Crisis Three

((A/N: Forgive me! I thought since this fanfiction would take place when Artemis would be required to take a second language, and I thought…what a better way to make Holly and Artemis struggle on a language and then argue over it. But sadly the only language I know is Japanese, maybe later I'll figure out some French or something, but for now deal with it, I promise you extra funniness! And an index translation of what they said…o.o' I promise I'll change the language later in time….bows deeply))

"Konichiwa English Word, Hello," muttered Holly.

"You're not pronouncing it right!" snapped Artemis.

"Betsuni," snapped back Holly.

"You're not even say THAT right," said Artemis.

"Just shut up and let me do my homework! You, unlike me, you know Russian, French, and a couple other languages, but last time I checked everyone said you sucked at your last second language, Vietnamese!" shot Holly.

Artemis rolled his blue eyes.

"And now you know why I hate Asian languages," he muttered.

"Hey you're taking it too," pointed out Holly.

"I'll get Butler to do this ridiculous homework. He's the one who lived there for awhile," said Artemis.

"Well no wonder you're not learning, baka," said Holly giggling. This wasn't right, mixing English with Japanese wasn't a good sign. Maybe she should add some Gnomish in there too, but Artemis was fluent in that….

"HEY! I know what that means, and for your information I have a higher IQ than you do to be calling me an idiot," shot Artemis whirling around.

Holly chuckled.

"More like a high ego," she said.

"I'm going to spy on you in the shower if you keep this up," Artemis muttered.

"Pervert," hissed Holly.

"Lolli," said Artemis smirking.

"Double pervert," said Holly.

"All you can call me is a pervert?" asked Artemis.

"Because you are one," said Holly.

"Plus if I did spy on you in the shower, there would be nothing much to see you know. You have no breasts what so ever or-" began Artemis.

"Just because I'm not Juliet doesn't mean you have to make me feel bad about it," said Holly.

Artemis chuckled.

"I would rather spy on Juliet showering than you dear," he said.

"Good, go get a hidden camera and enjoy," said Holly, grabbing some clothes from the closet.

"Oh, but Holly, that's no fun, I love aggravating you, maybe you should leave the door unlocked for me?" suggested Artemis.

Holly threw a rather large book at him, a closed the bathroom door making sure to lock it.

Artemis smirked taking out a tooth pick to unlock the door. Yep, our younger Artemis

was gone.

The door unlocked instantly, and Holly who noticed instantly noticed the door being unlocked slammed to door with a sickening crack. Artemis was going to learn how to learn with his left hand now.

"Bitch," howled Artemis.

Holly laughed, placing a chair against the knob of the door just as well as locking it before turning on the water.

The next morning was gym class and Holly had to extra careful while dressing out. Artemis smirked as she hid somewhere to change.

"Where'd Alex go?" asked a boy by the name of Erin.

"Bathroom I think," replied Artemis.

"You and Alex have been awfully close…..that's odd for you Fowl," said Erin.

"Ah well, I'm just trying to be nice," said Artemis.

Holly stepped out to the gym minutes later after some of the boys did.

"Ah Alex there you are," said Erin.

"Okay everyone line up!" exclaimed the coach.

Artemis prayed to god they weren't playing dodge ball.

"Today were play….soccer, I think all of you know the basic rules. Alex, surely Americans played soccer didn't they?" asked the coach.

Holly smiled.

"Yes of course," she said.

"Alright, I'll let you pick teams, along with…..hmmmm, let's see how about Ryosuke," said the coach.

And it ended up being Artemis was with Holly who told him not to worry, just try to stay out of the way.

Holly was good, very, very good. The boys soon backed away.

"Oh shoot! Alex is in possession!" exclaimed Erin.

A goalie whimpered.

"Just don't die by him Ray!" exclaimed Ryosuke to the goalie.

Ray nodded, those green eyes had fear in there eyes and Holly kicked the ball hard.

"Whoa! Look at it!" exclaimed a boy.

Artemis was in awe. And if these boys knew that they were being beaten by a girl they'd be fuming, but they knew Holly to be Alex who was a boy.

"Artemis heads up!" exclaimed Holly, and here came the ball that smacked Artemis in the face.

Holly couldn't help it, she broke out laughing.

"Oh man! You're really something!" she exclaimed.

A couple people laughed with her, and even Artemis laughed a little. It was better to laugh than fume over something stupid that happened. But Artemis deep inside his mind had a bad feeling that by the end of the year he'd be in a full body cast. First his right hand and now his nose which was starting to bleed.

((A/N: I promised you some funniness and here it is! I promise that I'll have another gym scene soon, and I think you'll like what sport I pick next! . Anyways the next chapter you'll find interesting. I've gotten a lot of questions on Holly and how she gets away with her chest. The answer his, her clothes are sort of loose, Bethany would know what I'm talking about since she's watched Sailor Moon and seen Haruka ((Amara in the English Dub)) to know what I meant. Anyways here's my index for those Japanese words, until next chapter!

Konichiwa-Hello

Betsuni-Nothing/It's Nothing/Whatever

Baka-Idiot

Shonen-Boy/Pure At Heart/Year

Shojo-Girl ))