Are you ready for the next chapter of this Deadly King worthy story? I made a joke get see the title is The King of the Dead and its deadly and …..
Tiny Boomerang: If you have to explain it its not funny and no one gets it.
Me: Fine ruin my moment
Tiny Boomerang: That's my job
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Prove it
Tiny Boomerang: It says so in my job description
Me: You don't have a job description
Tiny Boomerang: Do to see *pulls out very thick packet* let's see page one thousand five hundred and three *flips to said page* see there *points to a paragraph*
Me: So it does oh good
Tiny Boomerang: Oh well
Me: What?
Tiny Boomerang: You said oh good its oh well
Me: What is another job correcting my grammar?
Tiny Boomerang: Yep
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Is not
Tiny Boomerang: Is too
Me: Prove it
Tiny Boomerang: *pulls out job description packet*
*both lean over packet flipping a page every so often*
Toma: Mommy I wanna find out if I die
Akane: Be patient honey
Ranma: Sorry if this was late for you but you can only complain if you didn't take this long on you're last update and for those of you who hasn't written any fanfic and posted you can't insult me or complain cuz you don't know what its like if you would like to flame Lost Darkness she invites it because all it does is tell her that you're a spineless person with no life or self esteem and she will tell everyone this if you do flame her so go ahead and try now on to the story. All legal obsessed people look for the disclaimer at the bottom.
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Last Time:
"Akane I'm taking your kids on the big Ferris wheel okay?" Dr. Tofu said
"Okay I'll stay here with Kasumi."
"HI MOMMY!" Sakura called as the gondola they were riding went up.
It stopped at the top and started rocking, and then it started rocking more and more. Toma leaned out "HI MOMMY!" he yelled. Akane waved a little more afraid of the gondola's swinging. All of the sudden Toma fell out.
This Time:
"TOMA!" Akane yelled as her little boy fell. Dr. Tofu reached out to grab him but missed. Ranma took action immediately and floated himself up to the screaming boy and held him in he arms, it didn't stop the boy immediately but it slowed him to where he gently drifting down still in Ranma's ghostly arms. Toma started to laugh as it was fun to float down into his worried mother's arms.
"Toma are you okay?" Akane asked frantically. "Toma?"
"Fun fun" Toma said "Do again"
Akane hugged her son almost to death. Dr. Tofu came running up followed by Sakura and Akina.
"Are you okay Toma?" Akina asked the little toddler she knew as her brother.
Dr. Tofu instead asked Akane, "Is he okay?"
Akane smiled at their worry, "He's fine he thought it was fun."
Dr. Tofu looked up at the Ferris Wheel and mumbled some incoherent things and looked at where Akane was standing.
"What's the matter dear?" Kasumi asked her husband.
"Its not logical." Dr. Tofu said looking at his wife.
"What's not dear?" his wife asked
"How can he have fallen all that way at that speed and not only be uninjured but he like it. Honey I saw that boy fall it wasn't exactly slowly." Dr. Tofu said his voice rising with anxiety.
"You saw him fall out dear." Kasumi calmly replied.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Dr. Tofu asked
"From down here it looked almost as if he was floating down."
"But that's not possible."
"Why don't we just go home the babysitter will wonder why we're twenty minutes late."
"Okay."
Akane smiled, "Kids why don't we do that also let's go find your father and go home."
All of her kids nodded. "Ice cream ice cream!" Toma chanted
"Now that's my kind of thinking." Sakura agreed
Akane laughed and they all walked off.
Ranma stared at his ghostly hands. How had he done that? For all he knew he would just pass through things not float them down from some odd feet. He went to his grave his favorite thinking spot and sat in the tree above his grave. Sat nots the word I guess more like hovered over a branch. All of the sudden out of no where a girl around 15 years old popped right in front of him. She had black hair with bright red stripes and big emerald green eyes (my fanfiction self (don't actually look like that and I'm 14 and ½ but hey I'm an authoress)).
"Hiya!" She said in a childish voice.
Ranma looked at her, she wore a short black skirt a sleeveless red shirt and a black leather jacket. "What do you want? Who are you?"
"I am the Grim Reaper!" She exclaimed excitedly
"You don't look like one." Ranma said raising one eyebrow.
"My dad retired too early and I had to take over cuz my brother was too shy to do it so I got stuck with it."
"Ah" Ranma said, "Why are you here? Come to take me to heaven?"
"Actually the other place." She answered.
Ranma's eye grew wide.
"Gotch ya!" She exclaimed and burst out laughing like a little girl. (I got you guys to come on admit it I had you going for a second.) She abruptly stopped laughing "Any way you saved a life of a person."
"Was that bad?" Ranma asked skeptically.
"No it was good!" She said, "Look, you don't remember how you died right?" she continued with a nod from Ranma. " Okay I'll show but I can't be here."
"Why not?"
"Long story but if you need any thing from me just say 'The angelic devil" and I'll be here in a flash."
Ranma raised an eyebrow.
"Don't look at me I didn't make it up." She smile, "Gotta go." With that she popped out of thin air.
"Okay so when do I get to see?" Ranma asked himself. He wait for about ten minute is silence. Then he sighed "What a piece of . . . ."
His eyes grew distant and he knew he was going to see. He was going to find out how he died. HE was going to find out how he was defeated.
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Well now that me and my boomerang have settled our differences
Tiny Boomerang: No we havenn'ttttttt *flies off into the distance*
Me: Oh My I wonder who could've done that? *hides mallet behind back* Any way to the reviewers:
elven dragonlord: My faithful reviewer at least I hope so, thank you for reviewing and well if you don't review this chapter all I can say is I know where you live.
animeDust: My other faithful reviewer you guess good and um thank you for reviewing *hugs til it gets awkward* *crickets chirp* opps sorry anyway thanks
Ranko1: I don't know what to say you reviewed my fic *tears form in eyes* thank you
Now for all you other lazy reviewers with no spine come on bring it on I can take anything you've got
Tiny Boomerang: Oh really
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The monster from Loc Ness!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Ranma and Crew: *waves goodbye*
Ranma: Pray for us *looks nervously at Lost Darkness and Tiny Boomerang*
