I don't own anything to do with T7S and it saddens deeply. Please R&R!

HYDE: This makes the day go by much faster.

KELSO: Yeah, we should do this all the time.

HYDE: Kelso, we DO do this all the time.

KELSO: Oh, yeah.

FEZ: You guys, I think I'm finally going to do it!

DONNA: That's great, Fez.

ERIC: Yeah, who's the girl?

FEZ: Girl?

ERIC: Well, um, you, I, but…guy?

DONNA: How're you going to do it with no girl?

HYDE: Well, you see, Donna, he takes his hand-

JACKIE: Ugh! Michael, how can you hang out with these people!

FEZ: This is high school. I figured that there are tons of notorious whores wanting to get a piece Fez.

HYDE: Don't be so sure. Jackie, do you like dark meat?

JACKIE: I don't eat meat. Why?

HYDE: Well, Fez mentioned whores.

JACKIE (gasping): Michael, defend me!

KELSO: He's got a point, baby.

JACKIE: That's it, Michael!

(Storming out)

KELSO: I didn't say you were a whore, it might your clothes.

(Both leave)

ERIC: That was amusing.

DONNA: I hate to ruin everyone's fun, but shouldn't we get back to class? Mr. Sherman's gonna be pissed.

FEZ: What time is it?

HYDE: Lemme check my trusty watch.

ERIC: Uh, Hyde, you're not wearing a watch.

(All start laughing)

DONNA: Guy's, I wanna cookie!

HYDE: COOKIE!

FEZ: I wanna cookie.

ERIC: Mmm…cookie.

FEZ: I said I want a cookie.

DONNA: Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie!

FEZ: I sad I want a cookie!

KELSO (popping his head in): Did someone say cookie?

FEZ: Where is my cookie, you son of a beech!