Hiya I'm really sorry its taken me so long to update. I dunno if anyone still wants to read it but please do its funny……

DISCLMAER: I don't own dbz at all so don't sue me

"Chichi! I'm back" Hercule shouted, he paused for a minute before realising that Chichi wasn't crying and there was a delicious smell coming from the kitchen, he paused before heading toward it.

"Champy! Your not supposed to be back yet!" Chichi smiled, before bringing a massive batch of cookies out of the oven, " I thought you might like some cookies, so tell me what have you been getting then?" Chichi thrust a steaming mug of coffee into Hercules hand before pushing him into a chair and putting a big plate filled with cookies in front of him. Chichi then sat down, and hummed to herself happily. Hercule looked on gob smacked.

"Umm…well I went to the travel agents to see about some holidays. It's been a while since we had one. Oh and I also bought you this," Hercule took out a box and pushed it to Chichi. Inside was a diamond necklace, Chichi put it on and started crying again, "Oh Hercule, I can't believe you got this for me! You're a darling, but I don't know about holidays yet. Oh, and your wanted a CC soon." Her smile faded, and she went to get some more cookies out the oven.

"Well, nothings to good for me! I'm the champ, which means nothing is to good for you either! So we're going on holiday as soon as we can!" Hercule said smugly.

"I said I don't know about that yet. Give me time to think about it." Chichi said and took the cutlery from the dishwasher (A.N well looks like Chichi is better off now she's with Hercule, she can afford a dishwasher!)

"I want to go on holiday! And anyway I'm the champ so we can afford it," Hercule stood up and chichi moved onto pans. "Not like that overgrown monkey Goku, he couldn't afford a holiday if he saved up for a hundred years! And that's another thing, why are you so happy?" Hercule questioned jealously, "Has Goku been round? Is that why you're so happy? It is isn't…………." Hercule suddenly fell down, knocked unconscious by Chichi's frying pan.

Goten and Trunks were alone (A.N is it possible to be alone with someone?) in Trunks' room, talking when Trunks suddenly remembered what he said to Goten earlier,

"Goten do you remember what I said earlier? About playing for the other team, well Goten look into my eyes," Goten looked at Trunks in surprise, very confused,

"Trunks? What are you doing?" Trunks was moving towards him slowly, He's just trying to scare you Goten, he doesn't mean it. Goten tried to back away from Trunks I know I'll give him a taste of him own medicine

"Goten, come closer please. You don't know how much I need you to know this," Trunks reached for Goten's hand and looked deeply into his eyes and moved his head toward Goten's. But because Trunks was holding his hand, Goten couldn't back away, things looked bad.

"Trunks…" Goten grabbed Trunks other hand. " I do know, you think I don't but I want this as much as you do." Goten said this seriously which scared the hell out of Trunks, Goten then flung himself at Trunks mouth and began kissing him.

Suddenly Bulma walked into the room with a load of washing, saw the two guys rolling around on the floor attached to each other's mouths and walked out again very quickly.

Bulma walked downstairs shocked, Vegeta noticed this but was two busy trying to detach Medon from his ear to say much, finally he managed to say

"Well what is it woman? You look like you've seen a ghost!" Bulma looked at him and said softly, "No, worse…" Just then Trunks and Goten appeared holding hands. They let go and trunks went to go get some drinks, Vegeta noticed the lingering looks that passed between the two.

"Umm…hey Vegeta! Looks like that brat might do you some damage soon." Goten muttered.

"And what exactly is wrong with this brat. I'm just occupying him for a bit, if I didn't want him to do this I wouldn't let him!" Vegeta snarled, suddenly trunks appeared holding two glasses

"Come on Goten," he said softly. Trunks and Goten went outside and lasted three seconds before they cracked up laughing.

"Hey, Goten my mum really freaked out didn't she? I can't think why? I mean if I saw my son and his best mate rolling around on the floor kissing id be pretty...what?" Trunks looked at Goten, "What is it?"

"Your son? Since when do you have a son?" Goten questioned Trunks,

"Uh…I meant when I have a son…" Trunks suddenly flew off and Goten followed him to the park.

"Trunks?" Goten said softly, "Ya know back there? At CC, you were just messing around weren't you? I mean you're not gay are you?" Goten looked very serious

"Yeah, I was just messing around. I didn't expect you to suddenly leap on me like that, were you trying to freak me out?" Trunks laughed, "Coz it sure as hell worked, but it was worth it to see mum's face!"

"Yeah, I was trying to freak you out." Goten said sadly

"So what about you? Your not gay are you?" Trunks asked jokingly

"Uh uh." Goten turned pale and flew off as fast as he could.

Trunks looked shocked at his sudden disappearance and it took him a few seconds to follow him.


Well I don't know what the point of that was, just to scare the heck outta Bulma I guess. I think I'll get the results of who the father is for my next chapter, until then plz review saying whether you think Hercule should be the father or not! - Random n fun so its all good