Tenchi Survivor: Bonus Material

Jose Philipe Mendola

Tenchi Survivor Teaser Trailer 2

Authors rant: The truth is, I'm a busy person. ½ of you don't care why I'm busy. Look, I'm a cop. Lay off.

(A Single hand is seen holding the hilt of a sword. It is blue and gold fabric on the hilt, a carved steel hand guard rests just below the blade. The hand is pointed down, camera slowly rotating around it. Traditional Japanese instruments are heard. A voice over is heard.)

'An island in turmoil. A group of people searching for legend. A land run by warriors and assassins. A time when a godsend is needed. A Time that only one man can be looked to. A Hero.'

The picture is pulled back and Jose is seen, standing victorious over an impaled watermelon.

'Feel my wrath.' Jose says.

(The Tenchi Survivor logo is seen, complete with traditional music again. Continuing the voiceover,)

'This summer, a true hero joins the reality show circuit. Jose.'

'Sweet f(beep)ng deal. 'Hero.'"

'Well, kinda.'

'This summer. Don't miss it.'