Behind a Foxes Smile VI: The beat goes on or why ninjas should NEVER get drunk
Hm...been a while hasn't it? Sorry!!! Anyway I should warn you I gained Inspiration for this chapter from The Nutcracker Suite" and a Lava Lamp . Yeah parade of garage sales in my community and I saw it and just HAD To buy it! Well here's to hoping you enjoy the latest installment of Foxes Smile!
Okay today's cameo is brought to you by Acidblood1134!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Ranma ½, Slayers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fushugi Yugi, Trigun, Saiyuki OR Inu-yasha.
Zora had taken the orders and every one was enjoying their drinks. Sakura had gotten a black Cherry cola, Hinata Vanilla,Sasuke and Naruto two cream sodas, Iruka got some iced tea and Kakashi was happily sipping away at his Pepsi. How he was doing this without getting his mask wet was something no one could fathom.
Sasuke glared at his drink, whatever it was. He'd merely ordered the same thing Naruto had, not really caring about food. It was more important to get that damned voice in his head to SHUT UP! Of course now he was regretting it. Whatever this carbonated concoction was, he was certain something is wrong with it. It tasted good enough, but the more he drank the less he seemed able to think, let alone assert his infamous self-control. Which wasn't good because Naruto was sitting VERY close to him.
'What the HELL is wrong with me?!'
/You're drunk./
'What?! No I'm not!'
/Yes you are. And the next thing you know you're going to go up on that Karaoke stage and sing your undying love to Naruto./
'That's not a bad idea...when CRAP!'
/See?/
'I hate you.'
/I know. Anyway I think you might what to stop glaring un-holy death upon your drink, Naruto's starting to worry./
Sasuke turned to see a worried Narutos worried face only inches to his own.
"Ne Sasuke? What did that poor drink do to deserve the patented Uchiha- Glare-of-Death tm?
Sasuke blushed. Naruto's face was so close to his own. All he needed to do was...
Hinata hiccupped.
Both Naruto and Sasuke turned to look at Hinata. Her normally white face was flushed, her eyes looked dazed and she had a silly smile on her face. Hinata her self was of course having quite the internal monologue.
' Ohhh dear I'm drunk! Yes very drink, completely floored as Neji put it once. I wonder were did he got all that Vodka? I think I'd quite like some. Maybe I should ask him later? Awwww! Look at Naruto and Sasuke! Too cute! To bad though, he's so amazing. At least I can commend Sasuke in his great taste. Poor Naruto's shy though, I'll need to give them a little push in the right direction. Giggle I'll talk to him later evil un-Hinata like maniacal laughter '
While Hinata talked to herself, the other's got worried. Well Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto did, but Iruka caught onto Kakashi and was now telling him off.
"Um...Hinata-chan? You okay? Hinata-chan?"
Naruto waved his hands in front of Hinata's now flushed face, trying to get her attention.
Giggle
No such luck. Meanwhile, Iruka continued to yell at Kakashi. I mean really, giving minors alcohol? Tsk, bad Kakashi.
"You irresponsible dolt! I can't believe you would sink so low as to have their drinks spiked!"
"But..."
"No but's Kakashi! Couch! A week! At the LEAST!"
"Um...Hinata-chan, you should really wake up and see this I've never seen Kakashi-sensei look so terrified."
Evil un-Hinata like maniacal laughter
Naruto edged closer to Sasuke when Hinata laughed. Good thing too because just as he got out of the way Hinata got up and headed to the Karaoke stand. She moved over to the machine and selected a song. She turned to face the crowd and started to sing.
/Somewhere there's speaking It's already coming in Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind You never could get it Unless you were fed it Now you're here and you don't know why
But under skinned knees and the skid marks Past the places where you used to learn You howl and listen listen and wait for the Echoes of angels who won't return
He's everything you want He's everything you need He's everything inside of you That you wish you could be He says all the right things At exactly the right time But he means nothing to you And you don't know why
You're waiting for someone To put you together You're waiting for someone to push you away There's always another wound to discover There's always something more you wish he'd say
He's everything you want He's everything you need He's everything inside of you That you wish you could be He says all the right things At exactly the right time But he means nothing to you And you don't know why
But you'll just sit tight And watch it unwind It's only what you're asking for And you'll be just fine With all of your time It's only what you're waiting for
Out of the island Into the highway Past the places where you might have turned You never did notice But you still hide away The anger of angels who won't return
He's everything you want He's everything you need He's everything inside of you That you wish you could be He says all the right things At exactly the right time But he means nothing to you And you don't know why
I am everything you want I am everything you need I am everything inside of you That you wish you could be I say all the right things At exactly the right time But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why I don't know/
As the song faded away everyone in the bar stared at Hinata in awe. She had an amazing singing voice. Hinata was on her way back to the table when a young priest with prayer beads around his left hand came up to her, Taking her hands in his.
"Excuse me but I couldn't help noticing that you are even more beautiful than your singing voice and I was wondering if I could ask a favor of you."
"Um...okay..."
"Would you please bear my child?"
Before Hinata could beat this man within and inch of his life, he was beaten over the head by a giant boomerang. Blinking Hinata looked up and saw a girl with long brown hair tied in a ponytail holding said boomerang.
"ARGH!! You perverted priest! I warned you to keep your hands to your self!"
"But Sango! I couldn't resist!
"No buts you idiot!"
Sango turned to Hinata apologized and dragged the pervert away by his ear. Hinata blinked again before walking back to the table noticing that Kakashi now sported a lump on his head and Iruka wasn't talking to him.
Meanwhile in some other area of the village.
"Ano...Yami I think I've found Malik and Marik..."
"Where?
"They're painting swear words in Arabic on that monument over there."
"Oh for the love of Osiris! C'mon hikari lets stop them before they get killed...wait lets just leave them alone."
"Yami!"
"Coming, coming..."
Okay I know that chapter sucked but I'll work harder next time!! In other news I LOATH THE INU-YASHA DUB!!!!
Woo! Responses!
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MoonFariy: Hmm...There's an idea...Iruka drunk thinks about it Well in the next chapter then! I would add Cowboy Bebop but I don't know the series that well and don't worry about Hinata I LOVE her huggles Hinata
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DogsruleW: Hmm... yes a love song! I dunno about Avril though...
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Toaster kitten: Oh the cameos are only here for entertainment they have NO plot value! Ignore them if you wish. Woo! I get any adjective I want!
Anime lass: Hmm D.N Angel cast... . I love that series. I figure I'll add Garra into the sequal to this fic
Baka-yarou: Feels guilty foe taking so long...
Fluffy-kins: Ya know most people seem to like the idea of Sasuke AND Hinata getting drunk...
Rin-Kin: pats YR on the back It's okay I like her high on sugar!
Shadow Faerie: Aww don't worry! I love you! huggles Pegasus hm... theres a cameo I haven't added yet an I will have to make fun of the matrix some were...
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:D : lol yes 'head' lol
Wuffieluver: GW huh? Well Duos a preist or he at least dresses like one And the alien video is were I got the idea!
Japime: a contest! Purfect!
Az: Hum... good point
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Sonha: playboy bunny huh? Oh and Kakashi is gonna give Naruto a copy of the Karma Sutra Iruka will then hurt him again lol
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Tuski-tenshi-no-koibito: Nah I don't know the lyrics but he will be singing a love song.
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