp.

"Umm uh I forgot." Replied Dr. B.O.

"You imbeciles how can both have forgotten? Uh I forgot too.. Damn!"

At Bounty Hunters H.Q. The electricity went out.

"Good thing I have this carosine lamp." Samus said.

Then the kerosene lamp fell over.

"Damn it! We should leave, and not call the fire fighters" Said Captain Falcon.

"What?" Replied Samus.

"Go!" Finished C. Falcon as they left the burning H.Q.

At Police Station

"A murderous crime has happened!" Said Fox loudly getting every one's attention. "Another donut was stolen in this building!"

"(Gasp) that was the 18th this month! 50 altogether." Someone said to another.

"We're gonna starve to death!" Screamed another.

"I can't take live any more!" Screamed one as he shot himself in the head.

"Let's see how many donuts are left!" Suggested one as they checked.

They checked and counted a hundred times, and saw that there were only 29,999 donuts.

"Someone can only have 99 donuts... not the usual 100 today...(Cries)" Fox told them all.

"What?" One asked very loudly.

"Yeah, 100 people 29,999 donuts... we'd normally have 30,100, and 101 people. 100 were sprinkled, and as cops we can only eat glazed A.K.A. "cop donuts" to little kids. Bob shot himself, and one was stolen." said another.

"I can't take it anymore! I DID IT!" One cried right before the other cops gunned him down for the heinous act.

"Okay that solves that... We can eat his donuts to make up for what he stole." Said Fox.

The Next stupid day at an arcade

The Three villains of this chapter were right next to it.

"Bwahahah!... ummm...uhhh... Why are we here again?" Asked Burp.

"Damn it! You can't do the chuckling! Well you can but you can't do it individually, some one in high level has to start it, then you can laugh!... What was your question again?" asked Dr. B.O.

"I forgot" Responded Burp.

"Now watch!" Yelled Fart as he farted and a huge blast from his ass destroyed the arcade which was empty at the time.

"Why'd we have to come?" Asked Dr. B.O.

"I don't know... It looked like a good idea at first... I don't even know why I destroyed this arcade." Responded Fart.

"I need to leave you guys.. Sorry you're just mad with power." Said Burp.

"No you won't." Said Fart as he leaned over his ass in Burp's direction.

"No!..." Yelled Burp right before he was melted by a huge fart.

"...That's (censored)ing gross" Said Dr B.O. "Hey are you still alive... (looks at Fart whose on the ground.) oh yeah, ya forgot the close pin. Bwahahahah I am evil, cause... I'm alive and Saint Anger 'round my neck."

Dr. B.O. walked on villainously until he suddenly combusted.

The End and Metallica rocks (Head bangs even though his hair too short).

Edit 8-31-06: How ironic that it mentions having too short of hair to head bang since I sadly just cut it from head bangable size. I wish I hadn't. Wait, that's not ironic at all.