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"Chichi! Was that it? Goku's spaceship, it was something. We have to get out of town…..NOW! Don't worry about Gohan hunny, he'll be alright but lets go already. I wouldn't like to be here when Goku comes round, which he'll probably do pretty soon, since he's back on earth." He said looking around, just incase Goku could hear him.
"No, I couldn't do that, especially to Goku," sighed Chichi. " He deserves to know the truth. And well we'll leave after that, you can wait until after I've told him before showing yourself. We can go somewhere warm, there's nothing left for us around here anymore…not now my sons hate me." Chichi sobbed sadly, before taking Medon in her arms and walking off.
"Come on Kakkarot, let's go for a little walk." Vegeta said, the only reason that Goku agreed was because Vegeta was trying to be nice. They flew off leaving a lot of very stunned people.
"Mum, was dad just being nice to someone other than Bra?" Trunks asked Bulma worriedly
"I think so Trunks, I don't know why but Vegeta was being nice on purpose to a lower class saiyan. I think Vegeta has more of a heart than he lets on, if you all want to stay here while Goku gets mad and then goes to see Chichi and does something really crazy. Then you're all very welcome." Bulma said, she sighed because it was the first time any of them had said Chichi's name in a long time.
Goku and Vegeta flew side by side until they reached the mountains, Vegeta waited until Goku blew a nice hole in the side of the mountain until landing.
"So Goku, there is much that needs to be said, most of it with that woman of yours not with me. I will help you though." Vegeta said softly, before placing his hand on Goku's shoulder.
"Gee, Vegeta thanks. When you put it like that I only have one big problem with all this, and that's the fact that I never did get that married stuff." Goku said sadly. Vegeta slapped him over the back of his head before yelling at him.
"MARRIED IS NOT A TYPE OF FOOD! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNT THAT YET! KAKKAROT YOU BAKA! NO WONDER CHICHI GOT FED UP WITH YOU!"
"Vegeta," Goku began looking extremely worried." What are you saying? Chichi hasn't fed me in a long time…I mean I've been of the planet for 5 years."
"GOKU! I'm warning you now, STOP BEING SUCH A BAKA! YOU BUTTHEAD!" Vegeta started yelling again, before he could stop himself. No calm down, you cant mess-up your trying to be a little bit nicer, because Kakkarot is so stupid he cant understand the simplest thing Vegeta thought to himself before starting again. "Chichi doesn't love you anymore, she has had a son with another man." Vegeta put it as simply as he could and managed to surprise himself by not going into what it would mean if she were a saiyan and was on Planet Vegeta.
"Well that's not so bad is it? I mean its only……SHE DID WHAT?" Goku yelled as he realized what has happened, "But…..was this like…..a on-night thingy like your wi…..like..…umm…..who is he? I'm going to blow him to King Kai!" Goku was furious now. So mad he almost revealed Bulma's party secret to her husband, Kami he needed to be more careful.
"No kakerott, it was not a one-night stand as you so nicely put. Its still going as strong as it ever was. Nice to see you acting more like a saiyan than normal, oh and if I were you…..I'd go see your Wife before she runs off with her amazing boyfriend." Vegeta smirked at him before flying off.
"Wait who is he?" Goku shouted, but either Vegeta didn't hear him, or didn't want to answer his question. Goku shot a ki blast at him and laughed at he screamed like a girl and temporarily fell out of the sky.
"Well now that I've calmed down, id better go see Chichi and the new kid. I suppose" Goku said to himself, before flying off to corner his fearful wife.
Well that was random…awwww Vegeta being nice, now aint that sweet? what will Chichi say? Why did she do it? Find out next time
