Pointless Noize: This prayer/poem won't make a whole lot of sense unless you've seen the new South Park episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina". If you haven't seen it, Mr. Garrison gets a sex-change, and Mr. Slave leaves him, because Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas. Just wanted to tell you that…Oh, and there's a Simpson reference. Can you find it?


Dear God,

An amazing thing has happened this week,

I got a sex change; isn't that sweet?

One bad thing came from it, though,

Someone I loved happened to go.

Poor Mr. Slave was shocked and quite sad,

He acted like I did something really bad.

Please make him understand that I'm happier now,

And tell him to not have a cow!

Make him remember the good times we had,

And make him forgive me for getting him mad.

That's all I have to ask for from you,

Oh, and please get rid of Eric Cartman.

That would be good, too.