Pointless Noize: This prayer/poem won't make a whole lot of sense unless you've seen the new South Park episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina". If you haven't seen it, Mr. Garrison gets a sex-change, and Mr. Slave leaves him, because Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas. Just wanted to tell you that…Oh, and there's a Simpson reference. Can you find it?
Dear God,
An amazing thing has happened this week,
I got a sex change; isn't that sweet?
One bad thing came from it, though,
Someone I loved happened to go.
Poor Mr. Slave was shocked and quite sad,
He acted like I did something really bad.
Please make him understand that I'm happier now,
And tell him to not have a cow!
Make him remember the good times we had,
And make him forgive me for getting him mad.
That's all I have to ask for from you,
Oh, and please get rid of Eric Cartman.
That would be good, too.
