Donkey Kong 64 all messed up

Chapter 4: Save the Little One

Do I even need to put a disclaimer in?

DK: Oh, woe is me!

Matt: What now?

DK: I thought I'd brush up on my Shakespeare skills.

Matt: Why bother?

DK: Because some of the Monkey Viewers are from the Shakespeare Organization.

Shakespeare Organiser Monkey Viewer: (In a very posh accent) Yes. And I find your fan fiction very appalling. Only one Shakespeare reference. A lot of killings. You definitely have lost a customer in me.

Matt: Well, there were a couple of people customers like you.

S.O.M.V: Beg your pardon?

Matt: Well, a couple of Kremlin Viewers complained. Where did they end up DK?

DK: Um… I think you shot one, slapped one, blew one up… and that was it?

Matt: The monkey viewers?

DK: You blew one up, shot one, and napalmed Funky.

Matt: So what should I do to this one?

DK: You haven't used your Laser yet.

Matt: Agreed.

S.O.M.V: Oh, please let me save you the trouble. (Walk over to the window and jumps out)

Matt: Fair enough.

DK: Well… I think Stingy is up there.

Matt: Why do you say that?

DK: Because it is the highest and most impossible place to reach.

Matt: I can get you up there real fast.

DK: How?

Matt: (Pulls out an AK) Run bitch!

(DK scrambles up the wall so fast there is a trail of smoke after him. He reached the top in twelve seconds flat)

DK: Stingy! STINGY!

Stingy: Over here.

(DK releases Stingy)

DK: I'm so happy to see you!

Stingy: Yeah. Um… DK. I don't know how to say this. But I… uh…ate some food of yours.

DK: What was it?

Stingy: I stole your mints and bananas and ate all of them.

DK: Oh…that is alright let's have a look at this view ay?

Stingy: Yeah!

(DK and Stingy walk over to the edge of the cliff. DK then throws Stingy off the edge.)

DK: THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO EAT ALL MY FOOD! YOU FOOL!

Matt: WOW! I'm impressed!

DK: Yeah. Can I borrow your Napalm. Just in case he is alive?

Matt: Sure!

(DK drops the Napalm. The jungle is in flames)

Matt: C'mon. The boss is next.

Well. Enough till the next chapter. The boss fight is the next chapter. Cheers and R&R!