Oinkie the Pig
Chapter 3
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Trunks lay in bed that night, thinking about all the things he could do with Oinkie. He still had to tell Goten the great news about his new pet! Goten was sure to love Oinkie. Goten loved every animal he came across, including the lizards and dragons he often found.
Trunks's eyes started to get drowsy and tired, and soon enough the eight year old fell fast asleep from a hard day's work. His usually hard features on his face were now soft and innocent, like a little angel, and we all know that Trunks certainly isn't an angel, right?
Throughout the house, it was dark and silent. There was faded light in the bathrooms from the safety lights if the lights were ever to go off while you were taking a bath.
Outside, Oinkie was already sleeping in her little shed Bulma and Trunks made her earlier that day. She silently snored, and her cute little piggy face was at ease.
Morning
"Boy! Take care of your thing's scrap!" Vegeta just woke up, and to the smell of a harsh scent coming from only the pig, thanks to his sensitive sense of smell.
"It's not a thing!" Trunks called tiredly as he walked downstairs.
"Take care of your pig's scrap. Better?"
"Thank you."
As Trunks went outside to pick up Oinkie's 'leftovers', he also started to smell the strong aurora. "Eww!" he plugged his nose and started to scoop up the poop in his pig's pen.
"I see you've become one with poop clean-up."
Trunks turned around to see his mother standing in her work cloths with a sweet smile plastered on her lips.
"Goten called. He wanted to know if you could go over to his house." she said plainly.
"Can he come over here to see Oinkie?"
"I don't mind. Just be quiet around the office because I'm doing serious work today."
"You're always doing work!"
"I know, Trunksy. And some day, you'll be taking over for me like the smart little boy you are!" Bulma grinned and went back inside of the house.
"I will not do a woman's work!" Trunks held up a demanding finger and then went back to picking up poop. "I can't do work! I am a Saiyan!"
Oinkie woke from Trunks's yelling, and jogged over to him, snorting in delight.
"Hey, Oinkie. What did you eat last night?" Trunks asked as he finished the last pile.
Oinkie squealed and then started licking the fence.
"Heh, you're like the only person who actually listens to me around here. Dad's always training, and telling me what to do, Mom's working 24/7 and never has time to talk except for dinner, and Grandma and Grandpa are always too busy doing, whatever they do!" Trunks let out a sad sigh and leaned back on his hands, watching Oinkie sniff the ground.
"I'm gonna go ask Goten if he wants to come over, so then he can meet you!" he scurried to his feet, and ran off to the phone inside. He then started dialing and waited for Goten to answer.
"Hello?"
"Is Goten there?"
"Yea, hold on."
A ruffling noise was to be heard and then a small voice came on the phone.
"Hi!"
"Hey Goten, can you come over?"
"Let me ask my mom… MOM! Can I go over to Trunks's house!... Yea. I'll be right over."
"Kay'." The phone clicked and Trunks hung it back on the server. He then ran outside by the front, waiting for his best friend to arrive.
After 8 minutes of waiting, Goten arrived and Trunks smiled.
"Goten! Wait till you see what I got!"
"What did you get?"
"Follow me!"
The two chibis hurried to the back, with Trunks in the lead. They stopped at Oinkie's house and Goten's eyes got all big.
"WOW! You got a pig!?"
Trunks proudly smiled and picked Oinkie up. "Her name's Oinkie. I got her at a farm yesterday."
"Awesome! You're lucky. I can't have a pet!" Goten patted the pig on her head and watched Trunks set her back in her pen. "Hi Oinkie! I'm Goten!"
"Uh, I don't think she can understand you…"
"Of course she can! Can I play with her?"
"Knock yourself out."
Goten jumped into Oinkie's pen and started running around with her.
Trunks also joined in and ran around too. They followed Oinkie where ever she went, and ate when she ate. Basically, they just copied her actions. Oinkie then went over to the mud and started rolling, Goten followed along but Trunks took a second to think of what she was doing, and then also rolled.
"Ha ha ha! Oinkie's funny!" Goten laughed, covering himself with mud.
"I know!" Trunks also laughed, and sat up when he got dizzy enough.
Goten kept rolling, until he was tired from it and then sat on the fence. "Boy, I'm tired Trunks!"
Trunks nodded in agreement and fell off of the fence and into the mud again, looking up at the fiery sun. "Yup."
"Now what?" Goten asked, standing on top of the rail.
"I've been thinking."
"So have I."
"No, I've been thinking about something."
Goten nodded. "So have I."
"No! I've been thinking about something I want to do!"
"So have I."
Trunks sat up and glared at Goten meaninglessly. "Oh and what have you been thinking about?"
"I don't know."
Trunks fell over anime style, and then got back up. "Ok, Goten. I've been thinking about entering Oinkie in a pig show. I saw an add in a newspaper, and it's going to be held in 10 days."
Goten grinned and jumped off the fence, excitement running through his blood. "Really?!" he exclaimed.
"Really! The winner gets 10,000 zeni!"
"WOW! I want to enter, I want to enter!"
"Goten, it's for pigs! And besides, what would you do with 10,000 zeni anyways?"
"Hm…" Goten sat on the grass next to Oinkie, and started to think very hard. He thought, and thought, and thought for almost one hour, and then came up with an answer.
"I would get one million quadrillion pieces of paper!" but then, he noticed his purple haired friend was fast asleep on the ground.
Goten cocked a brow picked up a random stick from no where to poke Trunks.
"Hello? You there?" he poked him continuously. "Wake up sleepy head."
Trunks mumbled something then opened his eyes to see a blurry vision of Goten holding a stick and…
"Do you dare poke moue? Do you dare poke moue?!" he yelled, jumping up to his feet.
Goten shook his head and stepped back in fear. "N-no! I would never poke my royal Prince!" he bowed down and started kissing Trunks's feet.
Trunks sweat dropped. "Hey, don't do that. You'll look like a gay wad."
"What's a gay wad?"
"I think it was some sort of person who likes the same person as them… or was it a different person who likes a different person who doesn't like the opposite gender?"
Goten just stood in silence while Trunks still thought about the definition for 'gay-wad'.
"Anyways! About the pig show… in order for Oinkie to win, we're going to need to train her in 10 days!" The son of Vegeta stood proudly and then pointed a finger towards the sky. "And I will train this pig to be the best pig ever!"
Goten followed along with a noble 'yes' and also pointed a finger towards the sky.
"Let the training… begin!"
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How'd you likey? I know I haven't been updating in a long time, and that's partly my fault. I've been so depressed lately, and I don't feel so well. Staying Here is on hold but I promise to update when ever possible! Please R&R!
