I don't own anything to do with T7S and it saddens deeply. Please R&R!
HYDE: This makes the day go by much faster.
KELSO: Yeah, we should do this all the time.
HYDE: Kelso, we DO do this all the time.
KELSO: Oh, yeah.
FEZ: You guys, I think I'm finally going to do it!
DONNA: That's great, Fez.
ERIC: Yeah, who's the girl?
FEZ: Girl?
ERIC: Well, um, you, I, but…guy?
DONNA: How're you going to do it with no girl?
HYDE: Well, you see, Donna, he takes his hand-
JACKIE: Ugh! Michael, how can you hang out with these people!
FEZ: This is high school. I figured that there are tons of notorious whores wanting to get a piece Fez.
HYDE: Don't be so sure. Jackie, do you like dark meat?
JACKIE: I don't eat meat. Why?
HYDE: Well, Fez mentioned whores.
JACKIE (gasping): Michael, defend me!
KELSO: He's got a point, baby.
JACKIE: That's it, Michael!
(Storming out)
KELSO: I didn't say you were a whore, it might your clothes.
(Both leave)
ERIC: That was amusing.
DONNA: I hate to ruin everyone's fun, but shouldn't we get back to class? Mr. Sherman's gonna be pissed.
FEZ: What time is it?
HYDE: Lemme check my trusty watch.
ERIC: Uh, Hyde, you're not wearing a watch.
(All start laughing)
DONNA: Guy's, I wanna cookie!
HYDE: COOKIE!
FEZ: I wanna cookie.
ERIC: Mmm…cookie.
FEZ: I said I want a cookie.
DONNA: Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie!
FEZ: I sad I want a cookie!
KELSO (popping his head in): Did someone say cookie?
FEZ: Where is my cookie, you son of a beech!
