Donkey Kong 64 all messed up
Chapter 4: Save the Little One
Do I even need to put a disclaimer in?
DK: Oh, woe is me!
Matt: What now?
DK: I thought I'd brush up on my Shakespeare skills.
Matt: Why bother?
DK: Because some of the Monkey Viewers are from the Shakespeare Organization.
Shakespeare Organiser Monkey Viewer: (In a very posh accent) Yes. And I find your fan fiction very appalling. Only one Shakespeare reference. A lot of killings. You definitely have lost a customer in me.
Matt: Well, there were a couple of people customers like you.
S.O.M.V: Beg your pardon?
Matt: Well, a couple of Kremlin Viewers complained. Where did they end up DK?
DK: Um… I think you shot one, slapped one, blew one up… and that was it?
Matt: The monkey viewers?
DK: You blew one up, shot one, and napalmed Funky.
Matt: So what should I do to this one?
DK: You haven't used your Laser yet.
Matt: Agreed.
S.O.M.V: Oh, please let me save you the trouble. (Walk over to the window and jumps out)
Matt: Fair enough.
DK: Well… I think Stingy is up there.
Matt: Why do you say that?
DK: Because it is the highest and most impossible place to reach.
Matt: I can get you up there real fast.
DK: How?
Matt: (Pulls out an AK) Run bitch!
(DK scrambles up the wall so fast there is a trail of smoke after him. He reached the top in twelve seconds flat)
DK: Stingy! STINGY!
Stingy: Over here.
(DK releases Stingy)
DK: I'm so happy to see you!
Stingy: Yeah. Um… DK. I don't know how to say this. But I… uh…ate some food of yours.
DK: What was it?
Stingy: I stole your mints and bananas and ate all of them.
DK: Oh…that is alright let's have a look at this view ay?
Stingy: Yeah!
(DK and Stingy walk over to the edge of the cliff. DK then throws Stingy off the edge.)
DK: THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO EAT ALL MY FOOD! YOU FOOL!
Matt: WOW! I'm impressed!
DK: Yeah. Can I borrow your Napalm. Just in case he is alive?
Matt: Sure!
(DK drops the Napalm. The jungle is in flames)
Matt: C'mon. The boss is next.
Well. Enough till the next chapter. The boss fight is the next chapter. Cheers and R&R!
