Kitty: This is based some book… The Flying Hokey Stick.
Poky: Mew. Hi!
Kitty: This is me cat. He scares me.
Disclamer: I don' own Shaman King, but Poky says he'll give me any anime or manga I want when he takes over the world.
Miseries voice: So you begin your tale with a young boy named Boro Boro.
Horo Horo: ()Randomly appears() ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ()sleeping()
Miseries voice: Boro Boro always wanted to fly, so one day he taped an umbrella, a hokey stick and a fan together.
Horo Horo: ()wakes up() IT'S HORO HORO! NOT BORO BORO! That name makes me sound boring…
Miseries voice: Taped an umbrella, a hokey stick and a fan together.
Horo Horo: Okay. ()tapes fan umbrella, a hokey stick and a fan together()
Miseries voice: Boro Boro is so happy that he jumps on the flying thingy and flies around the world.
Horo Horo: i()n winy voice() Do I have to?
Miseries voice: YES! NOW ACT HAPPY!
Horo Horo: What 's your name?
Miseries voice: Pilica.
Horo Horo: Really?
Miseries voice: No.
Horo Horo: X-x ()jump on fly thingy() I'm….. So…….. Happy?
Miseries voice: Soon Boro Boro comes to a burning building. He sees a boy crying for help.
Ren: ()appears in burning building () Why am I in a burning building? Is that smoke I smell? MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! HELP ME!
Horo Horo: I should help him…
Ren: ()running around in useless circles()
Horo Horo: I'll help him….. Yo! Ren hop on!
Ren: Okay!
Ren's hair: I'm still on fire… T.T
Miseries voice: ()dumps water on Ren's hair() Happy?
Ren's hair: Yes!
Ren: No……..XD
Miseries voice: Why not?
Ren: I'm wet. Need I say more?
Miseries voice: BE HAPPY!
Ren: 0o Yes sir.
Miseries voice: Now Boro Boro and Ben were flying along. They soon came to the sea, were they see two girls on a peace of wood.
Ren: MY NAME IS REN! R-E-N!
Wood: ()appears in water()
Jun & Pilica: () appear on wood()
Ren & Horo Horo: I'll save you sis! ()jump in water() I can't swim! ()drown()
Jun & Pilica: ()roll eyes() The water is only two feet deep.
Ren & Horo Horo: I know that!
Miseries voice: Boro Boro, Ben, Bun and Bilica all jump on the flying thingy and keeping on fly.
Jun: MY NAME IS JUN! J-U-N!
Pilica: I'M PILICA! P-I-L-I-C-A! Do you like the letter B?
Miseries voice: No. Why?
Jun, Pilica, Ren & Horo Horo: -.-
Miseries voice: Anyhoo-
Ren: Anyhoo? Who says that any more?
Horo Horo: Dude. You just did..
Ren: x.x THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Miseries voice: Boro Boro, Ben, Bun and Bilica all ride the flying thingy and soon come to an island. Were they see two boys being chased by loins.
X-laws: ()dressed in loin outfits()
Lyserg: I'm not happy. XD
Miseries voice: ()to X-laws() CHASE THOSE BOYS! ()points Hao & Yoh()
Pilica: How can a miseries voice point when it's only a voice?
X-laws: ()start to chase Yoh & Hao() KILL HAO! KILL HAO!
Yoh & Hao: ()Scream like little girls and run away() AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP US!
Every one but Hao, Miseries voice & Yoh: -.-
Jeanne: Do you have to kill Yoh?
Miseries voice: No. Ya'll just need to chase him. And don't kill Hao. Then Boro Boro and the gang will save them.
Lyserg: Ya'll?
Miseries voice: THE AUTHOR MADE ME DO IT!
Author: SSSSHHH! Don't tell any one I love that word!
Miseries voice: I thought you love the word random.
Every one but Miseries voice & Author:………. ()stears()
Author: I love say' in 'Hey Ya'll!' But Random is my favorite word. AND ALWAYS HAVE IT IN CAPS!
Miseries voice: Yes mam!
Every one but Miseries voice & Author:………. ()smirks()
Author: Good. Now get back to the fic!
Miseries voice: Yes.
Hao: She's your boss? You have to do what she says?
Miseries voice: T.T Yes. T.T
Author: BACK TO THE FIC!
Jeanie: But… Do you have to?
Miseries voice: Yes.
X-Laws: Fine. ()chase Hao and Yoh()
Jeanne: I'm fine killing Hao, but not Yoh!
Yoh: Yah!
Hao: T.T Poo!
Miseries voice: While the loins where chasing the good twin and the bad twin, our hero, Boro Boro, saw them and flew to help.
Horo Horo: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pilica: WAKE UP! YOH NEEDS OUR HELP!
Hao: What about me? T.T No one loves me! I feel unloved!
Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU!
Hao: I fell loved now!
Horo Horo: ()wakes up() What? ()sees Yoh() I'll save you Yoh! ()jumps off hokey stick()
Miseries voice: ()slaps head() You where suppose to fly down there.
Horo Horo: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER! ()drowning() Help?
Ren: Leave him there
Miseries voice: ()picks up Horo Horo and puts him on hokey stick() NOW BE A GOOD BOY, BORO BORO AND DO IT RIGHT!
Horo Horo: ()Flies and puts Yoh on hokey stick()
Hao: T.T What about me? I CAN'T FEEL THE LOVE POEPLE!
Yoh: ()pulls Hao up on hokey stick()
Hao: I can feel the love now poeple
Miseries voice: They all fly home and every one lives happy ever after eating Poky and drinking green tea in a hot tub with their P.J's on. Good bye!
Author: That's not a real ending. TELL A GOOD ENDING FOR MY FIC! NOW!
Miseries voice: Fine! ()pouts() Jun and Ren pulled the X-laws up onto the hokey stick.
Jun and Ren: ()pull the X-laws up onto the hokey stick()
X-laws:
Jeanne: Thank you so much!
Lyserg: ()sitting on Hao() I hope this kills him!
Author: NO TALKING BOUT DEATH IN ME FIC!
Lyserg: ()pouts() Fine. I'm hurting Hao!
Hao: ()glares()
Lyserg: ()glares back()
Miseries voice: They all flew back to Ren and Jun's house. Every one became friends. Even the X-laws and Hao.
Lyserg, Hao and Jeanne: ()smiling and holding hands()
Miseries voice: Until Anna found Yoh.
Anna: YOH!
Every one: ()runs and hides from Anna's wrath()
Yoh: Hi Anna. What some Coke?
Anna: Okay!
Every one: ()comes back out()
Miseries voice: And every one stayed at Jun's and Ren's drinking Coke. The end.
Author: Much better!
Kitty: Well, hope ya'll like it!
Poky:… Yah… This is stupid.
Kitty: Shut up.
