Behind a Foxes Smile chapter V: Karaoke Bars or I will survive
Awwwwww. No one gave me ANY suggestions * le sigh* Ah well I'll just do a prelude chapter then! Incase you don't know I'm having each of the characters sing a song but I need ideas! So just tell me what you got and I might be able to post it! Today's Cameos are Sanzo and Goku from Gensomaden Saiyuki! ^_^ Has anyone a definite priest pattern to my cameos? Ah well and this installments Yu-Gi-Oh Cameos are brought to you by the following sponsors: ME! Jeez no one gave me any suggestions for cameos either.You don't love me anymore! *cries * In other news I have decided to add the sires of my cameos to my disclaimer. Speaking of which.
Disclaimer: I don NOT own Naruto, Ranma ½, Slayers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fushugi Yugi, Trigun or Saiyuki. *Breathes * this is going to get long.
/blah/= song lyrics
//Blah// = Song lyrics
/Blah/ = Inner Sasuke
'Blah' =thoughts
ON WITH THE FIC!
As our group entered they noticed a few things right away A) this place was EXTREAMLY tacky and B) they gave alcohol to minors. This was by and large not a good sign. Iruka it seemed was about to have a heart attack. That or kill Kakashi.
'Oh God! I am SO going to kill him. Lovers or no, this man is SO dead! ARGH! Why on earth would he bring them here of ALL places! Just you wait dear, you have to sleep SOME time.And if either Sasuke or Hinata look at Naruto like that ONE more time so help me God.'
Kakashi, who apparently sensed Iruka's homicidal urges, decided to distract him by getting them a booth. He noticed a waitress heading their direction and got her attention.
"Excuse me miss."
She turned to look at him a smile on her face. She was short, very short, probably shorter than Naruto. Her hair was the oddest shade of pink, and Kakashi got feeling that it was natural. She wore purple-framed glasses, her eyes were the same color as her hair, and for some reason her pupils didn't look right
"May I help you?"
"Yes, I need a booth for a party of six please."
"Sure just follow me! Oh, and my name's Zora*."
As they made their way towards the booth Sasuke, who noticed that Naruto was still holding his hand, saw yet ANOTHER crazy priest. This one looked to be Buddhist; although he wasn't acting it.He was obviously drunk, leaning on his small brunet companion heavily and from what Sasuke could tell, doing something rather inappropriate as well.
"Mou! Sanzo stop it!"
".Bakasaru."
"Hey don't call me that! Stupid Hakki and Gyojo leaving me alone with him.Hotel room my ass, they weren't even tired."
Sasuke sighed to himself.
'One more crazy priest and I'm going to scream.'
Naruto meanwhile was on cloud nine. He was still holding Sasuke's hand and he had yet to show any inclination of disliking the contact. 'Maybe he does like me! Why is Iruka reaching for Kakashi's neck? That waitress girl sure is weird though.I mean she's shorter than I am, but is definitely built like a teen.Weird.Ah poor Ranka all this noise is hurting her ears. Good thing she's hiding in my shirt though, I don't think this place allows pets.'
Soon they got to their booth and Zora turned to face them.
"Tada! Here's your booth! I'll be back in a little bit to take your orders, but before I go what would you like to drink?"
As they placed their orders, the girl wrote them down on a note pad that seemed to appear out of no where.
"Okay, lets see if I got this. Ponytail wants iced tea, Lazy eye wants a pint, Pinky wants cherry cola, Shy eyes wants vanilla soda, and Blondie and Crazy boy both want root beers. What about the little fox in Blondie's shirt?"
Every one blinked, how did she know about Ranka?
"Don't worry guys, I won't tell a soul, but how about I bring her some water okay? Right, well your menus are behind the salt and pepper holders. I'll be back with you're drinks and to take your orders ta!"
'Crazy boy?! What does she mean by that? I'm not crazy!'
/Well you ARE talking to yourself./
'Well it's YOUR fault!'
/You know if denials a river in Egypt you're swimming in it. /
'Were did that metaphor come from?'
/I don't know. Say have you noticed that Naruto's sitting awfully close to you? His legs are touching yours. /
*blush *
"Hey Sasuke you alright?"
Sasuke looked at Naruto whose face was inches from his own.
"I'm okay."
God he's so close. I could just lean over and.No, bad Sasuke! He probably doesn't like you like that! But he was holding my hand for a while.
As Sasuke argued with himself, Sakura was watching the blond girl on stage sing a horrible rendition of "I will survive".
//At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you at my side.//
Sakura winced; this girl was tone deaf. When she saw a pair of white haired boys sitting near the stage. One of them, who looked a little more menacing than the other, was trying to hold in laughter while the nicer looking one tried to sink into his seat.
//But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong!
I learned how to get along!
So now you're back, from outer space.
Just walked in with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed that stupid lock.//
Sakura noticed a movement above the girl, and saw what looked like a giant evil beetle gnawing at the rope holding the disco ball above the singing girl.
//.I should have made you leave your key
If I had know for just one second you'd be back to bother me
So go now go!
Walk out the door
Just turn around 'cause you're welcome anymore. //
Yep that was most definitely a giant bug eating at the rope. Sakura wondered why she got the feeling the crazy white haired boy had something to do with it.
// Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with good bye?
Did you think I'd cumbel?
That I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
I will survive!//
*rip CRASH! *
The disco ball that had been dangling above the blonde girl fell and crashed on top of her. Sakura could vaguely hear the crazy white haired boy shout.
"Ha! Survive that ya twit!"
That's when Zora returned drinks in hand.
"Alright then I'll take your orders now."
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have ALWAYS wanted to do that! ^_^ Well anyway. short wasn't it? WELL THATS BECAUSE NO ONE SUGGESTED ANYTHING!!!! *glares * ah well maybe next time ne? Oh in other news you noticed how this bar serves alcohol to minors right? Well I was wondering.who should I get drunk Hinata or Sasuke? Either way it's going to be funny so.TELL ME!
*-That was me! ^_^ Or at least one version there of. I don't really look like that though. I do have glasses though! Don't worry this won't become a self-insertion fic she's there to take her orders and that's IT!
Responses!
tsuki-tenshi-no-koibito: w00t I love Chichiri too! I don't think I'll be adding Tasui anytime soon but you still love me right?
Joce: Yes insanity MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem * don't worry said insanity will get worse, or better depending on your pov ^_^
Muchacha: Hmmmmmm..That's not a bad idea. and lets see who would kill the guy/girl first! Sasuke or Hinata! W00t! Yes Ranka is adorable that why she's in here. Don't worry Sasuke tells Naruto how he feels while he's lucid, well as lucid as one can be in all consideration.
Beverly1: Yeah.stupid US -.- but it's true! The first time I saw Yami no Malik's hair I saw a pineapple. *sigh * I know. I'm weird.
Evil Venus: w00t Evil! Say are you any relation to Venus?
rin-kin: awww you like both! Yay! It's kinda sad though 'cause "broken pieces' is my only angsty fic. * le sigh *
futagoakuma-tenshi02: Yes many weird people ^_^ I am trying to make them longer though I am! Well don't worry Naruto won't be getting a tongue ring, not if Iruka has anything to say about it ^_^ Yay Iruka! Though personally I've always found tongue rings kind of a turn on.
:D : Have I told you that I think your smiley ID thingy is great? Well it is! And oh yes this will continue! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
Hikaru: Don't worry dear you're forgiven! Can you forgive me for not updating sooner? And Kakashi's a pervert because he is! Yeesh I need to work on my reasoning.
Kris: I'm sure she can but.I just can't see Hinata being evil ya know? She's so cute!
Authoress-sama: Yes I quite like that line myself ^_^ poor, poor Kakashi. For once he tells the truth and no one believes him! Isn't there a moral in there some where?
Shadow Faerie: Well it's true! It was funny! I read it several times just because! The sad thing is I can see them doing that too.I'm sorry but I'm none too fond I'm Eminem. Its not is music I assure you it's jut that his voice annoys me for some reason. Sorry.
Shinigami: yes much of this woo hoo ness MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^.^;; Yes I love Vash an Wolfwood ^_^ the end was so sad though! * cries *
lilly_day: Well then I'll just have to read your fics then won't I ^_^
gelfling: Yes I agree Iruka-sensi ROCKS! Like an avalanche! ^_^ Yes all hail Ranka's uber cuteness. WORSHIP HER!^_^ Dun worry if you can't recognize the cameos I tell you were there from.
Monkfish: w00t! It's my awesome beta-reader! WORSHIP HER! For if she didn't beat read my fics they probably wouldn't be here! BOW before her awesome- ness ^_^
Celelorien: Huzza fan art! Oh and the blue haired no da one is Chichiri from Fushugi Yugi! Hm. Yoh and Ren huh? Not a bad idea not bad at all.Excellent ^_^
Dragon18: Your welcome to use the cameo thing dear! Its truly not my idea though cameos are all over the place. ^_^
Sky_lee: I say it once I say it again I'M TRYING! Lol
Fluffy_kins: Yes fox kit is much cuteness that's why I love her ^_^
AnsGoth: w00t a fellow worshipper! We shall form a cult! ^_^
Keitorin: Harry Pooter? lol I'm sure that was a type-o ^_^ I'm glad you had such a great day and that I was part of it! ^_^ I like the cameos too that's why I do them hmmm. who to do next.
Random me: Your ass fell off? That must have been uncomfortable to say the least! Lol I hope you like this chapters Yu-Gi-Oh cameo too.
Awwwwww. No one gave me ANY suggestions * le sigh* Ah well I'll just do a prelude chapter then! Incase you don't know I'm having each of the characters sing a song but I need ideas! So just tell me what you got and I might be able to post it! Today's Cameos are Sanzo and Goku from Gensomaden Saiyuki! ^_^ Has anyone a definite priest pattern to my cameos? Ah well and this installments Yu-Gi-Oh Cameos are brought to you by the following sponsors: ME! Jeez no one gave me any suggestions for cameos either.You don't love me anymore! *cries * In other news I have decided to add the sires of my cameos to my disclaimer. Speaking of which.
Disclaimer: I don NOT own Naruto, Ranma ½, Slayers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fushugi Yugi, Trigun or Saiyuki. *Breathes * this is going to get long.
/blah/= song lyrics
//Blah// = Song lyrics
/Blah/ = Inner Sasuke
'Blah' =thoughts
ON WITH THE FIC!
As our group entered they noticed a few things right away A) this place was EXTREAMLY tacky and B) they gave alcohol to minors. This was by and large not a good sign. Iruka it seemed was about to have a heart attack. That or kill Kakashi.
'Oh God! I am SO going to kill him. Lovers or no, this man is SO dead! ARGH! Why on earth would he bring them here of ALL places! Just you wait dear, you have to sleep SOME time.And if either Sasuke or Hinata look at Naruto like that ONE more time so help me God.'
Kakashi, who apparently sensed Iruka's homicidal urges, decided to distract him by getting them a booth. He noticed a waitress heading their direction and got her attention.
"Excuse me miss."
She turned to look at him a smile on her face. She was short, very short, probably shorter than Naruto. Her hair was the oddest shade of pink, and Kakashi got feeling that it was natural. She wore purple-framed glasses, her eyes were the same color as her hair, and for some reason her pupils didn't look right
"May I help you?"
"Yes, I need a booth for a party of six please."
"Sure just follow me! Oh, and my name's Zora*."
As they made their way towards the booth Sasuke, who noticed that Naruto was still holding his hand, saw yet ANOTHER crazy priest. This one looked to be Buddhist; although he wasn't acting it.He was obviously drunk, leaning on his small brunet companion heavily and from what Sasuke could tell, doing something rather inappropriate as well.
"Mou! Sanzo stop it!"
".Bakasaru."
"Hey don't call me that! Stupid Hakki and Gyojo leaving me alone with him.Hotel room my ass, they weren't even tired."
Sasuke sighed to himself.
'One more crazy priest and I'm going to scream.'
Naruto meanwhile was on cloud nine. He was still holding Sasuke's hand and he had yet to show any inclination of disliking the contact. 'Maybe he does like me! Why is Iruka reaching for Kakashi's neck? That waitress girl sure is weird though.I mean she's shorter than I am, but is definitely built like a teen.Weird.Ah poor Ranka all this noise is hurting her ears. Good thing she's hiding in my shirt though, I don't think this place allows pets.'
Soon they got to their booth and Zora turned to face them.
"Tada! Here's your booth! I'll be back in a little bit to take your orders, but before I go what would you like to drink?"
As they placed their orders, the girl wrote them down on a note pad that seemed to appear out of no where.
"Okay, lets see if I got this. Ponytail wants iced tea, Lazy eye wants a pint, Pinky wants cherry cola, Shy eyes wants vanilla soda, and Blondie and Crazy boy both want root beers. What about the little fox in Blondie's shirt?"
Every one blinked, how did she know about Ranka?
"Don't worry guys, I won't tell a soul, but how about I bring her some water okay? Right, well your menus are behind the salt and pepper holders. I'll be back with you're drinks and to take your orders ta!"
'Crazy boy?! What does she mean by that? I'm not crazy!'
/Well you ARE talking to yourself./
'Well it's YOUR fault!'
/You know if denials a river in Egypt you're swimming in it. /
'Were did that metaphor come from?'
/I don't know. Say have you noticed that Naruto's sitting awfully close to you? His legs are touching yours. /
*blush *
"Hey Sasuke you alright?"
Sasuke looked at Naruto whose face was inches from his own.
"I'm okay."
God he's so close. I could just lean over and.No, bad Sasuke! He probably doesn't like you like that! But he was holding my hand for a while.
As Sasuke argued with himself, Sakura was watching the blond girl on stage sing a horrible rendition of "I will survive".
//At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you at my side.//
Sakura winced; this girl was tone deaf. When she saw a pair of white haired boys sitting near the stage. One of them, who looked a little more menacing than the other, was trying to hold in laughter while the nicer looking one tried to sink into his seat.
//But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong!
I learned how to get along!
So now you're back, from outer space.
Just walked in with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed that stupid lock.//
Sakura noticed a movement above the girl, and saw what looked like a giant evil beetle gnawing at the rope holding the disco ball above the singing girl.
//.I should have made you leave your key
If I had know for just one second you'd be back to bother me
So go now go!
Walk out the door
Just turn around 'cause you're welcome anymore. //
Yep that was most definitely a giant bug eating at the rope. Sakura wondered why she got the feeling the crazy white haired boy had something to do with it.
// Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with good bye?
Did you think I'd cumbel?
That I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
I will survive!//
*rip CRASH! *
The disco ball that had been dangling above the blonde girl fell and crashed on top of her. Sakura could vaguely hear the crazy white haired boy shout.
"Ha! Survive that ya twit!"
That's when Zora returned drinks in hand.
"Alright then I'll take your orders now."
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have ALWAYS wanted to do that! ^_^ Well anyway. short wasn't it? WELL THATS BECAUSE NO ONE SUGGESTED ANYTHING!!!! *glares * ah well maybe next time ne? Oh in other news you noticed how this bar serves alcohol to minors right? Well I was wondering.who should I get drunk Hinata or Sasuke? Either way it's going to be funny so.TELL ME!
*-That was me! ^_^ Or at least one version there of. I don't really look like that though. I do have glasses though! Don't worry this won't become a self-insertion fic she's there to take her orders and that's IT!
Responses!
tsuki-tenshi-no-koibito: w00t I love Chichiri too! I don't think I'll be adding Tasui anytime soon but you still love me right?
Joce: Yes insanity MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem * don't worry said insanity will get worse, or better depending on your pov ^_^
Muchacha: Hmmmmmm..That's not a bad idea. and lets see who would kill the guy/girl first! Sasuke or Hinata! W00t! Yes Ranka is adorable that why she's in here. Don't worry Sasuke tells Naruto how he feels while he's lucid, well as lucid as one can be in all consideration.
Beverly1: Yeah.stupid US -.- but it's true! The first time I saw Yami no Malik's hair I saw a pineapple. *sigh * I know. I'm weird.
Evil Venus: w00t Evil! Say are you any relation to Venus?
rin-kin: awww you like both! Yay! It's kinda sad though 'cause "broken pieces' is my only angsty fic. * le sigh *
futagoakuma-tenshi02: Yes many weird people ^_^ I am trying to make them longer though I am! Well don't worry Naruto won't be getting a tongue ring, not if Iruka has anything to say about it ^_^ Yay Iruka! Though personally I've always found tongue rings kind of a turn on.
:D : Have I told you that I think your smiley ID thingy is great? Well it is! And oh yes this will continue! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
Hikaru: Don't worry dear you're forgiven! Can you forgive me for not updating sooner? And Kakashi's a pervert because he is! Yeesh I need to work on my reasoning.
Kris: I'm sure she can but.I just can't see Hinata being evil ya know? She's so cute!
Authoress-sama: Yes I quite like that line myself ^_^ poor, poor Kakashi. For once he tells the truth and no one believes him! Isn't there a moral in there some where?
Shadow Faerie: Well it's true! It was funny! I read it several times just because! The sad thing is I can see them doing that too.I'm sorry but I'm none too fond I'm Eminem. Its not is music I assure you it's jut that his voice annoys me for some reason. Sorry.
Shinigami: yes much of this woo hoo ness MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^.^;; Yes I love Vash an Wolfwood ^_^ the end was so sad though! * cries *
lilly_day: Well then I'll just have to read your fics then won't I ^_^
gelfling: Yes I agree Iruka-sensi ROCKS! Like an avalanche! ^_^ Yes all hail Ranka's uber cuteness. WORSHIP HER!^_^ Dun worry if you can't recognize the cameos I tell you were there from.
Monkfish: w00t! It's my awesome beta-reader! WORSHIP HER! For if she didn't beat read my fics they probably wouldn't be here! BOW before her awesome- ness ^_^
Celelorien: Huzza fan art! Oh and the blue haired no da one is Chichiri from Fushugi Yugi! Hm. Yoh and Ren huh? Not a bad idea not bad at all.Excellent ^_^
Dragon18: Your welcome to use the cameo thing dear! Its truly not my idea though cameos are all over the place. ^_^
Sky_lee: I say it once I say it again I'M TRYING! Lol
Fluffy_kins: Yes fox kit is much cuteness that's why I love her ^_^
AnsGoth: w00t a fellow worshipper! We shall form a cult! ^_^
Keitorin: Harry Pooter? lol I'm sure that was a type-o ^_^ I'm glad you had such a great day and that I was part of it! ^_^ I like the cameos too that's why I do them hmmm. who to do next.
Random me: Your ass fell off? That must have been uncomfortable to say the least! Lol I hope you like this chapters Yu-Gi-Oh cameo too.
