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Chapter 12: Yami Garner Teak
"After him!" Yugi yelled! He, Mai, Serenity, Tea, Duke, Joey, and Tristan were all chasing Bakura across town, trying to get Yugi's puzzle back.
"Just try it! Foolish mortals!" Bakura cackled as he ran full speed down the highway, blasting cars that got in his way.
Tristan and Duke left to go get their motorcycles while Joey went to go get his pick-up truck from 'the lawn'.
Yugi was running slower than the others were, for he had short legs.
"I'm going to get my car!" Mai yelled, running to her house.
"Run! Faster Yugi!" Serenity yelled back to Yugi.
"I'm-going-as-fast-as-I-can!" Yugi gasped.
Bakura blew up a near-by pizza stand (HELLO! FORESHADOWING HERE!) and seventeen cars and trucks that were parked in front of him.
"Come back here you little shit!" Tea yelled, "Screw-you-you-littleā¦"
"Don't start that!" Duke and Tristan rode up. Tristan let Serenity ride with him and duke took Tea.
"HEEEEEEY! YUUUUU-GIIII-OOOOH-MY-CRAP!" Joey blasted full speed down the highway, and in doing so, hit Yugi!
Yugi flew 20 feet to the left and 13 feet to the right, going at least sixty miles an hour!
Joey stopped his truck to receive poor Yugi, then they hopped back into the truck, and Joey still drove because Yugi's legs were still too short to reach the pedals.
Mai zoomed in her little convertible and succeeded in hitting a parked van!
"Stupid baka-na baka-yherro," she cursed.
"It's up to us now," Tristan yelled to Duke; he nodded and they went eighty down the freeway after the mad Bakura.
"Piece of shit!" Joey cursed at his truck when it hit a fire hydrant, stopping him and Yugi!
"Dukeabloom!" Bakura spun around and lifted Duke and Tea off the motorcycle, and whisked them away! The motorcycle blew up two seconds later.
"Hee-Hee-Ha!" Bakura turned around again and faced the oncoming Tristan and Serenity. He put the Millennium Puzzle around his neck and yelled, "BAAAAAAA-KUUUUUUR-AAAAAA!" Ryou Bakura changed a whole lot. He now wore Yami's clothing and boots. He had white and blonde locks of hair for bangs and Yami's purple and black hair in the back. Both eyes were like Yami Bakura's, whom he was when the chase started.
"Now I'm Yami Bakurmi! HA-HA-HA," he cackled, facing Tristan and Serenity.
"You're in for it," Tristan yelled; he clinched his fists and ran straight for the new Yami Bakurmi, jumping of his motorcycle.
Bakurmi raised a tan colored hand and threw it to his left. Tristan was like a voo-du doll of Bakurmi's left hand; he was tossed aside like a rag-doll!
Tea stepped up after recovering from her little ordeal.
"Now it is your turn, foolish girl!" Bakurmi yelled to Serenity.
Tea walked up to the evil person and asked straight to his face, "What do you live for?"
"To kill, haunt, slay, burn, and torture my measly black guts out," Bakurmi answered with ease.
"I'm serious! What do you, Yami Bakurmi, have at the end of the day? TELL ME! TELL ME!" Tea roared in his face.
For once, the color drained from Yami Bakurmi's tan face. He took off Yami's puzzle and turned back to evil Bakura.
"GO HOME!" Tea said, "NOW!"
Yami Bakura turned tail and ran, just as Yugi retrieved his puzzle from the angry Tea.
"Thanks Tea," Yugi said gratefully as they watched Yami Bakura run through the evening.
"Ha-ha-ha," Tea said quietly, turning around to face Yugi. She put on the puzzle and turned evil. "From now on, I shall be known as Yami Garner Teak!" Then she grinned evilly, turned back around, and blew up a street in front of the running Yami Bakura.
"You wish to battle me?" He said in his evil voice.
"Just try to beat me!" Yami Garner Teak's blue and purple eyes flashed sparks.
"You shall die now!" Bakura yelled, raising his white hands.
"YOOOUUU DEEESSSTROOOOYEEEED PIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAA!" A blue flashed jumped onto Bakura and attacked him!
"Get off me! You little parasite," Bakura hissed, trying to throw the bluish thing off.
"NOOOOOOO-THHHHEEE-PIIIIZZZZAAAA!" It was Mokuba!
It took Joey, Tristan, Duke, and Mai to pull the insane Mokuba off of the shocked Bakura, and all of them plus Yugi and Serenity to hold him down!
Yami Garner Teak, meanwhile, turned to Yami Bakura, but he was gone!
"Please Tea, give me my puzzle," Yugi pleaded, trying to hold the struggling Mokuba down at the same time.
Tea, all of a sudden, turned back to normal and gave the puzzle back to Yugi.
"I'll never hold another Millennium Item again," she sobbed.
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TBC...
