A/N: This is just a one-shot of Cartman praying for Kyle. It's not very long, but I wanted to write it anyway. With that being said, enjoy the fic!


Dear God,

As Kyle's head hits the sheet

I pray Mel Gibson his soul to keep.

Even though he's a stupid Jew

He is also my friend too.

His brother is cool. He can come to heaven if he wants

Canadians kick ass. I like them a lot.

You can, however, send his mom to Hell

Cuz she's a bitch who should be dropped in a well.

So when the Apocolypse finally comes

And Kyle's fear makes him go numb

Tell him it's okay that he's a stupid Jew

And let him walk into heaven beside you.

But right before he walks inside and causes a fuss

Tell him to give Eric Cartman twenty bucks.

Amen.


A/N: It is done! I hoped you liked it. Dude, that really was short. Eh, whatever. Review please!