AN Gwyneth: Here we are once more. Ilona and I were discussing one day, about a Harry/Draco/Ginny pairing, and what the word would be. You have Drinny, for Draco/Ginny, Drarry for Draco/Harry, and Hanny for Harry/Ginny (I think), so what would you get with all three? Just a question I asked, and I got the reply of 'mayhem, madness and weasleys galore'. I think Ilona was being sarcastic...but i decided to add with a Healthy dose of Chocolate Frogs, and voila! A story.

AN Ilona: OW! I just banged my knee on a post! Major pain!... Never mind me... This is sure to be a fantastic story! And I was not being sarcastic... There are just a few too many weasleys in the weasley family... I think I've been hanging out with Draco a little too much... He's rubbing off on me!

Gwyneth: Ilona, i agree with the weasley family, but they wouldn't be the weasley clan without that many weasels...or is that al? anyway, let's go have a good chat with Ginny while the boys introduce themselves...

Ilona: Alrighty! Good luck boys! Be gentle with Snapey! We love you!

Boys: We'll be good, we promise...snicker to selves

Gwyneth and Ilona push them out the door and into the computer. Gwyneth's sobbing hysterically.


Mayhem, Madness and Weasleys Galore…With a Healthy Dose of Chocolate Frogs.

By Ilona Darkmoon and Gwyneth Valora

PROLOGUE

Severus Snape POV

I knew my godson was telling the truth by the look on his face. He was in love with Ginny Weasley. Those two things I could cope with quite easily. Him being in love, and it being a Weasley. Hell, I could relate to it perfectly, as I had also fallen in love with a Weasley, although that was years ago and Voldemort had killed her during the first war. But that's beside the point.

The point is, my godson was telling the truth that day, so why were he and his rival, Harry Potter, snogging each other's brains out in the middle of a deserted corridor! Merlin's beard, I think I'm going to…

Other POV

The two boys in question broke off and stared in astonishment at the crumpled form of their unconscious Potions Professor. Shrugging, they went back to their previous activity.

AND SO OUR STORY MUST BEGIN…


Ginny: Gwyneth is reluctant to have that last line there, but realises that your curiousity is so incredibly aroused, that you will not leave either her or Ilona alone, and will insist on bugging them for the next chapter...

Ilona wails miserably as she sees what Gwyneth has done with the first chapter, and cries "I'm meant to write the next one in this style? Are you mad! DAMN YOU! IT'S GOING TO CHANGE! NOW!"

(Ginny slips Ilona the phone number for the mental institution, and Ilona dashes off for the fellytone to commit Gwyneth)

Boys wave as Gwyneth is driven away in a nice white van, screaming her head off.

Ginny throws her arms about both boys' shoulders, while Ilona skips around them saying "It's all mine! Mine I tell you!"...Ginny rolls her eyes. "Come, it is time to let the Ferret out of the gloom.


Sneaky peek:

"Mirror, mirror in the room, time to show me my doom!"

The mirror hadn't changed. "DOUBLE SHIT!"


Signing off,

Ilona, Gwyneth, Ginny, Draco, and Harry.

PS:ILONA SAYS TO READ DESTINY! HER PENNAME IS ILONA DARKMOON! EVEN DRACO ADORES IT!