Ch. 2--Train Ride and Pranks
Author—god of all kicking things
Hermione went through the barrier of Platform 9 ¾ and saw many familiar faces. Then she spotted the fiery red head and the unruly black hair, how she despised those too. She also saw Harry staring at some girl with silver blonde hair, he was practically drooling over her. She boarded the train and entered a compartment. She got her CD player and put in Good Charlotte one of her favorite punk rock bands. A few hours later, the girl with silvery blue eyes and silvery blonde hair came in. Hermione could tell that they were a lot alike. The girl was wearing black tank top with net sleeves and some black capris with knee high striped(hot pink and dark orange) socks and pink converse. She had pink and orange (she changed them that morning, they were blue in first chappie) streaks through her hair.
"Hi!" the girl said cheerily.
"Hi," Hermione said, at least now she had someone to talk to. "Are you new? I don't think I've ever seen you before."
"Yes I'm an exchange student, I'm in my sixth year right now, I'm Eva, Eva Black." She said.
"I'm Hermione Granger. You don't happen to be related to Sirius Black, do you?"
"Yeah, he was my uncle. He was kind of... cool." Eva looked sad. "He died about a year ago, he was murdered."
"I know." Hermione felt sorry for her, she could tell that she liked Sirius a lot. Suddenly Draco Malfoy burst through the door.
"Eva, I- Granger!!!!? Eva what are you doing hanging out with a mudblood?" Hermione expected her to sneer and just walk out but instead...
"Oh my god Draco, again?!! The only reason you don't hang out with 'muggles' or 'mudbloods' is because you don't want to get beaten by Lucius," she instantly covered her mouth. He glared fiercely at her.
"Its ok, I won't tell anyone," Hermione muttered.
"Granger, I'd like you to meet my cousin, Eva." Malfoy said through gritted teeth, then he noticed something, "Where's Potty and the Weasel?"
"You mean those idiots? They're probably in a secret compartment snogging," Draco snorted at this.
"So you hate them now." He said.
"Oh, I don't hate them, I despise them. I want to get revenge so badly." Both Eva and Draco raised an eyebrow, they looked like twins.
"Do you know any dirt, about them?" Eva asked curiously.
"Oh yeah, I was their 'friend' for 5 years." Hermione mumbled. "Lets see, Ron is afraid of spiders, and he has a huge crush on Pansy Parkinson..." Hermione started Eva and Draco let out snorts and coughs to hide their laughter. Hermione smirked. "Harry has a crush on Cho Chang, and Ginny, and he also, by the looks of it, has a crush on you, Eva."
Eva groaned. "Everywhere I go, there's at least one boy that likes me!" She yelled furiously. "Oh by the way, you wanted to get revenge on them? Here's your chance." Eva smirked.
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked.
"You see, I'm a prankster, it's in my blood. With that dirt, you can make a prank out of it." Eva said proudly.
"How?"
"Okay, listen. Draco?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you still have that dose of the polyjuice potion?"
"Yeah, why?"
"We're gonna need it." Eva smirked evilly, it was scarier than Malfoy's smirk. "First of all, who do you want to get revenge on the most?"
"Ron."
"Okay, then. You'll be Pansy. By the way, you don't mind snogging him, do you?"
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"Harry?" Ron asked.
"Yeah?" Harry replied.
"Where do you think Hermione is right now?" Harry's face turned from happy to grim.
"I really don't care." Suddenly Pansy Parkinson came through the door.
"Hey Ron," she said seductively. She sat on his lap, and gave him a fierce, mind-boggling kiss. Once she broke away, Ron stared. The girl(Eva) Harry had been staring at awhile ago came in.
"Pansy, come on," she spotted Harry than 'blushed.' She whispered something to Pansy then Pansy giggled and mouthed "Go for it." Eva nodded. She came up to Harry and gave him a long kiss. She giggled then she and Pansy walked out of the compartment. Harry stayed there, love struck.
Malfoy was waiting for Hermione and Eva to come back both of them came back in, giggling.
"You should have seen the look on their faces!!" Eva yelled at Malfoy. She tried to hold back uncontrollable laughter. Malfoy smirked. Hermione planned to drink the polyjuice and change into Pansy (Malfoy had hair from Pansy all over his clothes) and kiss Ron, and Eva kiss Harry.
"Hey Malfoy, do you have the antidote to this so it doesn't have to last an hour?" Hermione/Pansy asked. Malfoy nodded his head and handed her a blue bottle. "Thanks." She drank it and turned back to normal.
Draco heard Hermione mutter, "Now, we're even."
