Take note that I do not own the name Goku, but everyone else is based on people I know, so I guess you could say I own them.
A Series of Totally Random Events
Based on DragonBall Z
Our story begins in the simple town of Mt. Juliet where Goku Thunder is locked in pitched combat with Ben the Mime. Ben had been hunting Goku down ever since Goku ruined his miming career. Ben had just been thrown into Mt. Juliet High School and destroyed it. Ben struggled to his feet and shook a silent fist at Goku and became a Super Mime. His hair became thirty feet long and neon green. Ben tried to attack Goku, but Goku had transformed into Super Goku Thunder! He became fifty feet tall and was able to shoot fireballs from his hands. Goku Thunder used his new fireball attack to catch Ben's hair on fire. Ben ran around screaming "silently" as his hair disappeared. Goku gave a triumphant jump, twirled and then sheathed his sword. But as he watched a now bald Ben the Mime twitching on the ground, he saw a strange ceramic vase at his side. Unknowing of the evil he would unleash, he picked up the vase and dusted it off. Suddenly, out of the vase came Billy, the Magical Hobo!
"I shall now do evil things!" he shouted as he destroyed the nearest thing to him. Goku gasped in horror as he watched Billy destroy the nearest "Piggly Wiggly."
"You will never get away with these evil deeds!" shouted Goku as he began to power up.
"Ah, but I will! As soon as I revive Ben the Mime!" shouted Billy.
Ben suddenly jumped to his feet, holding a bottle of Super Rogaine.
"Gasp!" gasped Goku as Ben applied the Super Rogaine. They waited fifteen minutes for Ben to grow one hair. They waited a grand total of 45 years for Ben's hair to grow back. (Billy's magic prevented them from aging.)
Goku sighed and shot another fireball at Ben, but it bounced off. Ben's hair was now fireproof!
"Gasp!" gasped Goku as Ben pulled out an invisible, mime-like, rocket launcher and fired it at Goku. Goku deflected the missile and it hit Billy. Billy split into many smaller Billys and they began to fuse with Ben, and together they became Benny the Magical Mime/Hobo! With the power of Ben and Billy, Benny went insane and destroyed the local "Kroger."
"I need help," said Goku, "I will call on the power of Justin's Gameboy SP."
Goku pulled out the mechanical device and started to play Zelda. Benny saw Goku playing the game as he destroyed "Café Express." Benny ran up to Goku and stole the Gameboy.
"My power!" Goku yelled as he turned back into Goku Thunder.
"Ha! Now no one can-what the?" said Benny as he was sucked into the portal of darkness that was Zelda. The Gameboy fell to the ground as it depicted an 8-gigabyte image of Benny. Goku retrieved the game and turned off the power-without saving!
At last, Ben and Billy were defeated, but all was not right in the world of Mt. Juliet, an evil man with a dark plot was planning to destroy Goku Thunder!
Join us again next week for another exciting episode of "A Series of Totally Random Events! (Same time, same place)
The End
(Not really)
Well I hope you all enjoyed my first volume of Totally Random Events. There are a total of 6, so I will try to post them as soon as possible. And a reminder, I do not own any of the Nintendo product names, Kroger, Piggly Wiggly, or Café Express, so please do not sue me!
