A Series of Totally Random Events

Now that the ninjas are gone and I have more money, maybe I can finish this fic . . .

Billy's beard picked up Brandon. Brandon Struggled in an attempt to free himself, Brandon used a Kamehameha Wave on Billy, but Billy's magic deflected the blast back at Brandon. Brandon thought he would be defeated when he saw Goku's shaving kit by his side. Billy's magic had no power over razors, so Brandon used the kit to shave off Billy's beard. Billy was left on the ground, shocked that he no longer had a beard. Brandon's beard engulfed and digested Billy, absorbing his magical powers.

"My beard will now absorb Goku Thunder!" Yelled Brandon as he drove to the remnants of the Mt. Juliet High School.

Goku had found a secret door in the remnants of the band room. He walked down a large staircase to a room full of monitors. Goku saw a single chair in front of the monitors, one person was standing next to the chair.

"You've finally discovered the headquarters of all of your enemies," said the person in the chair.

The monitors changed to show all of Goku's fights and his secret techniques(cough Hyper Goku Z cough). Goku was appalled at the thought of being watched in private like this. The person standing next to the chair turned around to reveal her . . . self? It was Rachel Stephens(the Slave Driver)!

"Gasp!" gasped Goku, "Who else to control Ben th Mime, Billy the Magical Hobo, Anthony Rios/Debbie, AND Brandon Sanford!"

Goku then powered up only to Super Goku and prepared to attack.

"You had better keep your position, Goku Thunder," said Rachel, "Or we'll sick him on you!" Goku began walking toward them.

"Fine, then!" said Rachel in a cold voice, "Release him!"

A door hidden in the walls of the building opened to reveal a snarling drooling beast wrapped with a chain and struggling to free itself from the straight-jacket.

"Super-Ultra Gasp!" gasped Goku, "I . . . I . . . it can't . . . be! It's . . . Travis Warren . . . the ungodly, forbidden Man beast!" Rachel then drove the creature insane by saying the unholy words: "YOUR FACE!" Then another door opened to reveal its twin . . . Shane Fowley.

Rachel then used another few words to drive Shane crazy: "YOUR MAMA'S FACE!"

Goku felt crippled. He knew he couldn't take on TWO man beasts. But, when all hope seemed lost, out of the shadows popped . . . Cady Madore the Magical Fairy(Mwah)!

"I've been watching you . . . Goku Thunder," said the mystical being, "I think that I should aid you in this struggle for peace!"

"Who are you?" cried a shocked (and bashful) Goku Thunder. "You're hot!" he barely managed to squeak out.

Cady then used her powers and fought the attacking foes. She used a pair of magical scissors to cut Shane's HAIR! Shane ran out yelping like a cowardly dog. Then Travis attacked, but was soon halted by a swift kick to the groin. He stood there with a stupid look on his face (tears dripping down his cheeks). Cady then gave him the most unpleasant nipple-twist, and hurled Travis to the wall. Travis then limped away, crying like a small school-girl. Cady then dusted off her hands and said, "My work here is done." And with that, she disappeared . . . without a trace.

Goku was confused and dumbfounded at the magical fairy's disappearance, but his confusion was cut short as Brandon Sanford crashed through the roof with his twenty-five foot beard.

"Gasp!" gasped Goku as he prepared to fight to the death.

(Bleep) these budget cuts! I'll have to finish this story next week, if I haven't starved to death by then.

Join us again Next week for another exciting episode of A Series of Totally Random Events!

The End!

(Food . . . need food . . .)