Pointless Noize: Since I got so many lovely reviews for this thing, I've decided to continue it. So here's Stan, and his prayer. Enjoy.
Dear God,
A lot of weird stuff has happened this week,
Even weirder than that time with the gnomes and Tweek.
Paris Hilton came to town and almost bought Butters,
But instead she got shoved up Mr. Slave's ass; the image still makes me shudder.
Christmas came and went, along with it a story,
Of a bunch of satanic animals that Cartman told in glory.
Most likely because in it Kyle died of Aids,
All alone in a hospital on Christmas day.
We had school elections,
Douche versus turd.
Personally, I found the whole thing absurd.
And that's about all that happened as of now,
Oh yeah, and Kenny was killed by a stray snowplow.
Amen.
That was fun to write. Review, and I'll update as soon as I think of someone else to do a prayer about. Bye!
