A Series of Totally Random Events

Goku was supervising the reconstruction of "Piggly Wiggly" while relaxing in a comfy armchair, reading the Beijing Times. It had been months since the evil know as Benny was destroyed via Gameboy SP. But now a new evil was brewing, and many innocent people had fallen victim to his fatness . . .

"I . . . sense a disturbance in the Schwartz," Goku said as he flew around Mt. Juliet.

Goku followed the energy pattern to a section of Mt. Juliet that seemed to be . . . deserted. Goku landed face first on the ground and began to investigate.

"You've finally noticed me," said a fat man in the shadows.

"Gasp!" gasped Goku as a large, fat Mexican stepped into the light.

"I am Anthony Rios! I have come to destroy you, Goku Thunder!" said the Mexican. He was holding a bucket of the Colonel's Original Recipe Chicken that seemed to supply him with his power.

"Fiend!" yelled Goku as he tried to attack Anthony. Goku's fist hit Anthony's gut, but it stuck there, as if Anthony's fatness was trying to consume him.

Goku transformed into Super Goku and used his fireball attack to destroy Anthony's bucket of chicken.

"NOOO! My Power!" shouted Anthony as he let out a huge, deafening belch and fart at the same time.

Anthony began to transform into Debbie, the fattest man alive! In total weight, Debbie was 29.170893 tons.

"I . . . I will consume . . . consume everything!" yelled Debbie as he destroyed and ate McDonald's.

"No!" yelled Goku as he watched, "think about the children!"

"Who cares!" said Debbie as he fully consumed the rest of McDonald's.

"No!" screamed Goku as he tightened up and released a powerful amount of energy, transforming into Super Goku level Z. Super Goku Z pulled out the Gameboy SP and prepared to strike down Debbie.

"Oooooh . . ." said Debbie as he took the Gameboy.

The Gameboy started to consume Debbie with much difficulty. Debbie was finally absorbed into the Gameboy, but as Goku went to turn off the Gameboy, it exploded and Ben the Mime, Billy the Magical Hobo, and Debbie appeared in front of him.

"Wahah! We shall fuse together to make Benny!" said Billy as he and Ben performed the fusion dance. Debbie then grabbed Benny and swallowed him whole; he then became the fattest Magical Mime/Hobo the world has ever seen.

"Super Gasp!" gasped Super Goku Z as he stared at the remnants of Justin's Gameboy that still had 5 down payments.

Debbie had become so powerful; he began to suck the entire city of Mt. Juliet into his fatness. (Including Super Wal-Mart)

Goku's emotions began to reach a fever pitch; Goku became Hyper Goku!

Goku grabbed Debbie by the ankle and began to spin in a circle. Once the speed of his spinning reached mach 83.7, he released his grip on Debbie's ankle and hurled him into outer space.

"Now we have two moons," said Goku as he powered down. The battle was won, but the war not yet over.

Join us again next week for another great episode of A Series of Totally Random Events!

The End

(Again, not really)

Well I'm glad some of you people like my work. It makes me feel very special to know that I am getting some fans other than my best friends. And by the way, only four more volumes left!