Disclaimer: I still don't freakin' own Yu-Gi-Oh.

This chapter is hilarious!!!

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Yu-Gi-Oh (what they really say)

Chapter 11: 7 Days

Seto sat at his desk at the usual 28th floor of Kaiba Corp the morning of the seventh day of summer vacation, listening to Mokuba watch a pizza commercial.

A few minutes later, Mokuba jumped up and down on the couch he was sitting on and yelled, "Hey Seto, that new Egyptian Exhibit in the Domino Museum is up!"

"Like I'm interested." Seto said dully.

"But...it's interesting," Mokuba said.

"RING! RING! RING!" Seto's phone rang.

Seto was about to pick it up, but Mokuba started to cry, "Please! Seto! It might have free pizza! Please just watch!" Mokuba began to sob.

"RING! RING! RING!"

'Errrrrr...' Seto thought.

"Please-sob-pizza!"

"RING! RING! RING!"

'Phone, Mokuba? Phone, Mokuba? Phone, Mokuba?' Seto thought frantically.

"BOO-HOO!"

"RING! RING! RING!"

'Phone, Mokuba? Phone, Mokuba? Phone, Mokuba? Mokuba, phone?'

"Eerrrrr...ummm...?!" Seto said, starting to sweat.

"AHHHH! SCREW IT!" Seto picked up the phone, "Hello, Kaiba residence."

Mokuba threw his head into the couch pillow and began to bawl.

"Seven days," a mysterious voice whispered on the phone.

"HOLY SHIT!" Seto chunked the phone across the room, accidentally hitting Mokuba in the head.

"Hello? Seto Kaiba? It's Ishizu Ishtar, please come to my new Egyptian Exhibit at the Domino Museum; I have a special offer for you, and for Christ's sake, give the boy some pizza!" an indignant voice said from the phone.

"Dooo-assss-sheee-saaayysss," Mokuba said, but his brother was gone!

"Drip-drip-drip"

Mokuba turned his head to the source of the noise and said, "Uhh, Seto? The TV's leaking!"

Indeed the TV was leaking water!

Suddenly, a voice yelled, "Jesus Christ, boy, I'll give you seven freakin' days to get the Hell outta here before I go over there and kill the shit out of you!"

"WAAIIT FOOOR MEEEEE!" Pizzaboy screamed.

Mokuba meet Seto outside as he was getting into his expensive car. The two boys arrived at the museum about 15 minutes later.

Ishizu met them outside of the museum and said calmly, "Nice to see you, Seto Kaiba, leave the little Kaiba inside the vehicle."

They, Seto and Mokuba, actually obeyed the Egyptian woman!

"Follow me," Ishizu said to Seto. They walked inside all the way to the Egyptian Exhibit, which was blocked out for Seto's visit.

Ishizu led Seto to a huge slab of rock hanging in glass on the wall, there were at least 20 of them, all with inscriptures in them.

Ishizu told a little history about each, but when she came to the last one, she stopped and faced the bored Seto. "Do you see the hot guy on the right and the ugly guy on the left, Seto?" Ishizu asked, nodding to this slab.

"Uhhh, yeah."

"Well, they were in a war...BLAH...BLAH...BLAH," Ishizu explained what the Pharaoh (hot guy) and the evil sorcerer (ugly guy) were doing. (A/n: If you haven't seen the cartoon, then don't freakin' read this story!)

"And," Seto asked, "what about this card that can beat Exodia?"

"In a minute," Ishizu said, "But the hot guy you see here is the spirit of Yugi's Millennium Puzzle!"

"You mean Bambi, errrr, Yami?"

"Yeah."

"Then who is the 'ugly guy'?"

"That's you Kaiba!"

"YO MAMA!" With that, Seto stalked out of the room.

"WAIT! You forgot the Egyptian God Card I'm letting you borrow for the tournament you are going to throw!"

"You mean Hobolisk the Hormento?"

"'Yo Mama.' " Ishizu said huffily. (Then she showed Seto images from the past, gave him the card, and told him to throw the tournament to get the other two Egyptian God Cards back.)

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