Chapter 2

Again I will not tell you anything about this chapter as well it will spoil it.

Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter

(GSAS home base 12 days after the London incident)

Snake kept pounding is punching bag, 'Why do I care what happens to that girl,' he thought, 'I mean it's not as if I care what happens to her,' 'Ah but you do care Snake, you may be able to hide you concerns from your friends but me that's a different matter,' Snake's sub conscious argued back, 'You are worried that she, like you, will go after the leader of those jerks and kill them,' his mind once again thought, 'Well,' Snake argued back, 'That's one less terrorist cell I will have to worry about,' 'You just don't get it,' his mind argued back yet again, 'You're probably the only one who can help her yet you'll…' the mind never got chance to finish, 'I new there was a reason why I ignored you,' snake thought finally getting the last word.

"Snake what you doing," asked Sol Snake.

"Thinking," Snake replied.

"Oh, did it hurt," Sol snake asked teasingly.

"Hell yeah, I'm dumb remember," Snake said while making a stupid face, "Anyway why are you here?" Snake inquired.

"That girl," Sol Snake said, "Well can't we train her, you know let her take revenge on those sons of a bitch, like you did?"

"So," Snake said, "In other words you want me to bring her here just for you and vamp to try to get her to go out with you," Snake said, "No I will not bring her here and that's final," Snake said seeing the look on Sol Snake's face. Snake then walked out of the room.

"General Snake you are wanted for a phone call, I repeat General snake you are wanted for a phone call," a voice said over the loud speaker. Snake ran to the reception, "In your office sir," Snake walked into his room, the walls were littered with certificates and medals, also pictures of different planes. What you could see of the wall was painted in black.

"General Snake here," Snake said into the phone.

"Snake, It's Dumbledore here, I think it's about time you came back to Hogwarts," Dumbledore said, "Not as a pupils tough, more of our DADA teacher, you were after all the one who graduated herewith some of the highest marks we have seen," Snake thought about it.

"Well ok," Snake said, "But if the pupils piss me off I will end up harming them,"

"Yes, I new you would say that," Replied Dumbledore, "that is they you can also teach them Martial Arts and well let's just say it was an accident,"

"Doesn't sound like you but fine, when do I have to be there?" Snake once again asked.

"Tomorrow, I judge your transportation beams will be able to get you to Hogwarts," Dumbledore asked.

"Yes, and yes I'll train that Harry Potter kid like you've been begging me to," Snake said, "Know bye and see you tomorrow."

(Hogwarts next day)

"Snake, next time I give you the idea to make Lord Volde, what's his name again," Vamp asked while running for his life.

"Voldemort and next time shot me before I do," Snake shouted dodging an Avada Kavada.

"Will do," Sol Snake said while running to.

"Wait a moment I'm the devil," said Snake, he spun around and began slicing old Voldie in to little pieces first he sliced him in half, intestine spewed all over the place, then he sliced him down the middle, you could see the inside of his brain, "Hologram off," Snake commanded and the light beam stop while Voldie disappeared.

"Ah, Snake I see you are training," Dumbledore said, "That's just what Harry needs, a good old fashion training,"

"Yeah, lets get up to the castle," Snake said, "Guys hold the fort down," and with that snake and Dumbledore walked up to the great hall.

(In Great hall)

"Welcome everyone to a new year at Hogwarts; I trust you're rested and ready for a new term at Hogwarts," Dumbledore said, "And with no delay Hagrid bring in the first year students," The massive great hall doors opened to revel a half giant and new students, Some exited others nervous, they got sorted into their houses most very unfortunately to Slytherin, "I would also like to introduce our new DADA teacher, Mr Snake,"

"Is that him, he looks as if he's my age," Draco Malfoy laughed, "I mean I would have taught if you'd have asked," He said still laughing, "Well with a surname like that at least he was a Slytherin,"

"Actually I was a Gryffindor," Replied Snake, "And the truth is I'm stuck looking like, this, nah only joking but still I can do all the stuff a teacher can do." He carried on, "So don't annoy me,"

"That's were I know him from Hermione whispered to Harry and Ron, "He's the one who saved me when I was in trouble with the terrorists,"

"Excuse me but are you the person who saved Hermione from trouble 13 days ago?" Ron asked with his big mouth.

"Yes he did," replied Dumbledore, "Know of to bed you have lessons tomorrow,"

With that the moaning students left. Once in their dormitory the girls asked Hermione what was it like being so close t the sexy new teacher whom they could date, but Hermione didn't reply she fell a sleep only to have nightmares about her parents again.

(Next Day)

"DADA, first cool," said Harry wonder what he'll be like as a teacher," Harry said, "Well lets get going to our lesson," Harry demanded excitedly. Hermione was going to ask Prof Snake to teach her how to fight, to kill so she could get revenge for her parents.

"Hey mud blood," Malfoy's voice sneered, "How about I do you the honour of letting you take me on a date?" Malfoy asked/demanded.

"Sorry I don't date Snake's I think their slimy just like you," Hermione said with some wit.

Malfoy said the full body paralysis spell and started to fell Hermione up, 'just like when I was a hostage,' Hermione thought. Neither Harry nor Ron could get to her as they were blocked by the two rocks.

"Let her go," Demanded Prof Snake, "Let her go now!" you couldn't tell what he was thinking.

"Make me." Malfoy said not caring.

"Thought you'd never ask," with that he broke the rocks arms and legs as well as their noses and castrated them so badly their balls were touching their brains, Malfoy was kick so hard against the wall he went through it and was raged about when Snake was done all of

Malfoy's bones were broke and all that happened within 4 seconds. "Detention all there of you and 100 hose points taken off each of you," Snake said obliviously furious, "And if Prof Snape takes any house points un farley off Gryffindor another 200 will come of Slytherin," the med witch came down in seconds and fixed them up, "Get in and prepare for one hell of a lesson!" Shouted Snake.

It may be bad but I thought it was good once again plz give constructive criticism Snakeeater 3