Donkey Kong 64 all messed up.
Chapter 2: ConsequencesDisclaimer: I don't own any blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda. Sorry for the absence and thank you very much for the reviews. You are all right. The story is random and that is the way I like it. Enjoy!
DK: (revives) Huh. Matt the piece of $h!t. Oh well let's go see Dad. (Walks to Cranky's house)
Cranky: What do you want now you fat fleabag mongo!
Monkey Viewer: Think about the children!
Matt: Think about this (drills monkey viewer with chain gun)
(Money Viewer riot starts)
Matt: Um... Free beverages at the end of the story if everyone sits down!
(Monkey Viewers sit down immediately)
DK: Now I need you to give me eye of newt...
Cranky: How cliché is that. Eye of newt, you make me sick
DK: I'm going to ignore that. I also need your best formula you have.
Cranky: It's called Viagra.
DK: NO!
Cranky: Oh, I mean Kickus Kremlinassius. The common name is Kick Kremlins Ass. This time it is in the form of a laser, not a potion...
DK: Thank God, those potions tasted like $h!t.
Cranky: (Whacks him with his cane) Shut up fleabag. As I said it is in the form of a laser. But I must warn you it is purely experimental I have no...
DK: (Already at the machine pointing it to his chest) Less yappin' more zappin'
Cranky: Uh... No I must tell you of the side effects.
Matt: (appears and slaps Cranky out of his tree house window)
The thing said zap, so zap I shall. (Pushes all the buttons on the control panel. A big red laser pops out of the end and hits him in the chest. It lasts for 5 seconds and shuts off)
Matt: How do you feel?
DK: DK, feel good.
Matt: Are you purposely talking like that?
DK: Yeah, but what's a monkey to do?
Matt: Yeah. All right who in the Kremlin Viewers would like to volunteer for an... a...um... magic...trick.
Huge Kremlin Viewer: I will. (Walks up to DK)
Matt: Now this is supposed to make you good at fighting. So go ahead...fight.
(DK punches the Kremlin. He just stands there. Suddenly the Kremlin starts laying into DK. Punches left, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. He then finished DK with a huge head but. Squawks come flying in slow like the game and drops a shotgun.)
Voice: Ooh, Shotgun.
(DK picks up the shotgun and blows the Kremlin away)
Voice: Donk, Donk, Donkey Kong (DK does is dance)
(DK puts his shotgun behind him and it disappears.)
Matt: Hey, they do that in the cartoons. Where does it go?
DK: Hey, all a monkeys got to know is where to put his stuff and how to get it out.
Matt: Don't backchat me! (Slaps him so hard he falls out the window again)
Kremlin: Hey you did that last chapter! You are a cliché!
Matt: OK, I should start something new! (Pulls out a flamethrower and sprays him)
End. What will happen next chapter. The quest will actually begin but the randomness will never stop,
