Disclaimer: Must I say?...... I do not own DBZ...There you happy?!?
A/N: It feels good to be back on planet Earth!!! Getting abducted by aliens is no fun, believe me! No seriously, I'ts good to be back. Sooooooo sorry for the late update...But I was busy over the summer and I wasn't able to get on the computer when I got back home.
Italics are thoughts
Because of you...
Chapter 3: Ima sue!
Marron looked at Bulma. Then in a flash, she quickly ran over to her and gave her a hug that nearly killed her. Bulma's face suddenly turned purple and she could hardly breathe. Marron may not have much functioning upstairs in the intelligence department but she packs a whole load of memory chips! She could remember people and events that happened even as old as the day of her birth!
"Hello, old lady!"
"W-what did you say?!? I am not old!"
Bulma flushed a fiery red color and crossed her arms.
"Whatever, you say old lady."
"Stop calling me that! I am NOT old!"
Marron started to chuckle while talking at the same time.
"Of course you're old, silly! That's why you're so grouchy, you mean, old, grouchy-"
"How dare you say that about me?!? Number one, I am being 'mean' because you are a pain in the ass! Second I'm not grouchy I'ts called being serious and not goofing off like you! Oh yeah and one more thing, I AM NOT OLD!"
Marron just giggled which made Bulma irratibly angrier, if possible. Bulma just couldn't take it anymore. She started to yell at her and insult her. Bulma's hands were balled up into fists and her arms rested at her side.
"What the hell is so damn funny?!? Are you fing mental?!?"
"Oooooh, someone needs a little time out today. You've been a little naughty!" She started to wave her index finger at Bulma as in 'correcting' her.
"What?!? Oh, I'll give you a time out alright!"
Bulma went to go hit Marron when she was held back by Vegeta, who was previously laughing in the corner.
"HEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!! LET GO OF ME!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BEAT HER STUPID $$!"
Marron stuck out her tongue.
"Ha-ha! You missed me!"
After a while Vegeta let Bulma go after he felt that she was calm...Big mistake! They started to argue again and Bulma ended up bitch-slapping Marron, which caused her to get a nose bleed. Marron, being spoiled, got a tantrum and started swinging uncontrollably at Bulma. Bulma had fallen to the floor, she was so angry that she got up and pulled Marron's long tresses of hair and slammed her head into the floor and stomped on her continuosly until Vegeta once again pulled her out.. She started to kick and scream so Vegeta would let her go, but this time he knew better...
After the fight Marron ended up with a whole bunch of bruises, scars, lumps and a bald spot while Bulma had a long scratch going down her face and a black eye.
Marron's parents stood in front of the two females with their arms crossed and their eyebrows meeting in between the middle. Mrs. Kurachi started to walk towards them first.
All of a sudden marron started to laugh again for no apparent reason. Mrs. Kurachi turned around at her daughter faster than a whip and gave her a death glare that could have even turned Medusa into stone. It was so intimidating that her husband had decided to leave the room.
"You've picked the wrong time to have a sense of humor! Now is not the time for your foolishness! And as a matter of fact that's not all I'm gonna tell you, I have more I wanna say to you that I have been waiting to tell you all these years! And I think it should be in your best interest to take heave in my words, it will do you some good, and for the rest of us too! I don't even know how Vegeta can stand such a childish person such as you! It's time for you to wake up and smell the roses! You are no longer the 5 year old child you used to be."
The more elderly woman gave the longest lecture in history, which bored Bulma so much that she ended up snoozing off on the couch.
" And as a matter of- "
Mrs. Kurachi turned her wrinkled face to a blue-haired figure breathing faintly on a piece of furniture. The bundle of flesh and bones arose from i'ts position to stare up at another familiar being with a long furrowed line running down the center of it's face.
"Aaaah!"
Bulma's eyes came back down to normal when she noticed it was only Marron's mother.
" Oh, sorry I had mistaken you with the horrible beast I was dreaming about."
The woman just stares at her.
" Whew- But thank god you aren't!"
Mrs. Kurachi's glare slowly turns into a scowl, and Bulma blushes and grins apolagetically.
" heh-heh...Oh I couldn't help doozing off but, it's just your speech was driving me insane! How much faster can I reach boredom, really? Plus I really wasn't in the mood to hear all that bull$ht. "
Bulma says this while sitting crosslegged and chewing on a buscuit she found on the stand next to her.
" But you can proceed if you'd like. I'm well aware now. "
" I rather not "
Mrs. K gets up to head to the bathroom. She slams the door and locks it. Soon after you can hear an ear-recking screech in which everyone has to cover their ears to. She is so frustrated she ends up pulling her hair and thrashing the bathroom about.
Downstairs everyone stares at Bulma.
" What?!? Is it my fault the woman has suddenly decided to go crazy? "
No one answers.
" Well, I'm gonna go get me some chow i'm hungry! "
Bulma grabs her bag and puts on her sneakers and leaves.
She leaves behind an eery silence, atleast untill Vegeta breaks it.
" I don't think there's anyone crazier..."
Suddenly, Mrs. K comes downstairs panting, eyes wide, hair wet and a U.R.O.(Unidentifyed random object) in her right hand.
" Wait, I take that back..."
At a japanese all you can eat buffet
(Japanese to English translations at bottom)
Bulma entered the facility with queer calmness and tranquility.
" Konnichi wa "
" Konnichi wa, anata wa Brief-san desu ka? "
The japanese waiter seemed puzzled that the famous bulma briefs would be in town. bulma just blushed and smiled a weak smile hoping that no one else would see her or hear him.
" Hai, watashi wa bulma briefs desu. "
The waiter smiled this time and couldn't help but to leap from excitement.
" Chooto maate brief-san wa ka? "
" Hai. "
He quickly ran over to where the rest of the employees were and started shouting,
" Hito miru, buruma-chan wa koko desu! "
A crowd of people followed the waiter to where the 'celebirty' was. most were holding a small notepad and a writing utensil or a poster. there was this especially fat woman (i have nothin' against obese people) in the front that kept buggin' the crap out of Bulma.
" Buruma-chan wa ka?!?? Buruma-chan wa desu! Buruma chan wa desu! "
The woman shoved everyone out of the way and injured people as she passed through.
Bulma felt too crowded and couldn't take it no longer than a second. she started shoving herself untill she got away and ran to her car. It was chaos! she came outside just to be followed by an angry mob. It was diffficult for her to get away with the people trying to grab her. When she finally succeded in getting inside the car she slammed the door as quickly as she could. The people still wouldn't give up, they started banging on the windows, the door and everything else they could get a hold of. There was this one person crawling on the windshield screaming,
" Aishteruyo! Aishteruyo! "
His face seemed to be smeared on the windshield, bulma was terrified!
" Holy sht! these people are fcking crazy!!!"
She jammed the key into the ignition and switched the gear. She was in such a hurry she backed up and ran over the fat lady. (tee-hee! couldn't ressist..)
" Oh my god! "
Bulma put her hand to her mouth and almost laughed when she heard the woman yell out,
" Ima sue! Ima sue! "
I thought she didn't know english...Oh well...
Bulma sped away as fast as she could so they wouldn't press charges...(yeah that'll work)
At the house 3hrs later
Everyone was lost in boredom sitting in the living room. Vegeta was so bored he started flicking marron's ear as she slept.
I wonder when this crazy onna is going to show up....
Suddenly, Bulma enters the house in a flash and stares at Vegeta almost laughing at his wide-eyed face.
" Well, that was pretty quick, you're usually here at 2am, you're 41/2hrs early...." He looked at his watch, "Did they get tired of your obnoxious behavior and decided for you to leave? Or did you get fed up at something stupid you did and left yourself? " Vegeta smirked his usual smirk at the delight of pissing Bulma off.
" No! I left.....Because,...Because the fans where driving me crazy asking me for autographs because they love me!!! "
She said annoyed telling half-truth.
Bulma crossed her arms and turned around. Vegeta just stared at Bulma with a look of confusion. He had one of his eyebrows up as if saying, ' you have got to be kidding me '.
" Sure...I know you better than that, you wouldn't be here that fast just because the fans were drivin you nuts. There has to be more. Tell woman. "
" There's nothing to tel-IwasbackingupreallyfastandIranoverthisfatladywhowasthreatingtosue! "
" I knew it... "
Vegeta giggled faintly.
" I'ts not funny! What do you propose I do now? I can't go to a hotel....I'll have to use my credit card and surely enough that crazy woman will be able to track me down...."
Vegeta kept his infamous smirk and crossed his arms. (He is so cute!)
" Whose the crazy woman; the one who got crashed and wants justice, or the one who crashed her? "
Bulma's face was flushed and she didn't have anything else to say. She was so deep in embarrassment, she ended up storming out of the room. She had her arms to her side balled up into fists. She slowly stomped her way to the kitchen and sat at the table.
Vegeta was pleased with the thought of having victory over his old time friend in which he was never able to beat. He laughed maliciously, then quietly crept up to where Bulma was sitting and picked up her hair and gently pulled it to the side, to whisper to her,
" You're always welcome to stay....."
Vegeta's gentle voice and touch sent chills up and down her spine, which made her hairs stand up. She stayed still almost paralyzed, for a queer second. When she turned around to answer him, he was gone.
" Ok?....."
She looked around, but not a trace of him was seen....
Bulma was tired so she decided to get some covers from the closet and knocked out in the closest guest room, But little did she know that someone had crept out of their dorm and was now watching as she gracefully slept...
A/N: Sorry for it being so short and crappy.. but I was having some serious writer's block...Now it is much easier for me to proceed on with the story. I have so many ideas for the next chapter, but I don't know which one to rest on. BTW, please excuse me for any mistakes in the japanese diologue area, I am not very good in that category....
Japanese to English translation
Konnichi wa- hello good afternoon
Konnichi wa, anata wa Brief-san desu ka?- Are you ms. briefs?
Hai, watashi wa bulma briefs desu.- Yes, I am Bulma Briefs.
Chooto maate brief-san wa ka?- Ms. Briefs can you wait for a moment?
Hai- Yes
Hito miru, buruma-chan wa koko desu!- People look Bulma is here!
Buruma-chan wa ka?!?? Buruma-chan wa desu! Buruma chan wa desu!- Bulma? I'ts bulma! I'ts Bulma!
Aishteruyo! Aishteruyo!- I love you! I love you!
