A/N: This is just a one-shot of Cartman praying for Kyle. It's not very long, but I wanted to write it anyway. With that being said, enjoy the fic!
Dear God,
As Kyle's head hits the sheet
I pray Mel Gibson his soul to keep.
Even though he's a stupid Jew
He is also my friend too.
His brother is cool. He can come to heaven if he wants
Canadians kick ass. I like them a lot.
You can, however, send his mom to Hell
Cuz she's a bitch who should be dropped in a well.
So when the Apocolypse finally comes
And Kyle's fear makes him go numb
Tell him it's okay that he's a stupid Jew
And let him walk into heaven beside you.
But right before he walks inside and causes a fuss
Tell him to give Eric Cartman twenty bucks.
Amen.
A/N: It is done! I hoped you liked it. Dude, that really was short. Eh, whatever. Review please!
