A Series of Totally Random Events
Goku was visiting the orphanage dressed as a clown when he discovered a huge power source coming from the south of town. Goku flew to the source to find Brandon Sanford, the other Saiyan, destroying Super Wal-Mart.
"No, that's where I have my 195 inch plasma tv on layaway!" said Goku.
Goku transformed into Super Goku Z and jumped into his old beat-up flying Cadillac. Brandon noticed and he-himself transformed into Super Brandon Z and jumped into his old army jeep, equipped with a rocket launcher, and dared Goku to play air-chicken. Goku accepted this challenge gladly and began to rev his engine.
The two cars raced toward each other, unwilling to stop. When the cars came within five feet of each other, Goku held his hands in front of him and yelled, "Kamehameha!"
A blue beam of energy shot from Goku's hands and destroyed part of his Cadillac and all of Brandon's jeep.
Brandon climbed out of the heap of metal that was his jeep. He picked up a purple feathery hat and placed it upon his head. It seemed to provide him with a power boost, transforming him into Hyper Brandon!
"Ultra Gasp!" gasped Goku as he watched Brandon's beard grow and became able to move on its own free will.
The beard wrapped itself around Goku's neck and lifted him off of the ground, while trying to strangle him.
"I too am a Saiyan," said Brandon, "I guess you could call me your brother."
Goku transformed into Hyper Goku and summoned to his side a shaving kit. Goku tried to shave off the beard, but the razor broke the second it touched the beard.
Goku was tired of this, he started to power up so he could reach his next form: Ultra Hyper Goku Z!
Goku ripped the beard off of his neck and used the same technique that he used on Debbie, except he threw Brandon into a silo full of . . . rum?
"Waiter, check please," said a drunk Brandon stumbling around the silo.
"No, master, please don't!" yelled Brandon as he held his hands to his head, "Raaargh—I see you have been able to defeat one of my elite minions, Brandon."
Brandon seemed to possessed by an evil spirit. Brandon passed out in five seconds due to his drunkenness.
"That was weird," said Goku as he powered down.
Goku felt more large power sources coming from the remnants of Mt. Juliet High School. Goku began to travel there, unbeknownst to him(but knownst to me) but he would be in for many difficult fights, all of which could destroy the planet.
Join us again Next week for another exciting episode of A Series of Totally Random Events!
The End
(When will this end?)
